How do you know when you are getting older?

Blade · 02-25-2011, 06:32 PM

Most of us are far enough along in life to realize "we aint gettin any younger, ya know". Lets have some fun with getting older.

How do you know when you are getting older?

Blade · 02-25-2011, 06:49 PM

When I wake up in the morning and my knees have more crackles than my hardwood floors.

Packin'Boi · 02-25-2011, 06:58 PM

When I sneeze and pee a little ...really?

Jesse · 02-25-2011, 07:07 PM

Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

Gayla · 02-25-2011, 07:08 PM

When increasing the type size in my browser window no longer helps.

Bella~Vita · 02-25-2011, 07:14 PM

When I find myself getting stuck in certain positions ... it's not pretty ....

princessbelle · 02-25-2011, 07:15 PM

My arms are shrinking.

It is the only answer to the problem of holding things to read at arms length, no longer works.

Gráinne · 02-26-2011, 12:38 AM

When the Rolling Stones and the Who sound quaint compared to what my kids listen to.

When my kids ask if I had TV when I was a girl.

I walk into a room and forget what I was doing there.

Coming up on my 30th high school reunion!

The joke is true: when I get on the floor, I wonder what else I can do down there.

When I bought one of those personal fans for women of a certain time of life.

When I became a great-aunt. My great-aunt was a tiny little old lady.

Corkey · 02-26-2011, 12:55 AM

Last one standing is a youngster!

Jesse · 02-26-2011, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkey

Last one standing is a youngster!

Can we have jello puddin instead?

Corkey · 02-26-2011, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse

Can we have jello puddin instead?

Sugar freeeeeee, no teeth required.

amiyesiam · 02-26-2011, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkey

Sugar freeeeeee, no teeth required.

will you please stop talking about no teeth
you have teeth
you know you can eat pudding even if you have teeth

edited to add: the no teeth thing is giving me the willies

Jesse · 02-26-2011, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkey

Sugar freeeeeee, no teeth required.

Good! We can toss em all in the dishwasher for a good scrubbin!

chefhottie25 · 03-06-2011, 08:20 PM

i know that i am getting older after working a late closing shift(my 4th in a row) and then have to get up early the next morning to open. i can't get by on 4 hours of sleep like i did when i was younger. i was very grumpy this morning. tomorrow starts another 6 day work week...i am still sore from last weeks. i just don't bounce back like i did when i was fresh from culinary school.

Lillie · 04-19-2011, 09:06 PM

That the "retirement community" you live near has lowered there 'admitting" age and you are now just a few birthdays away from meeting that new criteria!

NJFemmie · 06-27-2011, 05:56 AM

.... when the word "WHAT?" becomes you're most repeated word.

Ebon · 06-27-2011, 06:05 AM

When you don't understand the music on the radio and it all sounds like an alarm clock going off.

AtLast · 06-27-2011, 06:26 AM

When you start calling everyone under 45 a "kid!"

When you wave off another drink because "of the medications you take."

nobelcarrot69 · 10-05-2011, 01:14 PM

I had to get glasses last year. Oh the tragedy of it all. It was painful in more ways than one.

MissItalianDiva · 01-01-2012, 02:43 AM

When two drinks has me staggering! Happy New Years everyone!

02-25-2011, 06:32 PM	#1
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,415 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	How do you know when you are getting older? Most of us are far enough along in life to realize "we aint gettin any younger, ya know". Lets have some fun with getting older. How do you know when you are getting older? __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

02-25-2011, 06:49 PM	#2
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,415 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	When I wake up in the morning and my knees have more crackles than my hardwood floors. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

02-25-2011, 07:07 PM	#4
Jesse Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Transguy Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Central West Coast of Florida Posts: 5,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,866 Thanked 17,782 Times in 3,940 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. __________________ “You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”

02-25-2011, 07:14 PM	#6
Bella~Vita Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where salt is used for Margaritas not Snow Posts: 891 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,049 Thanked 1,322 Times in 443 Posts Rep Power: 7157596	When I find myself getting stuck in certain positions ... it's not pretty .... __________________ ~ I believe that pleasing everyone is impossible..... but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake ~

02-25-2011, 07:15 PM	#7
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,496 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	My arms are shrinking. It is the only answer to the problem of holding things to read at arms length, no longer works. __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou Last edited by princessbelle; 02-25-2011 at 07:33 PM.

02-25-2011, 06:58 PM	#3
Packin'Boi Timed Out How Do You Identify?: FtM Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Permanently Banned 08/11/2011 Posts: 91 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 103 Thanked 96 Times in 35 Posts Rep Power: 0	When I sneeze and pee a little ...really?

02-25-2011, 07:08 PM	#5
Gayla Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Kinky Butch Top Preferred Pronoun?: I'm not picky Relationship Status: She makes me dance like a fool and forget how to breathe. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: SF CA Posts: 3,229 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 877 Thanked 7,077 Times in 1,966 Posts Rep Power: 0	When increasing the type size in my browser window no longer helps.

02-26-2011, 12:38 AM	#8
Gráinne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Neither, nada, out of the box Preferred Pronoun?: My name always works Relationship Status: Happy whatever happens Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Little Rock Posts: 1,864 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,117 Thanked 7,388 Times in 1,457 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	When the Rolling Stones and the Who sound quaint compared to what my kids listen to. When my kids ask if I had TV when I was a girl. I walk into a room and forget what I was doing there. Coming up on my 30th high school reunion! The joke is true: when I get on the floor, I wonder what else I can do down there. When I bought one of those personal fans for women of a certain time of life. When I became a great-aunt. My great-aunt was a tiny little old lady. __________________ The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck

02-26-2011, 12:55 AM	#9
Corkey Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Human Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Very Married Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Where I want to be Posts: 8,155 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 47,491 Thanked 29,270 Times in 6,637 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Last one standing is a youngster! __________________ "Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them". ~Old Tassel, Chief of the Tsalagi (Cherokee)

03-06-2011, 08:20 PM	#14
chefhottie25 Member How Do You Identify?: boi Preferred Pronoun?: hy Relationship Status: happily taken Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: ohio Posts: 1,406 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26 Thanked 889 Times in 478 Posts Rep Power: 1175217	i know that i am getting older after working a late closing shift(my 4th in a row) and then have to get up early the next morning to open. i can't get by on 4 hours of sleep like i did when i was younger. i was very grumpy this morning. tomorrow starts another 6 day work week...i am still sore from last weeks. i just don't bounce back like i did when i was fresh from culinary school.

04-19-2011, 09:06 PM	#15
Lillie Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: babygirl,princess,her, that girl, she! but mostly just "babygirl" Relationship Status: single Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: In the land of milk and honey!.. Posts: 358 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 473 Times in 181 Posts Rep Power: 454632	That the "retirement community" you live near has lowered there 'admitting" age and you are now just a few birthdays away from meeting that new criteria! __________________ *Lillie* *The most expensive jewels I ever wore around my neck was my child's arms* http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...orizontal3.jpg http://s338.photobucket.com/albums/n...sexy/00033.gif

06-27-2011, 05:56 AM	#16
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	.... when the word "WHAT?" becomes you're most repeated word. __________________

06-27-2011, 06:05 AM	#17
Ebon Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my souls eyes. Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: lol Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Here Posts: 3,476 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,524 Thanked 11,142 Times in 2,757 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	When you don't understand the music on the radio and it all sounds like an alarm clock going off. __________________ In Lak'ech Ala K'in I'm a Soul Rebel http://wannabereverend.wordpress.com/ Spirituality is not a belief system or ideology, it is the surrender of one's ego to the infinite wisdom and knowledge that is the universe.

06-27-2011, 06:26 AM	#18
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,827 Times in 3,199 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	When you start calling everyone under 45 a "kid!" When you wave off another drink because "of the medications you take."

10-05-2011, 01:14 PM	#19
nobelcarrot69 Junior Member How Do You Identify?: me Preferred Pronoun?: Is this a trick question? Relationship Status: cheated and mistreated never again Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: It's very pretty Posts: 31 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 52 Thanked 73 Times in 23 Posts Rep Power: 1221576	I had to get glasses last year. Oh the tragedy of it all. It was painful in more ways than one.

01-01-2012, 02:43 AM	#20
MissItalianDiva Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Miss Twiggy Preferred Pronoun?: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and that shit doesn't sound atrocious! Relationship Status: divorce happens..all that glitters ain't gold Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: SLC Utah Posts: 2,284 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,768 Thanked 7,159 Times in 1,793 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	When two drinks has me staggering! Happy New Years everyone!