Today Is..... - Page 27

NJFemmie · 02-01-2010, 12:09 PM

A contestant for Spunky Old Broad's Day:

NJFemmie · 02-01-2010, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Diva

National Hula in the Coola Day

Not be confused with Holla for a Dollah Day.

Diva · 02-01-2010, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie

Not be confused with Holla for a Dollah Day.

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I've been waiting all day for You to find something flawless. Thank You!!!!! My day is complete.

Except for lunch. Then my day will be complete.

Oh....and then Jeopardy. Then my day will be complete.....

(I'm starting to sound like Steve Martin..... )

NJFemmie · 02-01-2010, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Diva

National G. I. Joe day

Don't ask don't tell?

NJFemmie · 02-01-2010, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

I've been waiting all day for You to find something flawless. Thank You!!!!! My day is complete.

Except for lunch. Then my day will be complete.

Oh....and then Jeopardy. Then my day will be complete.....

(I'm starting to sound like Steve Martin..... )

Let me help ...

Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. [ dog barks] I don't need my dog.

Sorry I was a little late I actually had some work to do today!
Woohoo! (bleh)

Just_G · 02-01-2010, 01:37 PM

And this thermos....and THAT is all I need!

Diva · 02-01-2010, 01:44 PM

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

Diva · 02-01-2010, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie

Let me help ...

Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. [ dog barks] I don't need my dog.

Sorry I was a little late I actually had some work to do today!
Woohoo! (bleh)

You are such a giver. I need a tissue....

<giggling> Here.....have a penguin while I blot.

NJFemmie · 02-01-2010, 01:45 PM

.... the thermos and this spoon. And I don't need anything else.

NJFemmie · 02-01-2010, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Diva

You are such a giver. I need a tissue....

<giggling> Here.....have a penguin while I blot.

Um, while you were blotting, it, errrr.... multiplied.

Diva · 02-01-2010, 01:46 PM

I need You BOTH..............

.....to speak at my memorial service!!!!!!!! I want them to LAUGH!!!!!!!

Just_G · 02-01-2010, 01:49 PM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1el59ig9AK8"]YouTube- The Jerk - "And That's All I Need"[/ame]

NJFemmie · 02-01-2010, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Diva

I need You BOTH..............

.....to speak at my memorial service!!!!!!!! I want them to LAUGH!!!!!!!

Shall I tell them you once gave me a pregnant penguin?

wtf?!?!? they won't stop!!! ... oh, and I need penguin food, and THAT is all .....

Gemme · 02-01-2010, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Diva

You resemble the "spunky" part.....

I once had a dog named Spunky.

Diva · 02-01-2010, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

I once had a dog named Spunky.

That's perfect for You....I love it!

Gemme · 02-01-2010, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Diva

That's perfect for You....I love it!

Yeah, I loved the lil bugger.

Diva · 02-02-2010, 09:23 AM

TODAY

~February 2nd~

is

of course

Groundhog Day

&

National Purification Day

&

National Sled Dog Day

NJFemmie · 02-02-2010, 10:00 AM

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NJFemmie · 02-02-2010, 10:05 AM

02-01-2010, 12:09 PM	#521
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	A contestant for Spunky Old Broad's Day: __________________

02-01-2010, 01:37 PM	#526
Just_G Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Switch, Comedian...G...whichever. Preferred Pronoun?: He....with an e! Relationship Status: I'll take kinky & twisted for $200, Alex!! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the middle Posts: 2,281 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 874 Thanked 6,165 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	And this thermos....and THAT is all I need! __________________ Happy are those who dream and are ready to pay the price to make them come true!

02-01-2010, 01:45 PM	#529
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	.... the thermos and this spoon. And I don't need anything else. __________________

02-01-2010, 01:49 PM	#532
Just_G Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Switch, Comedian...G...whichever. Preferred Pronoun?: He....with an e! Relationship Status: I'll take kinky & twisted for $200, Alex!! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the middle Posts: 2,281 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 874 Thanked 6,165 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1el59ig9AK8"]YouTube- The Jerk - "And That's All I Need"[/ame] __________________ Happy are those who dream and are ready to pay the price to make them come true!

02-02-2010, 10:00 AM	#538
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________

02-01-2010, 01:44 PM	#527
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	*Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!*

02-01-2010, 01:46 PM	#531
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	I need You BOTH.............. .....to speak at my memorial service!!!!!!!! I want them to LAUGH!!!!!!!

02-02-2010, 09:23 AM	#537
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	TODAY ~February 2nd~ is of course Groundhog Day & National Purification Day & National Sled Dog Day

02-02-2010, 10:02 AM	#539
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________

02-02-2010, 10:05 AM	#540
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________