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Old 01-15-2015, 08:48 PM   #381
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I think it went something like this..."I need to wash my hair but instead I am sitting in an empty tub thread stalking you."
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It was from my Mother In Law
knowing I have a Doctor Appointment today for some testing that I am wicked nervous about.

" Would you like us to accompany you today?"

So they are driving down to go with me I am touched beyond belief

I am one very blessed guy
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I have not received any yet today. What is up with that???
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Old 01-16-2015, 12:45 PM   #384
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A work friend just sent a text saying "The 'suits' will be in your building soon. They're asking the worker bees dumb questions and you'll hide if you're smart."

Maybe I'll mosey on over to the warehouse and see what the fLakers (Laker fans) are up to.
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Old 01-16-2015, 02:46 PM   #385
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This weekend, we can do whatever you want.
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Old 01-25-2015, 11:22 AM   #386
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Me: LOL, yeah. On my knees.

Her: Hahahahaha. I know but I like deez neez better.

Me: Well, yeah..it made me snort my soda.

Her: Hahahaha us too. We're freaking dying over here.
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Old 01-25-2015, 01:32 PM   #387
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"Snuggle up with me. Let's watch a movie"

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Old 01-25-2015, 05:24 PM   #388
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Grinz...Damn can't pass nothing pass you, lol
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From my mom.

Stop leaving your dirty boxers on the bathroom floor put them in the hamper.

Lol my mom
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From my Mom (fyi, English isn't her first language):

Dear Daniela How is the weather treating you? Ino in TV in in received a picture of theno ppm km little Guille (sic). She looks so big! She is only 3 months old. Are you working on more projects? PLEASE send me an E Mail Love MOm

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Dear Daniela How is the weather treating you? Ino in TV in in received a picture of theno ppm km little Guille (sic). She looks so big! She is only 3 months old. Are you working on more projects? PLEASE send me an E Mail Love MOm

You forgot to translate it .... LOL ... Gotta love our moms!!!
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.... GOOD MORNING & HAPPY BIRTHDAY.. Along with a special pic.'s. Made me smile allday..
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