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View Poll Results: If you could have free umlimited service for 1 year. which would you choose? | |||
good cook |
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20 | 13.89% |
chauffeur |
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8 | 5.56% |
housekeeper |
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69 | 47.92% |
masseuse |
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36 | 25.00% |
personal secretary |
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11 | 7.64% |
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omg thats the start of a my wish list for the perfect being only add great sex. I would accomplish great things with that being and give my right arm. I could be a living Goddess!
But seriously if only ONE service, although I deserve more... I would be tempted to go for daily massage but would pick housekeeper. My life involves daily cleaning here so a daily housekeeper would be GREAT! I have a girl that comes every two weeks to deep clean and wish I could afford her weekly but at 70 bucks a pop and to pay for farm help no way. hmmmm I'm going to start praying for that perfect being.
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I picked the masseuse..u bet worth her weght in gold for keeping my back from tightning up,been there and much better than any chiro or doc can do for me.
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since i love to cook, receive massages from the girl, who is also my girl friday and i'm her chauffeur
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I voted for a personal secretary. If I had someone to keep me on track, pay bills on time, respond to things in a timely manner, not forget about appointments...well. I'd be stress-free enough to get the rest of it done and maybe not end up on an episode of Hoarders. Because, if you watch that show, you know that it's not about housekeeping, it's about managing stress. I therefore would like a secretary that gives massages from time to time.
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Massages please!
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Who said the chauffeur comes with a car?
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[QUOTE=StillettoDoll;194417]If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook-No 2. chauffeur-YES 3. housekeeper-No 4. masseuse-No 5. personal secretary-No |
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masseuse.............
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Houseboi please! Clean, clean, clean.
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masseuse, definitely.
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I already have a maid and massage services that are cheap enough, so no need.
Now a personal secretary, that is what I would want, as I have been considering one as of late ![]() |
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I can't pick one so, just one time I would like,
My chauffeur to drive my cook to the store to buy stuff for the for dinner they will make, after dropping me off at the masseuse, while the housekeeper does their thing, and all of it would take place because of my personal secretary. Just one time.
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masseuse .... Pixie... will you?? *smirk*
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As much manual labor as I do, and as much tension that I have in my world....a massuese would be fanfuckingtastic!!
What time are you sending her over?
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a housekeeper for sure...i can be a messy boi. i would also like her to wear one of those little french maid outfits.
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