Singles - Page 250

clay · 06-24-2011, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy

Oh Zimmy, that's the WORST! Did they try to jump it? I'm sorry you had to get such an expensive battery! If all us femmes rode around on unicorns like some people think we do, we wouldn't have to worry about this sort of thing, eh?

I hope you still went to your dinner anyway. I know when bad stuff happens it's extra hard to want to go out, but I sometimes find it's just that sort of distraction that helps take the edge off a crappy day!

UNICORNS? !!!!! Really? Hmmm never thought that myself....nice imagery though!!! <smile> Clay

ScandalAndy · 06-24-2011, 11:09 AM

Clearly, all femmes ride unicorns and have rainbows coming out of their bums and are made of candy and sparkles.

Inked_Trinity · 06-24-2011, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy

Clearly, all femmes ride unicorns and have rainbows coming out of their bums and are made of candy and sparkles.

Hmmm I don't see this mentioned in the handbook anywhere... got a page reference? LMAOOOOOO

amnesia.bfp · 06-24-2011, 11:35 AM

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clay · 06-24-2011, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy

Clearly, all femmes ride unicorns and have rainbows coming out of their bums and are made of candy and sparkles.

aww dang...my ink thingy is messed up..won't let me have blue.....crap!
WOW! Nice imagery! Now where does one sign up for one of these femmes? Inked I must have got that same Handbook for Butches...as mine doesn't have that page either!!!! REFUNDDDDDDDDD pls! lol....Clay

clay · 06-24-2011, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by amnesia.bfp

How do I know if I'm single if I don't know who I am? Click here to play my Planet game.

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ScandalAndy · 06-24-2011, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

Hmmm I don't see this mentioned in the handbook anywhere... got a page reference? LMAOOOOOO

It's in the sparkly pink handbook, which y'all don't want anything to do with

I saw it once in someone else's book, that makes it true.

Inked_Trinity · 06-24-2011, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy

It's in the sparkly pink handbook, which y'all don't want anything to do with

I saw it once in someone else's book, that makes it true.

Rule # 1.... The femme is always right

Rule #2.... If the femme is ever wrong, refer back to rule # 1

Delish · 06-24-2011, 11:58 AM

Thanks for the welcome back and heyyyyy to all the newbies

I have been going thru massive testing while away and will have surgery next month so I will probably be away for a tiny bit during that time

I hope everyone has a FABULOUS weekend!!!

ScandalAndy · 06-24-2011, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

Rule # 1.... The femme is always right

Rule #2.... If the femme is ever wrong, refer back to rule # 1

I also saw that in a book somewhere once!!

Okay, who's got a swimming pool and wants to have a barbecue? I'm so over this heat!!

ScandalAndy · 06-24-2011, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Delish

Thanks for the welcome back and heyyyyy to all the newbies

I have been going thru massive testing while away and will have surgery next month so I will probably be away for a tiny bit during that time

I hope everyone has a FABULOUS weekend!!!

Nice to meet you!! Wishing you a very speedy recovery so you don't have to miss too much!

Delish · 06-24-2011, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy

Nice to meet you!! Wishing you a very speedy recovery so you don't have to miss too much!

thank u

clay · 06-24-2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

Rule # 1.... The femme is always right

Rule #2.... If the femme is ever wrong, refer back to rule # 1

^5 Inky!!!
Ummm Inky:
Mine is a lil different...mine says
1. A femme is not always right, but she's NEVER wrong!
Umm mine is First Edition, Volume 1....circa 1950's. Is that yours, too?

clay · 06-24-2011, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy

I also saw that in a book somewhere once!!

Okay, who's got a swimming pool and wants to have a barbecue? I'm so over this heat!!

Hey Scan:
I have something BETTER than a pool...the whole Atlantic Ocean...c'mon down!!! We will BBQ, too! ....pattin' foot on warm sand...waitin'.....

clay · 06-24-2011, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Delish

Thanks for the welcome back and heyyyyy to all the newbies

I have been going thru massive testing while away and will have surgery next month so I will probably be away for a tiny bit during that time

I hope everyone has a FABULOUS weekend!!!

Welcome back, Del.....take care...and mend super fast! Big, warm BUTCH hugs to you!!! Clay

Inked_Trinity · 06-24-2011, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by claybabytwo

Hey Scan:
I have something BETTER than a pool...the whole Atlantic Ocean...c'mon down!!! We will BBQ, too! ....pattin' foot on warm sand...waitin'.....

OHHHH Can I come too..... I'll be happy to bring a bushel of Maryland blue crabs.

ScandalAndy · 06-24-2011, 12:49 PM

so we're having a cookout on the beach with swimming and crab cooking? I'm so down!!! It's been forever since I swam in the ocean. I like picking up all the awesome shells!

clay · 06-24-2011, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

OHHHH Can I come too..... I'll be happy to bring a bushel of Maryland blue crabs.

Sure, Inky!!! Maybe Scan & I will share our blankie with ya...maybe give ya a corner...lol...<wink>

clay · 06-24-2011, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy

so we're having a cookout on the beach with swimming and crab cooking? I'm so down!!! It's been forever since I swam in the ocean. I like picking up all the awesome shells!

Oh for sure...crabs....shrimp....and shell searching...maybe a nice bonfire and roast marshmallows....ok???
Sawwweettttt

Inked_Trinity · 06-24-2011, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by claybabytwo

^5 Inky!!!
Ummm Inky:
Mine is a lil different...mine says
1. A femme is not always right, but she's NEVER wrong!
Umm mine is First Edition, Volume 1....circa 1950's. Is that yours, too?

We really need to get you a new one! I was handed mine by a concerned femme last year!

06-24-2011, 11:09 AM	#4982
ScandalAndy Member How Do You Identify?: human femme spitfire Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Relationship Status: it's official! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: east coast USA Posts: 1,167 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,758 Thanked 3,217 Times in 753 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Clearly, all femmes ride unicorns and have rainbows coming out of their bums and are made of candy and sparkles. __________________ The joy of discovery is certainly the liveliest that the mind of man can ever feel. - Claude Bernard (1813-78)

06-24-2011, 11:58 AM	#4989
Delish Member How Do You Identify?: Queen of our castle Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: She put a ring on it and the date is set :) Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Missouri...in her arms :) Posts: 1,089 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,279 Thanked 834 Times in 427 Posts Rep Power: 3888561	Thanks for the welcome back and heyyyyy to all the newbies I have been going thru massive testing while away and will have surgery next month so I will probably be away for a tiny bit during that time I hope everyone has a FABULOUS weekend!!! __________________

06-24-2011, 12:49 PM	#4997
ScandalAndy Member How Do You Identify?: human femme spitfire Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Relationship Status: it's official! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: east coast USA Posts: 1,167 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,758 Thanked 3,217 Times in 753 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	so we're having a cookout on the beach with swimming and crab cooking? I'm so down!!! It's been forever since I swam in the ocean. I like picking up all the awesome shells! __________________ The joy of discovery is certainly the liveliest that the mind of man can ever feel. - Claude Bernard (1813-78)

06-24-2011, 11:35 AM	#4984
amnesia.bfp Member How Do You Identify?: not sure Preferred Pronoun?: Guess Relationship Status: Guess Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: not sure Posts: 220 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3 Thanked 36 Times in 28 Posts Rep Power: 571956	How do I know if I'm single if I don't know who I am? Click here to play my Planet game.