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Old 01-21-2012, 02:49 PM   #381
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Also the first significant snow fall of the season here too. My smart car is as wide as my shop broom is long. SO, I only had to shovel out a space
that wide plus a little more (just in case) down the drive way.

I remember when I would have shoveled all of that *just for the exercise*
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When you work really hard on Saturday tearing out an old retaining wall your dad built 40 years ago and then spend Sunday barely getting out of a your comfy recliner.
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Is when you bend down to pick something up and have to grab something to get back up. Also you might make a grunting sound too.
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You know you are getting really old when you realize you are attending more funerals than baptisms. I am pretty blue today
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You know you are getting really old when you realize you are attending more funerals than baptisms. I am pretty blue today

This reminds me of something my mom said a few days ago....

You know you are older when you know more people that have passed on vs. people that are still alive.

Sadly, it seems i'm getting to that point.

Sorry bout your loss OS.

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Today when I got all ready for the superbowl and found out it was yesterday. I heard the WRONG team won anyway
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You know you are older when you stumble out of bed, wander into the kitchen while still half asleep, put 4 scoops of coffee into the coffee machine, add water and leave the kitchen and find your comfy recliner....Then wonder what is taking so long to smell the coffee.....Now awake, look at the coffee machine..stare a moment..hit the on button....oops....Is it Monday again?
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when you buy moisturiser for wrinkles instead of for soft skin.

when Oil of Olay sends you birthday greetings.

when you colour your hair to cover the grey instead of dark roots.

when the spots on your hands are age spots and not freckles.
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you start talking about the "music" kids are listening to "now days"... and how music was so much better when you were their age.
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When you have enough wrinkles that you decide to call your mother to find out how this whole "lotion on the face" thing works.

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