I Wish I Had A Dollar For Every Time........ - Page 2

Billy · 12-10-2010, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Duchess

For everytime someone asked, "Are those real?".

Well I don't think I have ever asked that But why can't I find that girl bouncing her boobs on the smiley list

StillettoDoll · 12-11-2010, 06:13 AM

I wish I had a dollar for every time I ask, when are going to fix the fence?

diamondrose · 12-11-2010, 06:26 AM

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I wear the color yellow. I'd be banking in the bucks!

asphaltcowboi · 12-11-2010, 08:41 AM

wish i had a dollar for every time ive been run out of the womens rest room... gave up.. but the mens usually stinks to bad!

JAGG · 12-11-2010, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by little_ms_sunshyne

I wish I had a dollar every time I didn't say what I want to say

HAHAH I never have that problem. I wish I had a dollar for every time I said something I shouldn't have.

JAGG · 12-11-2010, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by softness

for everytime someone asks me what label I am ....

I m really starting to get offended by this...

Tell them you're the buy one get one free label, for today and today only. When I feel myself getting irrated by something, that I know wasn't meant in a bad way, I just make jokes about it. Kind of entertain myself with it all, and then I don't take it so personal. ooops bump

JAGG · 12-11-2010, 08:59 AM

Wish I had a dollar for everytime I play spider solitare , when I really should be doing something else.

JAGG · 12-11-2010, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Duchess

For everytime someone asked, "Are those real?".

What???

Holy cow, boy some people have alot of nerve. How rude!!!

Soft*Silver · 12-11-2010, 09:52 AM

he lied to himself....

Melissa · 12-11-2010, 12:07 PM

I wish I had a dollar for every time a student has used the my Grandma/Grandpa died late assignment excuse.

and I wish I had a dollar for the my computer died, has a virus, locked up, crashed excuse, too.

I could have retired at 35!

M

Billy · 12-11-2010, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by morningstar55

... why shouldnt you run a black car thru a car wash??

Because a carwash even know it's water and not the brushes it takes the wax off the car , and I get tire of rewaxing his demo's They have a degreaser in the soap to get the car cleaner faster Not a fan of car washes , just sayin

Blade · 12-11-2010, 12:42 PM

I wish I had a dollar for every time I said .....come on potty outside

12-11-2010, 02:56 PM

...someone shouts "Hey you've lost a wheel" when I'm riding my unicycle.

...and when the numerous teenage boys ask "Can I have a go on that, I bet I can do it" only to fall off instantly

Blade · 12-12-2010, 07:59 AM

I wish I had a dollar for every time I said...where's my_________ (fill in the blank)

Jaques · 12-12-2010, 08:03 AM

wish i had a dollar for every time the missus says she's leaving me, boy would i be rich............but of course im richer cos she hasnt...........lol!

Kenna · 12-12-2010, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

I wish I had a dollar for every time I said...where's my_________ (fill in the blank)

Ohhhhhh no you don't!!!
I get the finders fee, knothead!
I wish I had a dollar for every time you've "lost" your glasses or that really nice fancy flashlight I got ya! (BTW, how MANY pairs of glasses do you have between the house and truck?)

Blade · 12-12-2010, 08:28 AM

Three that I know of, and you are real good at sniffing them out for me. I think you was a Golden Retriever in your last life.

me...... Or maybe Nancy Drew....so tell me Blade where'd you last see them

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Originally Posted by Sweet

Ohhhhhh no you don't!!!
I get the finders fee, knothead!
I wish I had a dollar for every time you've "lost" your glasses or that really nice fancy flashlight I got ya! (BTW, how MANY pairs of glasses do you have between the house and truck?)

Kenna · 12-12-2010, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

Three that I know of, and you are real good at sniffing them out for me. I think you was a Golden Retriever in your last life.

me...... Or maybe Nancy Drew....so tell me Blade where'd you last see them

Woff Woff!!
Just for that, I think I'll dig a hole in the back yard and go hide your favorite boots and hat!!
Hey Cheeseball, I wish I had a dollar for every time you said "Where's my hat, I can't go no where without my hat!"
Ohhhhh boy, with all the hats in this house, am I gonna have fun diggin' holes!

Blade · 12-12-2010, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet

Woff Woff!!
Just for that, I think I'll dig a hole in the back yard and go hide your favorite boots and hat!!
Hey Cheeseball, I wish I had a dollar for every time you said "Where's my hat, I can't go no where without my hat!"
Ohhhhh boy, with all the hats in this house, am I gonna have fun diggin' holes!

Well be sure and pack the dirt tight when you cover the holes up, we don't need to be stepping in holes and breaking an ankle or anything. Don't make me tie you to a tree...arf arf to make you behave

little_ms_sunshyne · 12-12-2010, 09:39 AM

...I get asked by my students if my wrist tattoo is real....I now respond "No, I draw it on with a Sharpie Marker every morning. See yesterday it only had 2 birds. Today it has five" and they reply "Miss that sounds like alot of work. Why dont you just get a real one? as they walk away thinking Im nuts lol

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Melissa Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: married Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 269 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 262 Thanked 587 Times in 195 Posts Rep Power: 2134101	I wish I had a dollar for every time a student has used the my Grandma/Grandpa died late assignment excuse. and I wish I had a dollar for the my computer died, has a virus, locked up, crashed excuse, too. I could have retired at 35! M

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Daktari Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a My Photo Gallery	I wish I had a $ or a £ for every time... ...someone shouts "Hey you've lost a wheel" when I'm riding my unicycle. ...and when the numerous teenage boys ask "Can I have a go on that, I bet I can do it" only to fall off instantly

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Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,414 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I wish I had a dollar for every time I said...where's my_________ (fill in the blank) __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

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Jaques Member How Do You Identify?: male/TG Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: England Posts: 220 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 51 Thanked 398 Times in 122 Posts Rep Power: 2583511	wish i had a dollar for every time the missus says she's leaving me, boy would i be rich............but of course im richer cos she hasnt...........lol!

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little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,241 Times in 2,541 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	...I get asked by my students if my wrist tattoo is real....I now respond "No, I draw it on with a Sharpie Marker every morning. See yesterday it only had 2 birds. Today it has five" and they reply "Miss that sounds like alot of work. Why dont you just get a real one? as they walk away thinking Im nuts lol Last edited by little_ms_sunshyne; 12-12-2010 at 10:08 AM.