How do you know when you are getting older? - Page 26

Julien · 05-15-2012, 11:31 AM

Got my hair cut today, is it me or does there seem to be more grey hair on the drape than the last time?

femmsational · 05-15-2012, 11:40 AM

When in order to text I have to push my phone further and further and FURTHER away from me in order to see the letters I'm typing!!!

OS Butch · 05-15-2012, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Julien

Got my hair cut today, is it me or does there seem to be more grey hair on the drape than the last time?

The last time I got my hair cut I told the gal that I think there is someting in the water here cuz there seems to be more silver in the clippings when I get my hair cut there....She started reassuring me that there wasn't....Really? I had to tell her I was just kidding

Blaze · 05-15-2012, 06:49 PM

People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?
You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity
You wake up, looking like your driver's license picture.
You sing along with the elevator music
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

Blaze · 05-15-2012, 06:51 PM

You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans
Your drugs of preference are now vitamins.
Youthful injuries return with a vengeance

princessbelle · 05-15-2012, 07:03 PM

When it takes both of you to flock your pool, then sit and rest, out of breath and smoke a ciggie.

gaea · 05-18-2012, 06:24 PM

Blade · 05-18-2012, 07:26 PM

Twelve hour work days use to be the norm for me. I know that I am getting older because now it takes me encouraging myself all day to just work 8 hrs.

Blaze · 05-18-2012, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by gaea

I remember the good ol days when I carried these with a rubber band and ZigZags attached. Opps I mean when other people had them...

gaea · 05-18-2012, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Blaze

I remember the good ol days when I carried these with a rubber band and ZigZags attached. Opps I mean when other people had them...

lmao yea um like a hundred years ago huh??? omg!!!!!!

gaea · 05-18-2012, 09:57 PM

when Simon and Garfunkel's Mrs Robinson comes on and you suddenly realize you could be her!

~ocean · 05-18-2012, 10:18 PM

lol gaea neveahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

Blaze · 05-19-2012, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by gaea

lmao yea um like a hundred years ago huh??? omg!!!!!!

well half of that. Plus 1, ohh wait, it's original use was film right? NO... for hooks and lead, for nuts and bolts, and Budzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Blaze · 05-19-2012, 04:36 AM

You know your getting old when you have to keep looking up above on the headliner, to remember what Thread your actually posting in...

Blaze · 05-19-2012, 09:47 AM

You know your getting old when you have one of these
And yet you keep looking and seeing that you forgot to take Saturdays pills and hell even Friday evenings...

Blaze · 05-19-2012, 11:34 AM

You know your getting old when the candles cost more than the cake and when it's lit, the smoke detector alarm sounds off!

Blade · 05-19-2012, 01:09 PM

You know you are getting older when you miss the fine print on a national wildlife refuge sign that says fishing by permit only. That dang fine print gets me every time

theoddz · 05-19-2012, 01:34 PM

You know you're getting older when you can remember the good ol' days and nearly everyone you knew was working and had a good job with decent pay and benefits. Back then, really, the only jobs that consistently paid minimum wage were the entry level jobs at fast food joints and convenience stores.

Come to think of it, I can't remember a single one of my friends' parents who were unemployed.

Ya, you know when you're getting old when you see how sad our society really is these days. It seems like a lifetime ago when Americans had it really good, or at least had a chance at having it really good, but I'm old enough to remember those days.

~Theo~

gaea · 05-20-2012, 10:06 AM

you know your getting older when the grand kids make the same sorta messes in your house as your kids did only you smile and welcome it with the grand kids...

there is something to be said in parenting...i finally understand what other grandparents have said, "if only grand kids came first"...hee hee i totally get it...

gaea · 05-20-2012, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Blaze

well half of that. Plus 1, ohh wait, it's original use was film right? NO... for hooks and lead, for nuts and bolts, and Budzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

yes film and oddly enough i happened across one just yesterday with the film still in it OY.....do you think they will develop 35 mm film still???

i wonder whats on it...

05-15-2012, 11:31 AM	#501
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05-15-2012, 11:40 AM	#502
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05-15-2012, 07:03 PM	#506
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,496 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	When it takes both of you to flock your pool, then sit and rest, out of breath and smoke a ciggie. __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

05-18-2012, 06:24 PM	#507
gaea Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: west coast Posts: 3,910 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,630 Thanked 14,363 Times in 3,381 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	when you see this on fb ans say NO WAY are you kidding ! __________________ Gaea "Building a lifetime together one day at a time" Courage: the willingness to risk who you are for who you want to be and what you have for what you want You're not who your past says you are, you are who you choose to be today moving forward.

05-18-2012, 07:26 PM	#508
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,415 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Twelve hour work days use to be the norm for me. I know that I am getting older because now it takes me encouraging myself all day to just work 8 hrs. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

05-15-2012, 06:49 PM	#504
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you? You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity You wake up, looking like your driver's license picture. You sing along with the elevator music You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

05-15-2012, 06:51 PM	#505
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. You get into a heated argument about pension plans Your drugs of preference are now vitamins. Youthful injuries return with a vengeance

05-18-2012, 09:57 PM	#511
gaea Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: west coast Posts: 3,910 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,630 Thanked 14,363 Times in 3,381 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	when Simon and Garfunkel's Mrs Robinson comes on and you suddenly realize you could be her! __________________ Gaea "Building a lifetime together one day at a time" Courage: the willingness to risk who you are for who you want to be and what you have for what you want You're not who your past says you are, you are who you choose to be today moving forward.

05-18-2012, 10:18 PM	#512
~ocean Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme blows a kiss off my finger tips * Preferred Pronoun?: ~ hey girl ~ Relationship Status: ~ single & content ~ Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Massachusetts ~coastal Posts: 7,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22,958 Thanked 16,042 Times in 4,727 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	lol gaea neveahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

05-19-2012, 04:36 AM	#514
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You know your getting old when you have to keep looking up above on the headliner, to remember what Thread your actually posting in...

05-19-2012, 09:47 AM	#515
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You know your getting old when you have one of these And yet you keep looking and seeing that you forgot to take Saturdays pills and hell even Friday evenings...

05-19-2012, 11:34 AM	#516
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You know your getting old when the candles cost more than the cake and when it's lit, the smoke detector alarm sounds off!

05-19-2012, 01:09 PM	#517
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,415 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	You know you are getting older when you miss the fine print on a national wildlife refuge sign that says fishing by permit only. That dang fine print gets me every time __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

05-19-2012, 01:34 PM	#518
theoddz Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Cranky Old Poop Preferred Pronoun?: Mr. Beast Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Texas Posts: 3,534 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,092 Thanked 9,926 Times in 2,506 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	You know you're getting older when you can remember the good ol' days and nearly everyone you knew was working and had a good job with decent pay and benefits. Back then, really, the only jobs that consistently paid minimum wage were the entry level jobs at fast food joints and convenience stores. Come to think of it, I can't remember a single one of my friends' parents who were unemployed. Ya, you know when you're getting old when you see how sad our society really is these days. It seems like a lifetime ago when Americans had it really good, or at least had a chance at having it really good, but I'm old enough to remember those days. *~Theo~* __________________ *"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."* -- J. R. R. Tolkien

05-20-2012, 10:06 AM	#519
gaea Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: west coast Posts: 3,910 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,630 Thanked 14,363 Times in 3,381 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	you know your getting older when the grand kids make the same sorta messes in your house as your kids did only you smile and welcome it with the grand kids... there is something to be said in parenting...i finally understand what other grandparents have said, "if only grand kids came first"...hee hee i totally get it... __________________ Gaea "Building a lifetime together one day at a time" Courage: the willingness to risk who you are for who you want to be and what you have for what you want You're not who your past says you are, you are who you choose to be today moving forward.