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Old 05-25-2013, 08:40 AM   #4701
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Well said !

However, I would also like to add my own tale of woe to guard against any reckless declarations of crushing.

About twelve months ago, after crushing on both Wolfy & Clay for years, I finally picked up the courage to announce this to them and the wider BFP community on this thread.

At first all seemed to be going so well - better, in fact, than I had ever allowed myself to fantacise. We all agreed to meet up in Little Rock, AR last September to consummate our passion.

However, eventually Clay got cold feet about it and bailed. Then, whilst Wolfy made it, Wolfy found that I wasn't as attractive in real-life as I'd portrayed online so blew me out (unfortunately, not literally).

So, I was left crushless in Little Rock. On the bright side, I've still got the rope, handcuffs and Superman outfit all in unused condition and ready for another occasion




ps - just in case anyone's dry humour detector has failed again, please note that the above is light-hearted and in jest. Well, except for the rope, handcuffs and Superman outfit which is 100% true.
And this September in Little Rock, Denise and I will once again offer the use of our room for the rope, handcuffs and Superman outfit, with filming at 11, and jumping from dressers to the King-sized bed. Because we are just that kind and giving. and voyeurs. *wink*
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Well said !

However, I would also like to add my own tale of woe to guard against any reckless declarations of crushing.

About twelve months ago, after crushing on both Wolfy & Clay for years, I finally picked up the courage to announce this to them and the wider BFP community on this thread.

please note the rope, handcuffs and Superman outfit which is 100% true.[/I][/COLOR]
I admit to being jealous that Wolfy and Clay caught Ciaran's eye, but the mention of rope and hancuffs is too much for me to bear. At least high heeled pumps were not mentioned. Ciaran is quite crushable
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I will not say who I have a crush on. But I can tell you who I DON'T have a crush on. And that's Wolfy's dancing baby. Yes, I am coming out as having a non-crush.

I've been looking at that thing for probably like ten years and it still disturbs me.

Little butt boi is not what disturbed you...you were that way when all of us were introduced back then, pffffttttttttt. (where the heck is the smiley that sticks it's tongue out).
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Well said !

However, I would also like to add my own tale of woe to guard against any reckless declarations of crushing.

About twelve months ago, after crushing on both Wolfy & Clay for years, I finally picked up the courage to announce this to them and the wider BFP community on this thread.

At first all seemed to be going so well - better, in fact, than I had ever allowed myself to fantacise. We all agreed to meet up in Little Rock, AR last September to consummate our passion.

However, eventually Clay got cold feet about it and bailed. Then, whilst Wolfy made it, Wolfy found that I wasn't as attractive in real-life as I'd portrayed online so blew me out (unfortunately, not literally).

So, I was left crushless in Little Rock. On the bright side, I've still got the rope, handcuffs and Superman outfit all in unused condition and ready for another occasion




ps - just in case anyone's dry humour detector has failed again, please note that the above is light-hearted and in jest. Well, except for the rope, handcuffs and Superman outfit which is 100% true.

If I may interject here, I was supposed to hold the camera and film at 11ish...hard to do with just one willing party
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Oh and on another note, I no longer have a big crush
So, I'll just hang on to all those other crushes I have
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I fake crush on you Candy, and I can't wait until our fake wedding!
Have you registered us at our favorite 'toy' stores yet? And sent out our fake invitations? How about ordering that 'booty'licious cake that you designed in chat the other night? Must I do everything??? Jeez.
Well, I guess if I can out myself as having a "non-crush", you can out us as having fake crushes. But YOU doing everything for our fake wedding? I think not. What did YOU actually do? Where are the dildo bouquets? Have you chosen a place setting, including salad bowls? Where are the ceremonial snake whips? Sheesh.

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And this September in Little Rock, Denise and I will once again offer the use of our room for the rope, handcuffs and Superman outfit, with filming at 11, and jumping from dressers to the King-sized bed. Because we are just that kind and giving. and voyeurs. *wink*
I am going to totally derail this thread to say that when I was five, I was playing "Superman" with my best friend across the street--doing that same thing. (Well, jumping off the dresser onto the bed but without the cuffs and rope.) AAAND, I took a flying leap, missed the bed, hit my face on the corner of the bed frame, and had to be rushed to the emergency room for stitches in my left cheek. I still have a scar.

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Nope. Pretty sure it's the nekkid butt boi. Hy is the root of all my mental problems.
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And this September in Little Rock, Denise and I will once again offer the use of our room for the rope, handcuffs and Superman outfit, with filming at 11, and jumping from dressers to the King-sized bed. Because we are just that kind and giving. and voyeurs. *wink*

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I am going to totally derail this thread to say that when I was five, I was playing "Superman" with my best friend across the street--doing that same thing. (Well, jumping off the dresser onto the bed but without the cuffs and rope.) AAAND, I took a flying leap, missed the bed, hit my face on the corner of the bed frame, and had to be rushed to the emergency room for stitches in my left cheek. I still have a scar.


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Okay, so would be fantastic to try again this September. However, I'm now worried about the possibility of injury when jumping down onto the bed - and, given we'll probably look to film the shot from multiple angles, the risk is intensified.


Therefore, I think we also need a nurse on duty - even if not a real nurse, someone in a nurse's uniform would provide me with the psychological reassurance that I now need to carry out my function without undue fear of injury.


ps - Katnisss' photo is along the lines of what I had in mind. However, when I'm tied up, please don't tie me to a chair like that. Both, because it would be bad for my posture and, also, it's too dated. If I'm going to be bound and gagged, it had better be to modern, fashionable furniture - not something that looks like it came out of my grandma's house.
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Okay, so would be fantastic to try again this September. However, I'm now worried about the possibility of injury when jumping down onto the bed - and, given we'll probably look to film the shot from multiple angles, the risk is intensified.


Therefore, I think we also need a nurse on duty - even if not a real nurse, someone in a nurse's uniform would provide me with the psychological reassurance that I now need to carry out my function without undue fear of injury.


ps - Katnisss' photo is along the lines of what I had in mind. However, when I'm tied up, please don't tie me to a chair like that. Both, because it would be bad for my posture and, also, it's too dated. If I'm going to be bound and gagged, it had better be to modern, fashionable furniture - not something that looks like it came out of my grandma's house.
If being qualified in first aid/CPR counts as "nursing", I volunteer! I think both participants and spectators may need CPR after this.

(I suppose then donating my Amish rocker-which came out of my grandma's house-is out of the question)
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(I suppose then donating my Amish rocker-which came out of my grandma's house-is out of the question)
I'm a bit confused.

Any Amish rockers I came across were actually ex-Amish rockers i.e. they'd been excommunicated. If this one remains in the faith despite their music tastes, I'd say that he or she is a good luck charm and to bring them along. Some luck will be needed to help me get over my performing in public anxiety issues.
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I officially declare crushage on anyone who allows themselves to be dressed as Superman, have their mouth duct taped shut, and bound to above-mentioned Amish rocking chair.

That is just like way too many kinks rolled into one, that is. I'm actually getting turned on over here.
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I'm a bit confused.

Any Amish rockers I came across were actually ex-Amish rockers i.e. they'd been excommunicated. If this one remains in the faith despite their music tastes, I'd say that he or she is a good luck charm and to bring them along. Some luck will be needed to help me get over my performing in public anxiety issues.
Ciaran,

Whilst I have no idea on the state of their souls nor their current standing with the church community, I believe they are available for a booking. I attempted to phone but was sent to a rather stern voice message system that reminded me that "Every fortnight Amish men do it with hoes." While pondering the definition of "it" I forgot to leave a message and hung up. If memory serves correct the Amish allow their older youth a time away from the community (Rumspringa) to reflect on the decision to remain in the Amish community and abide by all the tenets of faith . I personally think this is a brilliant practice and many more religions could take note. That said it is quite possible you may engage an Amish rocker/band during this time and they still be in good standing with the community. Whether or not they play ABBA I have no idea.



Oh, and in addition to Gráinne's gracious offer I believe SleepyButch is an R.N. and will be attending the reunion, although after posting the new profile picture that one may be too awash in femme attention to be much assistance.

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Whilst I have no idea on the state of their souls nor their current standing with the church community, I believe they are available for a booking. I attempted to phone but was sent to a rather stern voice message system that reminded me that "Every fortnight Amish men do it with hoes." While pondering the definition of "it" I forgot to leave a message and hung up. If memory serves correct the Amish allow their older youth a time away from the community (Rumspringa) to reflect on the decision to remain in the Amish community and abide by all the tenets of faith . I personally think this is a brilliant practice and many more religions could take note. That said it is quite possible you may engage an Amish rocker/band during this time and they still be in good standing with the community. Whether or not they play ABBA I have no idea.



Katniss - this is captivating for me.

I admit I don't know enough about the Amish people but I didn't know that Danny de Vito (far left) and Kenny Rogers (far right) were part of that religion. Still having a whole Amish rock band perform would be a bit too much for an 11am rendezvous in Little Rock that will probably last only a few minutes until my back gives way.

I'll reserve the whole band for my wedding with my imaginary fiancee.


ps - I'm not certain what a hoe is but, whilst I'm happy to dress in a Superman outfit with red cape, to be tied with rope and bound and gagged, under no circumstances is anyone putting their hoe anywhere close to me - even if they are cute looking.
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Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

I almost missed the part in glaring dark red at the bottom of this post, because I was too busy crushing on a younger, taller, more Amish Danny de Vito.

Ciaran, I will crush you SO hard if you do the whole bound and gagged Amish Superman dealio that I promise I won't even TRY to put my hoe on you. Unless you ask nicely. Or beg.


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Katniss - this is captivating for me.

I admit I don't know enough about the Amish people but I didn't know that Danny de Vito (far left) and Kenny Rogers (far right) were part of that religion. Still having a whole Amish rock band perform would be a bit too much for an 11am rendezvous in Little Rock that will probably last only a few minutes until my back gives way.

I'll reserve the whole band for my wedding with my imaginary fiancee.


ps - I'm not certain what a hoe is but, whilst I'm happy to dress in a Superman outfit with red cape, to be tied with rope and bound and gagged, under no circumstances is anyone putting their hoe anywhere close to me - even if they are cute looking.
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I really really really needed a laugh this evening.


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Ciaran, I will crush you SO hard if you do the whole bound and gagged Amish Superman dealio that I promise I won't even TRY to put my hoe on you. Unless you ask nicely. Or beg.

That sounds absolutely fantastic - a great start to the week for me. Or rather, it was starting out that way.

Then, I read "I won't even TRY to put my hoe on you." Now, in itself, that's very kind. However, the wording suggests that you actually have a hoe. That makes me a bit nervous
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That sounds absolutely fantastic - a great start to the week for me. Or rather, it was starting out that way.

Then, I read "I won't even TRY to put my hoe on you." Now, in itself, that's very kind. However, the wording suggests that you actually have a hoe. That makes me a bit nervous
Now I must remember to put my hoe in the trunk when I come to Reunion. Beware of those bearing gardening implements .
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