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Old 01-10-2011, 08:20 PM   #5581
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i sooo love the muppets version of mahna mahna.. it's my happy song, and i'm always singin' or hummin' it lol !!!

but a friend of mine posted this version on my facebook yesterday by Cake..
i sooo don't like it, so thought i'd share with you all, cuz i'm feelin' evil like that..


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Waitin for the Snow to fall...
Gonna watch "The Ladykillers", Tom Hanks & Marlon Wayans version...
Kinda grew on me, like a fungus
One of those where the comedy is "exaggerated" but comical nonetheless...
Tom Hanks portrays a conman that resembles colonel sanders, with a PhD in bullshit...
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I broke down and bought some new walking shoes....it got embarrassing to hear the sole of my shoe flapping against the bottom of the rest of the shoe.

ANYway.....I got a pair of Skechers (yes, that's how it's spelled....that in itself is wiggin' me right out!) and I'm wearing them for the first time today.
I know this is going to sound strange, but they are really triggering my vertigo!! They rock! I mean....not they ROCK rock. But they rock forward and back...like a rocking chair!! I'm not kidding You. It is the strangest sensation! They're very comfy otherwise....I guess I'll get used to the rest of it.

They DO make me taller AND they're sparkly~shiny!! Diva likey...


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I am dumbfounded about how easy some things (not material things) come for certain people. "They" say that the harder it is the more you appreciate it, that's bullshit because how can you appreciate something you don't have and probably never will. It's not appreciation, it's envy. And it sucks.
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Please DO NOT use the "Dear *" thread, the "Random thought" thread, or any other thread to post passive-aggressive, negative, or shitty posts.




Everytime I see this, I am wondering if it is a warning to be nice or,
an invitation to start a special thread for passive-aggressive, negative shittiness.

We could use the acronym PANS - passive, aggressive, negative, shitty.

Some days my mind goes to weird places.
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Snow in 49 states due to US Winter Storm according to NWS Weather Forecast

Hawaii included

Posted by Alex Madlangbayan on Jan 13, 2011 in United States, Weather

Having snow in 49 states in the US has happened before but not often, according to a report by the National Weather Service (NWS).The winter storm that hit the US on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, has dumped snow in all but one state. It was unusual that Hawaii has been included in the states covered with snow. Florida is the only state that did not experience winter snow. The (NWS) estimated that 70.9 percent of the country is now covered by snow.

According to James Peronto, NWS public affairs officer, last December 2010, the US had an average of 35 percent of snow on the ground. One of the unusual scenario is the presence of snow in Hawaii. NWS estimated the snow on top of Mauna Kea volcano to be about 7 inches. Hawaii also experienced heavy rains that prompt authorities to issue flash flood warning on Wednesday, January 12, 2011.

The winter storm has shut down majority of the Southern area. It caused heavy traffic and forced the cancellation of flights in the Northwest area due to heavy snowfall.

Earlier reports say that school closures and delays were announced due to the winter storm.
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You can't make anyone do anything, unfortunately. There are plenty of people I'd love to give a push in the right direction but until they want to do something for their self, you can't do very much.
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A friend put this on FB today....

Go to Google maps...put your destination as Japan...your starting point as USA. Ask for directions.

Check out step #31 I don't think I'm up to that....
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Check out step #31 I don't think I'm up to that....

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My uncle died yesterday. He was the most amazing fisherman. When we'd go fishing with the family, it seemed to me he'd no sooner cast in his line and out come a big ole fish. He'd do it again and again...and sometimes he'd even get his picture in our local paper with all his catch. He had a gift.

He was very tall (6'4"), dark and okay not so handsome but he sure had a way with the ladies...which is why my aunt divorced him one day and moved to California.

But I digress...

I will miss my tio Goyo...RIP.
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My uncle died yesterday. He was the most amazing fisherman. When we'd go fishing with the family, it seemed to me he'd no sooner cast in his line and out come a big ole fish. He'd do it again and again...and sometimes he'd even get his picture in our local paper with all his catch. He had a gift.

He was very tall (6'4"), dark and okay not so handsome but he sure had a way with the ladies...which is why my aunt divorced him one day and moved to California.

But I digress...

I will miss my tio Goyo...RIP.
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