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Old 01-19-2010, 12:04 AM   #21
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Everyone knows the answer is 42

and all I need is this chair. And this ashtray. And this lamp. And this remote control. And this paddle game. And this magazine. That's all I need.
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The answer was 9. Number "nine".
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and all I need is this chair. And this ashtray. And this lamp. And this remote control. And this paddle game. And this magazine. That's all I need.

Let the randomness begin........The Hater's here!!!!

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I thought the answer was Sri Lanka.

Here...have a chip.....
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I am looking at an old Sex Pistol.


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I am looking at an old Sex Pistol.


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You mean MacGruber, don't You?

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It's like Steve Martin......

"All I need is this chair.......all I need is this chair and this piece of string...." Or whatever he drug out with him......


All I need is a YouTube EBS Test Pattern......and this accordion.......just this YouTube thingy and this accordion.....and Don Pardo.....that's all I need......


Oh and a polka.......that's all I need. And this sock.


You and your socks! LOL
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Are we filming a Lifetime movie?
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You should see what we can do with silly spray, canned cheese, a tampon, and a number 2 pencil. Macgyver doesn't have anything on us.

All we need is this.... and maybe a bubble saxophone and a stripey sock.

And, by the way, the answer was the Tigris Euphrates. The Tigris (pause) Euphrates. But thank you for playing! Don...tell them what they've won!
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And, by the way, the answer was the Tigris Euphrates. The Tigris (pause) Euphrates. But thank you for playing! Don...tell them what they've won!
Dancing pink elephant, check.
Bubble sax, check.
Striped sock, check.

We're gonna be in the big money once this thing rolls out!
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All we need is this.... and maybe a bubble saxophone and a stripey sock.

And, by the way, the answer was the Tigris Euphrates. The Tigris (pause) Euphrates. But thank you for playing! Don...tell them what they've won!

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GEMME!!!!!! You've won an all~expense trip to Dime Box, Texas, a slightly used pair of orthopedic elevator shoes, comPLETE with an extra set of shoe strings! AND THAT'S NOT ALL, GEMME!!!!!!!!

You ALso will receive a year's subscription for the magazine "You And Your Hockey Puck Collection ~ 25th Anniversay Collector's Edition" and a watch battery charger!!!!

Thanks for playing!!!!!!!!

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GEMME!!!!!! You've won an all~expense trip to Dime Box, Texas, a slightly used pair of orthopedic elevator shoes, comPLETE with an extra set of shoe strings! AND THAT'S NOT ALL, GEMME!!!!!!!!

You ALso will receive a year's subscription for the magazine "You And Your Hockey Puck Collection ~ 25th Anniversay Collector's Edition" and a watch battery charger!!!!

Thanks for playing!!!!!!!!

WOW.

So, Gemme, what cha doin later? You have some mighty nice prizes there...
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You ALso will receive a year's subscription for the magazine "You And Your Hockey Puck Collection ~ 25th Anniversay Collector's Edition" and a watch battery charger!!!!

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Those are cool!
We actually had one of these:

in the house growing up- it was loud as hell. It was designed to wake up the neighborhood in the event of air or gas attack. I grew up in a military town. We called it "the clacker".
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