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Old 10-27-2010, 08:30 AM   #4381
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Seven l'il kitties. Seven l'il bottles. Seven burpie sessions. Seven cuddle sessions. And now - seven l'il baths.

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Bob was very bad today. When I left the house this morning, he took it upon himself to stand RIGHT outside my roommate's door and bark. Like something was wrong. And then, after being woken up from a deep sleep, when she opened the door thinking there was a fire or earthquake or something equally horrible....................he ran back to my room and jumped under the covers.



He has been banished to my room for the rest of his life.


So sayth the roommate. Who normally has a really good sense of humor about things like that.
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Bob was very bad today. When I left the house this morning, he took it upon himself to stand RIGHT outside my roommate's door and bark. Like something was wrong. And then, after being woken up from a deep sleep, when she opened the door thinking there was a fire or earthquake or something equally horrible....................he ran back to my room and jumped under the covers.



He has been banished to my room for the rest of his life.


So sayth the roommate. Who normally has a really good sense of humor about things like that.
*giggling*


Sooooo, since this is the "posting random stuff cuz you feel like it" thread, shouldn't it be the Random Fuckery thread?? Jusss sayin.....
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Seven l'il kitties. Seven l'il bottles. Seven burpie sessions. Seven cuddle sessions. And now - seven l'il baths.

How does octomom DO it?
My reply should be What Made You Smile Today? SueBee and her seven kittens.

Weather is terrible here in Georgia. I was out walking and did not realize that my town was under a tornado warning. Found out when I got home and saw the news!!!
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When you drive across the border into the United States from Vancouver, B.C., at Blaine (the main passageway), this is what you'll see.




That's a digital rendering of the new Lead Pencil Studio artwork Non-Sign II, which is just what it says: A non-sign. The sign part is empty air; the rest is a web of metal pieces.

I talked to the artists recently about this piece, which they were commissioned to do by the federal government as it renovated the border-crossing station. Placing an artwork on a border is a great opportunity, but a weird one, too, since something like 90 percent of people will be driving by and not able to stop for an extended look. (The piece is situated on the American side of the border, just after you cross back in, along your route back onto the highway from the checkpoints.)

They noticed the way the area is packed with signs—advertising billboards, and then, closer to the border, a proliferation of government signs. Their hope is that their sign, flying by enigmatically ("What was that?"), will add a little bit of awareness to the whole signage landscape in the border zone. Just open up a free space, really. How very American. The empty rectangle frames only a view of sky as you drive by, nothing else.*

The artists are giving a talk about Non-Sign II at 4 pm on Thursday, October 28, in the Old Main Theater at Western Washington University in Bellingham. The lecture's free.

*Trivia: The Peace Arch at the border was designed by Sam Hill, the creator of the Maryhill Museum of Art, which Lead Pencil Studio created Maryhill Double in homage to back in 2006. They can't seem to get away from Sam Hill.
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As a side note, seeing a woman pluck her chin hairs and eyebrows in a public waiting room was .......ummmm...... unpleasant.

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get up
brush your teeth
not brush your hair
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put choc in your coffee
dunk your french bread in your choc coffee
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write a poem about the life of a leaf...
lay in the grass and watch bugs live
watch fireflys light up the night sky...
clean your house at 2 am...

Step outside the box... Once in a while you need to step outside the box and do what makes you feel alive... not what you are supposed to do... but what brings you joy....
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