best text you received today - Page 2

PinkieLee · 09-20-2013, 08:01 AM

"The Wonder Tongue got tha girl straight trippin' boo"

GeeGina · 09-20-2013, 08:06 AM

From a friend -

I have champagne 4 later

JAGG · 09-20-2013, 08:20 AM

This place is a disaster.

Miss Scarlett · 09-20-2013, 10:22 AM

From the same person who cracked me up the other day...

"Tell him he'd better put a ring on it before I do...LOL"

JAGG · 09-23-2013, 05:01 PM

My brother who is a big Bears fan texted me and said ,I'm glad the Bears won, but it would feel better if we had beaten any other team besides yours.

girl_dee · 09-23-2013, 06:21 PM

"i'm on the road" ..........

midwest chick · 09-24-2013, 07:33 AM

how to break your lease

Kenna · 02-23-2014, 11:54 AM

Your making me stretch, adjust in my seat and wanting to check my BP

Hollylane · 02-23-2014, 01:05 PM

Gaige sent me a photo, that she had taken when she was here last. My kittybaby, Oliver, peeking out between the branches of the top section of my pre-lit Christmas tree (he poses for this picture every holiday season, the little stinker).

The JD · 02-26-2014, 11:16 PM

"Skip gaily, you."

(I might need to make this my mantra.)

Bèsame* · 02-26-2014, 11:45 PM

"it's the only playground I want to play in "

LoyalWolfsBlade · 02-27-2014, 03:37 AM

I love you

Kenna · 02-27-2014, 07:42 AM

.....You make me high!!

Kenna · 03-13-2014, 08:44 AM

omg..my tummy butterflies morphed to fruit bats and them is bouncing lol

Bèsame* · 03-19-2014, 10:04 PM

....600 boxes of shoes, coming your way!

$$$$$$$$$$$

Hey You · 03-20-2014, 07:04 AM

(Name) you have been picked up for the mixed medley

Because that makes no sense on its own.. a couple of weeks ago I put myself down as a spare for a mixed medley one-day lawn bowls competition and a team has picked me up. This is good news.

BrutalDaddy · 04-01-2014, 07:15 PM

Phone pings to let me know I have a text.

Open it up and died laughing. Was from the wife.

"My old ride and my new sports car. Hehehe."

The picture attached to it was our old broom which is of normal height and beside it was this mini red broom that's only half the normal height.

Cracked me up to no end.

Still Laughing,
Brute.

P.S. Those of you who have me on your friend's list can see the pic there.

LeftWriteFemme · 04-08-2014, 11:20 AM

"I had the wildest dream about you last night. I will have to tell you about it. You owned a small newstand/coffee shop on the shore of transit station...funny"

.....she doesn't even know the half of why it's funny.....I can't even make coffee!!!

Kenna · 04-08-2014, 05:33 PM

We will everyday. you will be crushed, appreciated, your love is precious to me..So everyday will be a slice of Heaven even in our hard times honey.

(Me crushed? Giggles)

Chuckles ..cherished. Give me a break Lovergirl.

(I do...I just love it when you get flustered)

The JD · 04-20-2014, 06:40 PM

"Matriarchal she-bitch lemur dommes will fuck you up. Look sharp."

09-20-2013, 08:06 AM	#2
GeeGina Member How Do You Identify?: Femme, but flexible. Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Relationship Status: Single. Looking. Available. Open. Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 111 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10 Thanked 410 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 4115106	Best text today... From a friend - I have champagne 4 later

09-20-2013, 08:20 AM	#3
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	This place is a disaster. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

09-23-2013, 05:01 PM	#5
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	My brother who is a big Bears fan texted me and said ,I'm glad the Bears won, but it would feel better if we had beaten any other team besides yours. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

02-23-2014, 11:54 AM	#8
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,195 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	dayummm what a way to start our morning! Your making me stretch, adjust in my seat and wanting to check my BP __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

02-26-2014, 11:16 PM	#10
The JD Be the Fearless Bunny How Do You Identify?: Hers. Preferred Pronoun?: he Relationship Status: Medusa’s Snake Charmer Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: This must be the place. Posts: 649 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,740 Thanked 2,678 Times in 540 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	"Skip gaily, you." (I might need to make this my mantra.) __________________ I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. ~Flannery O'Connor

09-20-2013, 08:01 AM	#1
PinkieLee Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: I need ya boo, gotta see ya boo Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Big Money Texas Posts: 4,708 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,309 Thanked 13,074 Times in 3,049 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	"The Wonder Tongue got tha girl straight trippin' boo"

09-20-2013, 10:22 AM	#4
Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,947 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	From the same person who cracked me up the other day... "Tell him he'd better put a ring on it before I do...LOL"

09-23-2013, 06:21 PM	#6
girl_dee Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: dee Relationship Status: Hitched up Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Livin’ the Dream Posts: 24,079 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 30,560 Thanked 54,856 Times in 13,915 Posts Rep Power: 21474873	"i'm on the road" ..........

09-24-2013, 07:33 AM	#7
midwest chick Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: here. Posts: 398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,201 Thanked 1,678 Times in 338 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	how to break your lease

02-23-2014, 01:05 PM	#9
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,360 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Gaige sent me a photo, that she had taken when she was here last. My kittybaby, Oliver, peeking out between the branches of the top section of my pre-lit Christmas tree (he poses for this picture every holiday season, the little stinker).

02-26-2014, 11:45 PM	#11
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,336 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,057 Thanked 40,896 Times in 10,696 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	"it's the only playground I want to play in " __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

02-27-2014, 03:37 AM	#12
LoyalWolfsBlade Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Pre-Op FtM, Preferred Pronoun?: Masculine ones plz Relationship Status: Single but haven't given up on finding the One Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: I gaze upon the same moon as you do Posts: 3,827 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,214 Thanked 9,646 Times in 3,123 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I love you __________________ Life should never be stagnant hence my quest for new knowledge will continue until my last breath. Wolf

02-27-2014, 07:42 AM	#13
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,195 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	.....You make me high!! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

03-13-2014, 08:44 AM	#14
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,195 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	omg..my tummy butterflies morphed to fruit bats and them is bouncing lol __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

03-19-2014, 10:04 PM	#15
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,336 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,057 Thanked 40,896 Times in 10,696 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	....600 boxes of shoes, coming your way! $$$$$$$$$$$ __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

03-20-2014, 07:04 AM	#16
Hey You Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Single and waiting :) Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Australia Posts: 127 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4 Thanked 220 Times in 47 Posts Rep Power: 3639678	(Name) you have been picked up for the mixed medley Because that makes no sense on its own.. a couple of weeks ago I put myself down as a spare for a mixed medley one-day lawn bowls competition and a team has picked me up. This is good news.

04-01-2014, 07:15 PM	#17
BrutalDaddy Member How Do You Identify?: Her Asshole. Preferred Pronoun?: Him, hym, he, whatever. Relationship Status: Bitch has no more excuses now. Join Date: May 2012 Location: Lower Alabama Posts: 519 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 206 Thanked 2,785 Times in 499 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Phone pings to let me know I have a text. Open it up and died laughing. Was from the wife. "My old ride and my new sports car. Hehehe." The picture attached to it was our old broom which is of normal height and beside it was this mini red broom that's only half the normal height. Cracked me up to no end. Still Laughing, Brute. P.S. Those of you who have me on your friend's list can see the pic there. Last edited by BrutalDaddy; 04-01-2014 at 07:17 PM. Reason: Forgot it was on my fb page, not her's.

04-08-2014, 11:20 AM	#18
LeftWriteFemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Jersey Posts: 16,642 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,529 Thanked 12,308 Times in 5,193 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	"I had the wildest dream about you last night. I will have to tell you about it. You owned a small newstand/coffee shop on the shore of transit station...funny" .....she doesn't even know the half of why it's funny.....I can't even make coffee!!! __________________ Clicking on these dragon eggs will take you to my new erotic novella: Dragon Bait .........Hope you enjoy it! ________________________________________________ Please take a look at my work Click on flashing smilie to see my website To look at my Daddy/girl erotica book Click on pompom girl to see Elbows on the Table, Palms Flat

04-08-2014, 05:33 PM	#19
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,195 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	from Papi... We will everyday. you will be crushed, appreciated, your love is precious to me..So everyday will be a slice of Heaven even in our hard times honey. (Me crushed? Giggles) Chuckles ..cherished. Give me a break Lovergirl. (I do...I just love it when you get flustered) __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

04-20-2014, 06:40 PM	#20
The JD Be the Fearless Bunny How Do You Identify?: Hers. Preferred Pronoun?: he Relationship Status: Medusa’s Snake Charmer Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: This must be the place. Posts: 649 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,740 Thanked 2,678 Times in 540 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	"Matriarchal she-bitch lemur dommes will fuck you up. Look sharp." __________________ I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. ~Flannery O'Connor