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07-04-2014, 09:15 AM	#461
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	__________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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07-04-2014, 09:25 AM	#462
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	last one for a while ....i know it's just toooo much funny on this thread we need a moment to contain ourselves........real it in ..........real it in ...... and i don't want to OD on corny ...... But I do Love this thread ...Everyone that posts ...a Big THANK YOU ... it makes my day .....laughter is my drug of choice __________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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07-04-2014, 10:28 AM	#463
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07-04-2014, 02:30 PM	#464
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07-04-2014, 10:03 PM	#465
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	__________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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07-04-2014, 10:05 PM	#466
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	__________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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07-04-2014, 10:07 PM	#467
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	__________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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07-05-2014, 06:06 AM	#468
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07-05-2014, 07:32 AM	#469
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07-05-2014, 05:27 PM	#470
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07-05-2014, 06:15 PM	#471
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	__________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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07-05-2014, 06:20 PM	#472
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	__________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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07-06-2014, 07:51 AM	#473
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	It's going to be a hot one folks don't forget the sunblock and lots of water __________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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07-06-2014, 07:52 AM	#474
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	__________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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07-07-2014, 02:31 PM	#475
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07-07-2014, 02:37 PM	#476
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	__________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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07-07-2014, 02:38 PM	#477
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	__________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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07-12-2014, 07:47 PM	#478
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	__________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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07-12-2014, 07:48 PM	#479
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	__________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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07-12-2014, 07:49 PM	#480
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	__________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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