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Old 11-08-2013, 09:39 PM   #461
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Smokers who think the world is one big ashtray...
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and i have to be careful that i don't do this.. but when you open up to someone about a situation and in their effort to comfort you they say..

*oh yeah, thats happened to me SO many times....*


Very dismissive of what you are going through!
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The damn duck face that teenagers make when taking pictures.

Squelched Sneezes.

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Using your finger as a gun.

Greeting cards that throw sparkles, sequins or confetti on the hapless recipient.

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When people ask if you're ok when you are obviously not.
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A big one for me is folks whose logistics are always complicated. You can't meet them for coffee without a half an hour negotiation about which coffee shop or what time or whatever. I am just like do it or don't. Nothing is worth that.
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When you are waiting for someone to get their crap in their car so you can take their spot and they seem to move in extra slow motion, then they sit in the car and take forever to back out!
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Not being "allowed" to voice my pov.

over and over again.

the clock is ticking ....

it's almost that time boys and girls....
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When people don't take their backpack off, when the train is really crowded and it's standing room only
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When people don't take their backpack off, when the train is really crowded and it's standing room only
When people have conversations/meetings in the middle of a walkway and actually get irritated when they are politely asked to move to the side to let others pass.
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When people have conversations/meetings in the middle of a walkway and actually get irritated when they are politely asked to move to the side to let others pass.

And piggy-backing onto this theme—when people stop at the TOP of the subway stairs, to talk on their cell phones. Dangerous!!!
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I have a dish washer,it's next to the sink,please put the dishes in the dish washer instead of stacking them in the sink for me to find when I get home from an all night pool tournament.This is a big peeve folks.
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Does anyone remember that liquid "butter" in a squeeze container?

I loved it for buttering toast. If i had known then what I know now, i would have filled it with ghee or coconut oil. Humm. that's a million dollar idea.
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I buy peanut butter in 5 pound can's,my son will dig around in the jar after he gut jelly on the knife,so I often find jelly on the inside with the pnb or on the lid....he is old enough to know better.
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I buy peanut butter in 5 pound can's,my son will dig around in the jar after he gut jelly on the knife,so I often find jelly on the inside with the pnb or on the lid....he is old enough to know better.
I used to make a separate jar of PB with jelly mixed in for my son when he got old enough to make his own sammiches.

maybe give him his own jar to goober up with jelly? bugs me too btw.
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I buy peanut butter in 5 pound can's,my son will dig around in the jar after he gut jelly on the knife,so I often find jelly on the inside with the pnb or on the lid....he is old enough to know better.
Everyone knows that the peanut butter goes on first.

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