Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes - Page 2

hippieflowergirl · 01-01-2010, 09:27 PM

a safe little lockdown to get that crappy little comment (yours or someone else's) or your favorite hilarious but truly insulting quote out of your head so you can stop feeling bad about yourself and go back to being the charming little tidbit of perfection that you are!

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"i feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."

stephen bishop

"[he's]...a legend in his own lunchtime."

rex harrison

"i can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.

steven pearl

"thank god you've insulted me! that means that i don't have to be nice anymore."

billy idol

"every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

h. l. mencken

"sometimes i need what only you can provide: your absence."

ashleigh brilliant

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carry on....

01-01-2010, 09:27 PM	#1
hippieflowergirl Member How Do You Identify?: ~ Preferred Pronoun?: ~ Relationship Status: ~ Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ~ Posts: 424 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 461 Thanked 467 Times in 176 Posts Rep Power: 274206	Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes a safe little lockdown to get that crappy little comment (yours or someone else's) or your favorite hilarious but truly insulting quote out of your head so you can stop feeling bad about yourself and go back to being the charming little tidbit of perfection that you are! ~~~~~~~~~~ "i feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." stephen bishop "[he's]...a legend in his own lunchtime." rex harrison "i can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest. steven pearl "thank god you've insulted me! that means that i don't have to be nice anymore." billy idol "every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." h. l. mencken "sometimes i need what only you can provide: your absence." ashleigh brilliant ~~~~~~~~~~ carry on....