Do you have a crush on anyone here at The Planet? - Page 258

stargazingboi · 08-01-2013, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Wrang1er

Mopsie - I am not sure if this is a good idea. I am a lover of bacon and I would probably eat my own pants off. I don't perform as well on a full stomach.

ok..now I want to watch that...are you double jointed? because I think it would be much more entertaining if you pulled each piece off with your teeth. Just sayin

Mopsie · 08-01-2013, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by stargazingboi

ok..now I want to watch that...are you double jointed? because I think it would be much more entertaining if you pulled each piece off with your teeth. Just sayin

Love this idea! *starting up the music and turning on the disco ball*

Wrang1er · 08-01-2013, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Princess

I'm still waiting to be super squished, Queerio!!

The rest of y'all are crazy..I want the collectable birthday wrangaroo in bacon patterned booty shorts.

Expedite my shipping please.

The collectible birthday edition doesn't come out until 8/17/13.

Katniss · 08-01-2013, 01:33 PM

Apparently Mopsie is not alone in her desire to see another dressed in the "bacon buff."

I rather like the idea of various Crushers depicted as bobbleheads....let me know when they start to be sold as sets.....

Katniss~~(there were additional "bacon as garmet wear" photos but the above was one of the few that did not violate the T.O.S.)

Mopsie · 08-01-2013, 01:40 PM

I was picturing COOKED bacon pants ...

stargazingboi · 08-01-2013, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mopsie

I was picturing COOKED bacon pants ...

me too

Katniss · 08-01-2013, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mopsie

I was picturing COOKED bacon pants ...

The brunette on the end has "cooked pants." I suppose it is up to you and your crush to get things hot enough to make it sizzle.....

Or you could opt for the pre-cooked "Brief Jerky" as shown above.

Katniss~~

WolfyOne · 08-01-2013, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Katniss

Apparently Mopsie is not alone in her desire to see another dressed in the "bacon buff."

I rather like the idea of various Crushers depicted as bobbleheads....let me know when they start to be sold as sets.....

Katniss~~(there were additional "bacon as garmet wear" photos but the above was one of the few that did not violate the T.O.S.)

Wondering if they would sizzle in the sun as those bikinis started to shrink

Katniss, thank you because this is a vision that will stay in my head forever and make me queasy at the thought

From this day and on, I will never need a crush that likes bacon that much.

Wrang1er · 08-01-2013, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mopsie

I was picturing COOKED bacon pants ...

I am with Mopsie. Cooked bacon works for me.

WingsOnFire · 08-01-2013, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by o'queery

Oh you jest, handsomeMOST. I am NOT even gonna have a wet dream about fighting Gren for you.

Sits back with popcorn and a soda in my comfy chair enjoying this exchange... hmmmm... wonder who your crush is... pssstt you can tell me... I promise to keep a secret... winks...

candy_coated_bitch · 08-01-2013, 01:58 PM

I have no idea what just happened in here.

I may never crush again, people.

Kobi · 08-01-2013, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Katniss

Apparently Mopsie is not alone in her desire to see another dressed in the "bacon buff."

I rather like the idea of various Crushers depicted as bobbleheads....let me know when they start to be sold as sets.....

Katniss~~(there were additional "bacon as garmet wear" photos but the above was one of the few that did not violate the T.O.S.)

Frankly, if someone is going to dress in bacon, I prefer it to be uncooked. Watching it cook to perfection, slowly sizzling in the sun, juices dripping, the enticing aroma filling the senses.....is a bit more deliciously intriguing to imagine.

Then again, it might be a bit like sex on the beach......sounds romantic and sexy but in actuality it is messy, uncomfortable, and sand goes places sand was not meant to go.

Just an aside, where did this photo come from? One of the bacon women bears an uncanny resemblance to someone I know.

Sweet Bliss · 08-01-2013, 03:57 PM

Omg, y'all are questioning my sources? I'll have you know that it was a very upscale "fast food joint " in an undisclosed location, in my hood.

The middle stall told the whole story.

o'queery · 08-01-2013, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss

Omg, y'all are questioning my sources? I'll have you know that it was a very upscale "fast food joint " in an undisclosed location, in my hood.

The middle stall told the whole story.

OMG Middle Stall Molly?

She lies..... Mostly. lol

grenade · 08-01-2013, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Wrang1er

Do not team up with Grenade! When she talks about my big head she means the size.

....the earth is orbiting wrang's head. *badoom boom*

Go Team Grenade!!!

stargazingboi · 08-01-2013, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by o'queery

OMG Middle Stall Molly?

She lies..... Mostly. lol

I was sure I saw different info in the end stall...but that was in the mens room *shrugs* the question is..which one is right?

o'queery · 08-01-2013, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by stargazingboi

I was sure I saw different info in the end stall...but that was in the mens room *shrugs* the question is..which one is right?

Well.. I wrote that shit myself star *smiles*

LoyalWolfsBlade · 08-01-2013, 08:23 PM

Hmm thinking I need to hang out in chat from now on...not that I need help finding someone to crush on...
If my phone would let me I already would have made the chat move....

o'queery · 08-02-2013, 12:38 PM

xoxoxoxoxox *smooch*

Princess · 08-02-2013, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by o'queery

xoxoxoxoxox *smooch*

The likeness is uncanny...

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