Corny jokes - Page 25

LadyLike · 07-12-2014, 07:50 PM

Orema · 07-12-2014, 10:00 PM

BestButchBoy · 07-13-2014, 07:00 AM

…should get a no bell prize.

Happy_Go_Lucky · 07-14-2014, 05:18 PM

MysticOceansFL · 07-17-2014, 06:36 PM

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

ksrainbow · 07-18-2014, 06:49 PM

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.

I can hear music coming out of my printer.
I think the paper's jammin' again.

I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I'm outstanding.

MysticOceansFL · 07-19-2014, 02:57 PM

gotoseagrl · 07-20-2014, 02:03 PM

Why do dogs run in circles?
(Because it's too hard to run in squares!)

What dog loves to take bubble baths?
(A shampoodle!)

What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a collie?
(A dog who bites you, and then goes for help!)

Happy_Go_Lucky · 07-21-2014, 06:37 PM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 07-23-2014, 05:47 AM

gotoseagrl · 07-23-2014, 06:38 PM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 07-24-2014, 06:32 AM

Deerboots · 07-24-2014, 02:49 PM

What do you call a cow with no legs?

homoe · 07-24-2014, 04:34 PM

ground beef?

Happy_Go_Lucky · 07-29-2014, 05:26 AM

Orema · 07-29-2014, 05:45 AM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 07-29-2014, 05:19 PM

Orema · 07-30-2014, 05:15 PM

A woman meets a man at a party. She says, "Haven't seen you around. Are you new to the neighborhood?"

He says, "I just got out of prison."

She says, "Prison? Why were you there?"

He says, "I killed my wife."

She says, "Oh, so your single?"

Happy_Go_Lucky · 08-12-2014, 10:38 PM

MysticOceansFL · 08-14-2014, 01:06 PM

Q: Which part of the military do babies join?
A: The infantry.

07-12-2014, 07:50 PM	#481
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07-13-2014, 07:00 AM	#483
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07-14-2014, 05:18 PM	#484
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07-17-2014, 06:36 PM	#485
MysticOceansFL Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Preferred Pronoun?: People call me by my nic name. Relationship Status: Not Single, Not Desperate. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 3,833 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,645 Thanked 4,033 Times in 1,720 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." "Give me two reasons why I should go to school." "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!" __________________ Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation. It is said, " Some lives are linked across time..... Connected by an ancient calling that echoes through the ages "......

07-19-2014, 02:57 PM	#487
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07-12-2014, 10:00 PM	#482
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07-18-2014, 06:49 PM	#486
ksrainbow Member How Do You Identify?: Valued Relationship Status: UNO Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Kansas Posts: 773 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,759 Thanked 2,197 Times in 573 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again. I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I'm outstanding.

07-20-2014, 02:03 PM	#488
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07-21-2014, 06:37 PM	#489
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07-23-2014, 05:47 AM	#490
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07-23-2014, 06:38 PM	#491
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07-24-2014, 06:32 AM	#492
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07-24-2014, 02:49 PM	#493
Deerboots Junior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Relationship Status: on a tight leash Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: the land of entrapment Posts: 1 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 1 Post Rep Power: 0	cows What do you call a cow with no legs?

07-24-2014, 04:34 PM	#494
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07-29-2014, 05:26 AM	#495
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07-29-2014, 05:45 AM	#496
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07-29-2014, 05:19 PM	#497
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07-30-2014, 05:15 PM	#498
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08-12-2014, 10:38 PM	#499
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08-14-2014, 01:06 PM	#500
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