What if.... - Page 2

Sachita · 09-20-2010, 07:12 AM

omg thats the start of a my wish list for the perfect being only add great sex. I would accomplish great things with that being and give my right arm. I could be a living Goddess!

But seriously if only ONE service, although I deserve more... I would be tempted to go for daily massage but would pick housekeeper. My life involves daily cleaning here so a daily housekeeper would be GREAT! I have a girl that comes every two weeks to deep clean and wish I could afford her weekly but at 70 bucks a pop and to pay for farm help no way.

hmmmm I'm going to start praying for that perfect being.

StillettoDoll · 09-20-2010, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Diva

It was a toss~up between housekeeper and masseuse.....but I chose housekeeper.

My logic is: I'll just lay down on the floor and get her to run over my body with the vacuum cleaner over and over and over and over and ov....

You get the idea....close enough.

LOL gosh was thinking the same thing

Rockinonahigh · 09-20-2010, 11:25 AM

I picked the masseuse..u bet worth her weght in gold for keeping my back from tightning up,been there and much better than any chiro or doc can do for me.

CrankyOldGuy · 09-20-2010, 03:40 PM

since i love to cook, receive massages from the girl, who is also my girl friday and i'm her chauffeur

...housekeeper gets my vote.

Lynn · 09-20-2010, 09:17 PM

I voted for a personal secretary. If I had someone to keep me on track, pay bills on time, respond to things in a timely manner, not forget about appointments...well. I'd be stress-free enough to get the rest of it done and maybe not end up on an episode of Hoarders. Because, if you watch that show, you know that it's not about housekeeping, it's about managing stress. I therefore would like a secretary that gives massages from time to time.

Apocalipstic · 09-23-2010, 03:37 PM

Massages please!

Jude · 09-20-2010, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Isadora

I hate driving myself. I would go for the chauffeur.

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Who said the chauffeur comes with a car?

Gemme · 09-19-2010, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StillettoDoll

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

It was a toss up between the housekeeper and the masseuse, but I can buy a bottle of cleaner for a couple of bucks. Massages are expensive!

Glenn · 09-20-2010, 02:06 AM

[QUOTE=StillettoDoll;194417]If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook-No
2. chauffeur-YES
3. housekeeper-No
4. masseuse-No
5. personal secretary-No

chefhmboyrd · 09-20-2010, 10:35 AM

masseuse.............

TickledPink · 09-20-2010, 06:57 PM

Houseboi please! Clean, clean, clean.

torchiegirl · 09-21-2010, 06:47 AM

masseuse, definitely.

UofMfan · 09-21-2010, 07:17 AM

I already have a maid and massage services that are cheap enough, so no need.

Now a personal secretary, that is what I would want, as I have been considering one as of late

Ryobi · 09-21-2010, 03:45 PM

I can't pick one so, just one time I would like,

My chauffeur to drive my cook to the store to buy stuff for the for dinner they will make, after dropping me off at the masseuse, while the housekeeper does their thing, and all of it would take place because of my personal secretary.

Just one time.

Strappie · 09-21-2010, 08:31 PM

masseuse .... Pixie... will you?? *smirk*

Pixie · 09-21-2010, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Strappie

masseuse .... Pixie... will you?? *smirk*

Giggle ABSOLUTELY!!! I totally followed you in here to make a sassy comment...but there ya go!

Strappie · 09-22-2010, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixie

Giggle ABSOLUTELY!!! I totally followed you in here to make a sassy comment...but there ya go!

Waitin for the sassy comment.. lol

StillettoDoll · 09-22-2010, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryobi

I can't pick one so, just one time I would like,

My chauffeur to drive my cook to the store to buy stuff for the for dinner they will make, after dropping me off at the masseuse, while the housekeeper does their thing, and all of it would take place because of my personal secretary.

Just one time.

I really like this comment

Just_G · 09-22-2010, 09:48 AM

As much manual labor as I do, and as much tension that I have in my world....a massuese would be fanfuckingtastic!!

What time are you sending her over?

chefhottie25 · 09-22-2010, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StillettoDoll

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

a housekeeper for sure...i can be a messy boi. i would also like her to wear one of those little french maid outfits.

View Poll Results: If you could have free umlimited service for 1 year. which would you choose?
good cook	20	13.89%
chauffeur	8	5.56%
housekeeper	69	47.92%
masseuse	36	25.00%
personal secretary	11	7.64%
Voters: 144. You may not vote on this poll

09-20-2010, 07:12 AM	#1
Sachita Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Completely in love Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Southern Virginia Posts: 3,225 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,564 Thanked 8,992 Times in 2,247 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	omg thats the start of a my wish list for the perfect being only add great sex. I would accomplish great things with that being and give my right arm. I could be a living Goddess! But seriously if only ONE service, although I deserve more... I would be tempted to go for daily massage but would pick housekeeper. My life involves daily cleaning here so a daily housekeeper would be GREAT! I have a girl that comes every two weeks to deep clean and wish I could afford her weekly but at 70 bucks a pop and to pay for farm help no way. hmmmm I'm going to start praying for that perfect being. __________________ You either like me or you don't. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don't have that kinda time to convince somebody else. ~ Daniel Franzese

09-20-2010, 03:40 PM	#4
CrankyOldGuy Member How Do You Identify?: Just the right amount of wrong Preferred Pronoun?: [sic] Basturd Relationship Status: She turns my crank Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Between The Lines Posts: 342 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 110 Thanked 392 Times in 163 Posts Rep Power: 2224210	since i love to cook, receive massages from the girl, who is also my girl friday and i'm her chauffeur ...housekeeper gets my vote. __________________ "To say nothing, to do nothing, stops nothing" - Roni McCall, Founder, Through Their Eyes, The National Animal Abuse Registry

09-20-2010, 09:17 PM	#5
Lynn Member How Do You Identify?: Unabashed Feminine Lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: Her, She Relationship Status: Married! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 689 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,499 Thanked 2,414 Times in 505 Posts Rep Power: 9668975	I voted for a personal secretary. If I had someone to keep me on track, pay bills on time, respond to things in a timely manner, not forget about appointments...well. I'd be stress-free enough to get the rest of it done and maybe not end up on an episode of Hoarders. Because, if you watch that show, you know that it's not about housekeeping, it's about managing stress. I therefore would like a secretary that gives massages from time to time. __________________ In the flush of love's light we dare be brave And suddenly we see that love costs all we are and will ever be. Yet it is only love which sets us free. Maya Angelou Wedding Photos: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?...1&l=22b092b98c

09-23-2010, 03:37 PM	#6
Apocalipstic Pink Confection How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Ma'am Relationship Status: Dating Myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Nashville Posts: 4,266 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,195 Thanked 11,362 Times in 2,838 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Massages please! __________________

09-20-2010, 11:25 AM	#3
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,933 Times in 3,938 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I picked the masseuse..u bet worth her weght in gold for keeping my back from tightning up,been there and much better than any chiro or doc can do for me.

09-20-2010, 02:06 AM	#9
Glenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: Old thing Relationship Status: Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: :rolleyes: Posts: 1,547 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,602 Thanked 3,729 Times in 1,095 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	[QUOTE=StillettoDoll;194417]If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a... 1. good cook-No 2. chauffeur-YES 3. housekeeper-No 4. masseuse-No 5. personal secretary-No

09-20-2010, 10:35 AM	#10
chefhmboyrd Senior Member How Do You Identify?: man Preferred Pronoun?: beef Relationship Status: Uncle Daddy Snap Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: nashvegas Posts: 1,607 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,411 Thanked 2,846 Times in 898 Posts Rep Power: 14271905	masseuse............. __________________ what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here?

09-20-2010, 06:57 PM	#11
TickledPink Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Girly Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Pink Relationship Status: Shacked UP Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The Holt-Mason Chateau Decherd/I'm a NashVegas Girl! Posts: 1,041 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 586 Thanked 1,996 Times in 606 Posts Rep Power: 9218476	Houseboi please! Clean, clean, clean.

09-21-2010, 06:47 AM	#12
torchiegirl Member How Do You Identify?: femme Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the mitten Posts: 1,282 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,807 Thanked 1,610 Times in 549 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	masseuse, definitely.

09-21-2010, 07:17 AM	#13
UofMfan Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: A very happy Mr. Grumpy Cat Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Neither here or there Posts: 7,987 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 27,733 Thanked 18,935 Times in 4,705 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	I already have a maid and massage services that are cheap enough, so no need. Now a personal secretary, that is what I would want, as I have been considering one as of late

09-21-2010, 03:45 PM	#14
Ryobi Member How Do You Identify?: TG Stone Butch. Over all, I identify by living my life. Preferred Pronoun?: He/His Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Upper Midwest Posts: 633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 683 Thanked 1,238 Times in 357 Posts Rep Power: 12468328	I can't pick one so, just one time I would like, My chauffeur to drive my cook to the store to buy stuff for the for dinner they will make, after dropping me off at the masseuse, while the housekeeper does their thing, and all of it would take place because of my personal secretary. Just one time. __________________ "If you can't do great things, do small things in a great way" Napoleon Hill. "To choose a word is to choose a world" Anonymous

09-21-2010, 08:31 PM	#15
Strappie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I know who I am... Doesn't matter Relationship Status: It's a new day.... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mpls, MN Posts: 3,283 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,813 Thanked 4,945 Times in 1,350 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	masseuse .... Pixie... will you?? smirk

09-22-2010, 09:48 AM	#19
Just_G Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Switch, Comedian...G...whichever. Preferred Pronoun?: He....with an e! Relationship Status: I'll take kinky & twisted for $200, Alex!! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the middle Posts: 2,281 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 874 Thanked 6,165 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	As much manual labor as I do, and as much tension that I have in my world....a massuese would be fanfuckingtastic!! What time are you sending her over? __________________ Happy are those who dream and are ready to pay the price to make them come true!