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And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee… I smoke old stogies I have found, short, but not too big around I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road - Roger Miller |
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I've never heard this song by Miranda Lambert at all, but gosh, this song is going in my cache of Awesome Song Lyrics! True Story: I love my apron, but I ain't your momma (ML).
I wish I knew more country songs with lyrics that seem funny or silly or right on target (LOL or not ). I like your thread, Ace. <<<<<~~ will take a seat and read posts in your forum column.
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