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Old 02-03-2011, 07:10 AM   #5481
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On the canvas of my life
I have seen many paintings
Of the times gone by
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And the corners start fading
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Will there be enough paint
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Help set the world on a brighter path by countering the negatives with positives. It will help tip the balance in favor of light. If you dislike rude people, be extra kind yourself. If you dislike anger, be extra slow to anger. If you dislike judgment & condemnation, be extra compassionate. If you dislike hatefulness, give out extra ...doses of love. This is how we will change the world.

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This is a poem i wrote for a beautiful woman i know called Rose, she has been my muse for quite a while now.

You MUST sing it to the tune " Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer"




Rose has a couple of puppies,
Hidden down her sweater top.
And if you ever saw them,
You would think their gonna pop.

One of the little puppies,
Has a cherry for a nose,
And I would love to see it,
Can I have a peek dear Rose.

Then one frosty Christmas night,
Rose fell on her ass.
And the puppies both fell out,
And rolled round in the grass.

Then as I watched her struggle,
To get them back inside her bra,
I smiled and I whispered to her,
I love them just the way they are.
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