Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[justkim]

I received this in a email... too funny not to share...

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY LET IN THE LIGHT!
TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE.

1. My husband and I divorced over religion differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15. Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.
18. Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26. Ham and eggs . . . a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

[dark_crystal]

Originally Posted by Abigail Crabby

*lick*

Originally Posted by JustLovelyJenn

I ... REFUSE... to eat canned beef stew!

heh heh Dinty Moore is a guilty pleasure for me...also Sweet Sue

Originally Posted by dixielady

aweSOME

Originally Posted by Pixie

Soooooo want!

me too me too! forward this to Santa wif both our names on it mkay?

[dark_crystal]

Wendy's rollling out new french fries



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo

[lipstixgal]

Originally Posted by dark_crystal

*lick*

heh heh Dinty Moore is a guilty pleasure for me...also Sweet Sue

aweSOME


me too me too! forward this to Santa wif both our names on it mkay?

What's a dinty moore? some kind of stew in a can, sounds easy to make!!

[Sparkle]

i would like a new neck; one that doesn't hurt please.

[Kobi]

[quote=dark_crystal;224965][CENTER]Wendy's rollling out new french fries



The French fry change is part of Wendy’s Real brand campaign launched last year that focuses on real products with authentic, high integrity ingredients and fresh preparation.


Does this mean the old fries were fake synthetic concoctions made to look and taste like a potato?

[lipstixgal]

I just text some women i gotta try and see where it goes if there is something there its time for me to have a girlfriend!!

[Kobi]

Ok I just finished watching Sex and The City 2.
The critics panned it, the audiences panned it....
I liked it, especially the gay wedding with Liza Minnelli part.
Sometimes I wonder about me.

[Diva]

Tomorrow, I begin a 2nd position with Dell Children's at the Main Information Desk. I have asked to be placed there because many times when I was running errands for the library, there would be no one there....and they would come into the library or ask me in the hallways......

So clearly, they need more volunteers.

Well....now I'm hearing that the woman in charge is "nosy and grumpy" and she chases off her volunteers.

<wicked smile>

I've decided I shall kill her with kindness......





....and then I shall have her job.

[Ebon]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/afr...ck-nerd,18389/

African-American Community Calls For New Black Nerd Archetype
Hollywood Blasted For Failure To Portray Modern Dorks Of Color



LOS ANGELES—A coalition of African-American activists and scholars released a strongly worded statement Monday citing the "urgent need" for popular media to depict a new black nerd archetype that more accurately reflects the full spectrum of 21st-century American dorkdom.

Enlarge ImageBelieving black nerds deserve better role models, Cornel West chose to appear in the geek-centric sequels to 'The Matrix.'

"Outdated representations of African-American nerds are simply not cutting it anymore," the statement read in part. "Perhaps in the '80s and '90s it was possible for young people to identify with Steve Urkel's hiked-up pants, nasal voice, and lovable catchphrase of 'Did I do that?' But today's black nerds are different."

"They may not carry slide rules and calculators, but they do carry smartphones to make posts on Twitter, Facebook, and Foursquare," the statement continued. "Yet where are the modern-day nerds of color in our films and television programs?"

According to the Dweeb Diversity Coalition, nerds in the African-American community continue, like their predecessors, to be socially awkward, hilariously unstylish, and a source of embarrassment for their cooler black friends. But a recent survey of pop-cultural archetypes found that in the current TV lineup, almost all nerd characters are white.

There is the exception, coalition members noted, of Abed from the sitcom Community—a character, they also observed, who is not of African or Caribbean descent. Meanwhile, the popular nerd action-comedy Chuck stars a white "geek-chic" computer whiz, and the all-nerd cast of The Big Bang Theory is overwhelmingly Anglo-American, apart from one Indian and one Jewish nerd.

"Even more offensively, on Glee, the black nerds are notably cooler than their white counterparts, as if black geekiness is somehow less lame than white geekiness," Professor Cornel West of Princeton University told reporters Monday. "To add insult to injury, the one black man on the show was written out after the first season."

The prominent African-American writer, philosopher, and activist went on to stress that the highest-profile nerds in today's media—Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera chief among them—are exclusively white. According to West, this leaves many nonwhite nerds feeling as though they have no option but to follow in the footsteps of suspect characters such as the reactionary Carlton Banks, who still appears in syndicated reruns of The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air.



"And remember, we haven't seen a black gay dork on the screen since Lamar in Revenge Of The Nerds, more than a quarter century ago," West said. "When will young black gay dorks be able to look up to something besides Lamar's victorious turn throwing the wobbling flexi-javelin designed by his engineering-major friends to complement his limp-wristed throwing style?"

Baratunde Thurston, a black nerd residing in New York City, complained about the limited diversity in his favorite TV programs.

"There are any number of African-Americans on Friday Night Lights," Thurston said of the Emmy-nominated drama about a racially integrated high school football team. "Unfortunately, all the black characters are charismatic, sexy athletes. The only nerd, Landry, is—what do you expect?—white. What's a young black nerd supposed to make of that?"

His sentiment was echoed by the coalition's statement, which lamented the media's inability to reinvent the societal paradigm of the African-American dorkwad.

"Right now, there are only three major role models in American society for black children to aspire to: the gangsta rapper, the pro basketball player, and the president of the United States," the statement concluded. "And that is just sad."

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by dixielady

Facebook firings!

Originally Posted by dark_crystal

Wendy's rollling out new french fries



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo

Here's the funny thing. A few months ago, Jack in the Box STOPPED serving their natural fries and just kept their curly fries. Now, this. I sense recipe swapping.

[Ebon]

These guys crack me up every time. I think it's the wheezing that does it.

[dark_crystal]

Originally Posted by Organicbutch

http://www.theonion.com/articles/afr...ck-nerd,18389/

African-American Community Calls For New Black Nerd Archetype
Hollywood Blasted For Failure To Portray Modern Dorks Of Color



LOS ANGELES—A coalition of African-American activists and scholars released a strongly worded statement Monday citing the "urgent need" for popular media to depict a new black nerd archetype that more accurately reflects the full spectrum of 21st-century American dorkdom.

omg! so true. is there a petition i can sign?

[Ebon]

Originally Posted by dark_crystal

omg! so true. is there a petition i can sign?

Well there is no petition but hopefully they will pick me for the new archetype.

[Arwen]

OrganicButch is a dork and can id obscure music.

[Ebon]

Originally Posted by Arwen

OrganicButch is a dork and can id obscure music.

Are you referring to the Shawn Colvin incident?

[Arwen]

Originally Posted by Organicbutch

These guys crack me up every time. I think it's the wheezing that does it.

I love the female anchor, "YOU try walking in those shoes." She sounded JUST like a mama. LOL

[Lady Pamela]

Thank you!


A special trubute to My dad who served proudly in World War ll. He severed in Company M, 21st Infantry Regiment, 24th Division

And special thank you to the one I will be spending my life with! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND AND SOOO PROUD OF YOU!

[asphaltcowboi]

went to the doc today.. grrr ive been having this killer pain in my right groin that runs all the way down my right leg... double grr... she said its a hernia... triple grr... she also said stay off the bike until after i have surgery... i say why not just shoot me!

[Abigail Crabby]

Said in my best
Valley Girl Voice

OMG
I so want one of these