How do you know when you are getting older? - Page 20

Dominique · 01-21-2012, 02:49 PM

Also the first significant snow fall of the season here too. My smart car is as wide as my shop broom is long. SO, I only had to shovel out a space
that wide plus a little more (just in case) down the drive way.

I remember when I would have shoveled all of that *just for the exercise*

Blade · 01-28-2012, 09:13 PM

when you are tired and sleepy at 8pm on the weekends and not sleepy until midnight during the work week

OS Butch · 01-29-2012, 07:26 PM

When you work really hard on Saturday tearing out an old retaining wall your dad built 40 years ago and then spend Sunday barely getting out of a your comfy recliner.

StillettoDoll · 02-06-2012, 03:33 PM

When everyone you know is trying to quit smoking!

AtLast · 02-06-2012, 03:36 PM

When one does think before acting. That was my first clue....

princessbelle · 02-06-2012, 03:45 PM

When being unable to locate my reading glasses is the same panic feeling i had when i was younger and couldn't find my keys.

Mr Nice Guy · 02-06-2012, 04:46 PM

Is when you bend down to pick something up and have to grab something to get back up. Also you might make a grunting sound too.

MysticOceansFL · 02-06-2012, 05:25 PM

When you dont sweat the small or the huge shyt!!!! that happens.

OS Butch · 02-06-2012, 05:46 PM

You know you are getting really old when you realize you are attending more funerals than baptisms. I am pretty blue today

princessbelle · 02-06-2012, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OS Butch

You know you are getting really old when you realize you are attending more funerals than baptisms. I am pretty blue today

This reminds me of something my mom said a few days ago....

You know you are older when you know more people that have passed on vs. people that are still alive.

Sadly, it seems i'm getting to that point.

Sorry bout your loss OS.

Glenn · 02-06-2012, 08:33 PM

Today when I got all ready for the superbowl and found out it was yesterday. I heard the WRONG team won anyway

OS Butch · 02-09-2012, 06:40 AM

You know you are older when you stumble out of bed, wander into the kitchen while still half asleep, put 4 scoops of coffee into the coffee machine, add water and leave the kitchen and find your comfy recliner....Then wonder what is taking so long to smell the coffee.....Now awake, look at the coffee machine..stare a moment..hit the on button....oops....Is it Monday again?

tapu · 02-09-2012, 08:31 AM

You know you're getting older when you find yourself smiling fondly at a picture of your mother, and realize, Hey, wait! That's me!

Cid · 02-09-2012, 08:44 AM

when you buy moisturiser for wrinkles instead of for soft skin.

when Oil of Olay sends you birthday greetings.

when you colour your hair to cover the grey instead of dark roots.

when the spots on your hands are age spots and not freckles.

Kobi · 02-09-2012, 11:02 AM

When one sneeze results in 2 visits to the chiropractor on the same day.

Tawse · 02-09-2012, 11:34 AM

you start talking about the "music" kids are listening to "now days"... and how music was so much better when you were their age.

clay · 02-09-2012, 11:40 AM

A magnifier is required along with BIFOCALS! arrrghhhhhh

DapperButch · 03-31-2012, 08:09 AM

When you have enough wrinkles that you decide to call your mother to find out how this whole "lotion on the face" thing works.

(Of course, my mother rushed over a bottle of her $60 face lotion)

Electrocell · 03-31-2012, 08:44 AM

When you hear a snap, crackle, pop in the morning and it isn't your cereal , because you are eating some kind of healthy oat stuff.

Scorp · 03-31-2012, 08:47 AM

When you discover a white hair in an ummm unusual place..

01-21-2012, 02:49 PM	#381
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01-28-2012, 09:13 PM	#382
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01-29-2012, 07:26 PM	#383
OS Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch-BLW Preferred Pronoun?: Default-She Relationship Status: Closed Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 636 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 1,378 Times in 461 Posts Rep Power: 12988704	When you work really hard on Saturday tearing out an old retaining wall your dad built 40 years ago and then spend Sunday barely getting out of a your comfy recliner. __________________ You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you. ~Tinkerbell~

02-06-2012, 03:33 PM	#384
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02-06-2012, 03:36 PM	#385
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02-06-2012, 04:46 PM	#387
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02-06-2012, 05:25 PM	#388
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02-06-2012, 05:46 PM	#389
OS Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch-BLW Preferred Pronoun?: Default-She Relationship Status: Closed Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 636 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 1,378 Times in 461 Posts Rep Power: 12988704	You know you are getting really old when you realize you are attending more funerals than baptisms. I am pretty blue today __________________ You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you. ~Tinkerbell~

02-06-2012, 08:33 PM	#391
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02-09-2012, 06:40 AM	#392
OS Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch-BLW Preferred Pronoun?: Default-She Relationship Status: Closed Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 636 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 1,378 Times in 461 Posts Rep Power: 12988704	You know you are older when you stumble out of bed, wander into the kitchen while still half asleep, put 4 scoops of coffee into the coffee machine, add water and leave the kitchen and find your comfy recliner....Then wonder what is taking so long to smell the coffee.....Now awake, look at the coffee machine..stare a moment..hit the on button....oops....Is it Monday again? __________________ You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you. ~Tinkerbell~

02-09-2012, 08:31 AM	#393
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02-09-2012, 08:44 AM	#394
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03-31-2012, 08:09 AM	#398
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