Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It - Page 276

Rook · 12-31-2010, 07:58 PM

cousin: "dude, count your blessings, u got Family with u..."

me: " yeah...lovely food, and twilight zone reruns, yay"

cousin: "don't knock it that sounds great, now, me? i'm all alone"

me: "what happened to that drag king??"

cousin: "turned out he was married, so..."

me: "ew"

cousin: "besides, i gotta work..."

me: "Ok, I fuckin' hate u....I'm stuffed in bumfuck Ohio, with fireworks on TV....meanwhile, you're bitching cuz u gotta go to work with Mickey Mouse, Pluto, Goofy and all those Princesses??"

cousin: "it aint all that, trust me"

me: "oh...fuck you...go watch the fireworks at Epcot, prick"

cousin: "i love u too..i'll give Snow White a pinch in your name, it is Dopey right?"

-snort-

Happy New Year's Folks..

BestButchBoy · 01-01-2011, 07:33 AM

Photo by: Inga Sarda-Sorensen

"Fireworks in Central Park to ring in the New Year, with cityscape."

morningstar55 · 01-01-2011, 01:59 PM

afternooners and HAPPY NEW YRSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! LOL

ya know i been posting this new yrs comment in profiles..... but gawwd....... there is just to many of you. soo im putting in a couple threads.... lol

Rook · 01-01-2011, 03:38 PM

Ok, I think I realize my fave part in the Original "Die Hard"...
Hard-ass AK-47 toting "terrorist" bank robber Finds enough time to pilfer a Crunch Chocolate bar, and probably a Mars Chocolate bar..

om nom nom nom, eeee....gotta kill some cops...

lipstixgal · 01-01-2011, 03:59 PM

I'm cooking my veggies for my dinner tonight not really sure what to have...there is so much food I have no idea but will figure something out soon enough..just did laundry today like 2 loads too but finished for a couple of days. Tomorrow the floors get washed and continue with the sewing...maybe a skirt.

Rook · 01-01-2011, 04:11 PM

A local comic made me think long and hard about sea salt.
Whales have huge dicks {or so marine biologists claim},
Walruses are notorious for having the worlds biggest, then there's elephant Seals with their Incredibly Gooey Boogery Noses, Dolphins....and random fish, like Salmon....when they "fuck", oftentimes {90% of fish anyways}, the male "fertilizes" the eggs externally, which is to say they "Shoot" their Milt, and let the chips fall where they may, won't even get into Fish Poop....sooooo, I wont buy sea salt anymore....thanks..goodnight...

Corkey · 01-01-2011, 05:44 PM

Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

ATD ~ At The Doctor's
BFF ~ Best Friend Farted
BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT ~ Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM ~ Covered By Medicare
CUATSC ~ See You At The Senior Center
DWI ~ Driving While Incontinent
FWB ~ Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was
FYI ~ Found Your Insulin
GGPBL ~ Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again
HGBM ~ Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO ~ Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL ~ Living On Lipitor
LWO ~ Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner
OMSG ~ Oh My! Sorry, Gas!
ROFL-CGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up
SGGP ~ Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder
WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA ~ Wet The Furniture Again
WTP ~ Where's The Prunes?
WWNO ~ Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI ~ Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

NCDCWPH ~ Never confuse denture cream with preparation H

ETA: I resemble some of these, you'll just have to guess which ones....

suebee · 01-01-2011, 06:20 PM

Guess who's making brownies?

Yup, that's right!

Doncha wish you were here right about now?

Jet · 01-01-2011, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkey

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Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

ha!.............

fiercegrrl · 01-01-2011, 08:22 PM

i'm eating so many oranges that my mouth is starting to hurt. i do this in the summer with tomatoes as well. why do such delicious things have to be so acidic?!

Enchantress · 01-01-2011, 08:35 PM

Tacos = muy delicioso

Rook · 01-01-2011, 09:35 PM

Kingdom Hearts

~twitch

Abigail Crabby · 01-01-2011, 09:41 PM

Jet · 01-01-2011, 09:53 PM

ha ha ha ha

suebee · 01-01-2011, 11:20 PM

January in Canada. Where the HELL did that mosquito come from?

BestButchBoy · 01-02-2011, 06:22 AM

Watch Location = Right Wrist.

blackboot · 01-02-2011, 08:00 AM

so I hit the edit button to make sense out of a comment I made. ummm, yeah. it timed out.

JustJo · 01-02-2011, 09:37 AM

...and makes me want to tell Scoote....."You get in the bowl"....which would make absolutely no sense

torchiegirl · 01-02-2011, 01:16 PM

Mister Bent · 01-02-2011, 01:19 PM

It's a BULL not an ox!

12-31-2010, 07:58 PM	#5501
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,183 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	cousin: "dude, count your blessings, u got Family with u..." me: " yeah...lovely food, and twilight zone reruns, yay" cousin: "don't knock it that sounds great, now, me? i'm all alone" me: "what happened to that drag king??" cousin: "turned out he was married, so..." me: "ew" cousin: "besides, i gotta work..." me: "Ok, I fuckin' hate u....I'm stuffed in bumfuck Ohio, with fireworks on TV....meanwhile, you're bitching cuz u gotta go to work with Mickey Mouse, Pluto, Goofy and all those Princesses??" cousin: "it aint all that, trust me" me: "oh...fuck you...go watch the fireworks at Epcot, prick" cousin: "i love u too..i'll give Snow White a pinch in your name, it is Dopey right?" -snort- Happy New Year's Folks.. __________________

01-01-2011, 07:33 AM	#5502
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,459 Times in 2,038 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Happy New Year! Photo by: Inga Sarda-Sorensen "Fireworks in Central Park to ring in the New Year, with cityscape."

01-01-2011, 01:59 PM	#5503
morningstar55 Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme,she Preferred Pronoun?: she,her, Relationship Status: very single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: western NY Posts: 3,809 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,280 Thanked 4,241 Times in 1,845 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	afternooners and HAPPY NEW YRSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! LOL ya know i been posting this new yrs comment in profiles..... but gawwd....... there is just to many of you. soo im putting in a couple threads.... lol __________________ -------------------------------------------- life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who dont, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance take it... if it changes your life let it.

01-01-2011, 03:38 PM	#5504
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,183 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Ok, I think I realize my fave part in the Original "Die Hard"... Hard-ass AK-47 toting "terrorist" bank robber Finds enough time to pilfer a Crunch Chocolate bar, and probably a Mars Chocolate bar.. om nom nom nom, eeee....gotta kill some cops... __________________

01-01-2011, 03:59 PM	#5505
lipstixgal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: coupled Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 201 Thanked 1,690 Times in 1,064 Posts Rep Power: 1494760	I'm cooking my veggies for my dinner tonight not really sure what to have...there is so much food I have no idea but will figure something out soon enough..just did laundry today like 2 loads too but finished for a couple of days. Tomorrow the floors get washed and continue with the sewing...maybe a skirt. __________________ Gail

01-01-2011, 04:11 PM	#5506
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,183 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	A local comic made me think long and hard about sea salt. Whales have huge dicks {or so marine biologists claim}, Walruses are notorious for having the worlds biggest, then there's elephant Seals with their Incredibly Gooey Boogery Noses, Dolphins....and random fish, like Salmon....when they "fuck", oftentimes {90% of fish anyways}, the male "fertilizes" the eggs externally, which is to say they "Shoot" their Milt, and let the chips fall where they may, won't even get into Fish Poop....sooooo, I wont buy sea salt anymore....thanks..goodnight... __________________

01-01-2011, 05:44 PM	#5507
Corkey Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Human Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Very Married Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Where I want to be Posts: 8,155 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 47,491 Thanked 29,299 Times in 6,640 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. ATD ~ At The Doctor's BFF ~ Best Friend Farted BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair BYOT ~ Bring Your Own Teeth CBM ~ Covered By Medicare CUATSC ~ See You At The Senior Center DWI ~ Driving While Incontinent FWB ~ Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was FYI ~ Found Your Insulin GGPBL ~ Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again HGBM ~ Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO ~ Laughing My Dentures Out LOL ~ Living On Lipitor LWO ~ Lawrence Welk's On OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner OMSG ~ Oh My! Sorry, Gas! ROFL-CGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up SGGP ~ Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To? WTFA ~ Wet The Furniture Again WTP ~ Where's The Prunes? WWNO ~ Walker Wheels Need Oil GGLKI ~ Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In NCDCWPH ~ Never confuse denture cream with preparation H ETA: I resemble some of these, you'll just have to guess which ones.... __________________ "Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them". ~Old Tassel, Chief of the Tsalagi (Cherokee) Last edited by Corkey; 01-01-2011 at 05:50 PM.

01-01-2011, 06:20 PM	#5508
suebee Member How Do You Identify?: TOWANDA! Preferred Pronoun?: Queen Bee Relationship Status: Good 'n married. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Eastern Canada. But if I make a wrong turn at the lights I get stopped by a border guard. Posts: 1,499 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,355 Thanked 2,759 Times in 820 Posts Rep Power: 16450091	Guess who's making brownies? Yup, that's right! Doncha wish you were here right about now?

01-01-2011, 08:22 PM	#5510
fiercegrrl In Memory Of How Do You Identify?: fierce femme grrl Preferred Pronoun?: beautiful, pumpkin, princess, sweet pea, babygirl Relationship Status: i don't think it's in the stars for me. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: washington DC Posts: 133 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34 Thanked 293 Times in 83 Posts Rep Power: 2486278	i'm eating so many oranges that my mouth is starting to hurt. i do this in the summer with tomatoes as well. why do such delicious things have to be so acidic?! __________________ "and you can use my skin. to bury secret sins."

01-01-2011, 08:35 PM	#5511
Enchantress Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A complex confection. Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The land of milk and honey. Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 741 Thanked 3,422 Times in 1,201 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Tacos = muy delicioso

01-01-2011, 09:35 PM	#5512
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,183 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Kingdom Hearts ~twitch __________________

01-01-2011, 09:41 PM	#5513
Abigail Crabby Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Princess Relationship Status: Single, but sociable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mount Airy, NC Posts: 4,226 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,554 Thanked 9,667 Times in 2,484 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________ Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Marcel Proust Turns whatever happens to you into a positive...

01-01-2011, 09:53 PM	#5514
Jet Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: .. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .. Posts: 3,471 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 292 Thanked 2,646 Times in 1,293 Posts Rep Power: 0	ha ha ha ha

01-01-2011, 11:20 PM	#5515
suebee Member How Do You Identify?: TOWANDA! Preferred Pronoun?: Queen Bee Relationship Status: Good 'n married. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Eastern Canada. But if I make a wrong turn at the lights I get stopped by a border guard. Posts: 1,499 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,355 Thanked 2,759 Times in 820 Posts Rep Power: 16450091	*January in Canada. Where the HELL did that mosquito come from?*

01-02-2011, 06:22 AM	#5516
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,459 Times in 2,038 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Watch Location = Right Wrist.

01-02-2011, 08:00 AM	#5517
blackboot Member How Do You Identify?: TransgenderMasculineQueer Preferred Pronoun?: H with a y Relationship Status: fluxing the solder. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 484 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,964 Thanked 836 Times in 183 Posts Rep Power: 7482393	so I hit the edit button to make sense out of a comment I made. ummm, yeah. it timed out.

01-02-2011, 09:37 AM	#5518
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,407 Times in 4,661 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Makes me smile every time... ...and makes me want to tell Scoote....."You get in the bowl"....which would make absolutely no sense __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

01-02-2011, 01:16 PM	#5519
torchiegirl Member How Do You Identify?: femme Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the mitten Posts: 1,282 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,807 Thanked 1,605 Times in 545 Posts Rep Power: 21474852

01-02-2011, 01:19 PM	#5520
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,829 Times in 1,721 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	some people! It's a BULL not an ox! __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken