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Old 09-13-2011, 08:41 PM   #5941
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A conversation that I had with a 6 year-old boy I had just met. Asking questions to gather information...

Me: I bet your favorite food is chicken nuggets with ranch dressing.

Him: NO! (he then approaches me with his arms crossed and is staring at me shaking his head and we are eye level as I am sitting down in a kid's chair)

Me: Oh my goodness. What is it then?

Him: Chicken nuggets with sweet and sour barbecue sauce, you silly head!

Me: Ohhhh! (slap my hand on my forehead) How did I not know that?

Him: Because you are a nut.
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Old 09-13-2011, 08:44 PM   #5942
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It's the simple things in life.
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What made me smile today? Finding out that a good friend loves Toffifay candy just as much as I do!!!! OMG....it was such a fun moment....you just wouldn't understand if you don't know and love Toffifay!!!
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What made me smile you ask...

finding out that my previous students actually learned something last semester, and when their friends did not believe them... in turn my former student made them look it up... Rock on President Taft and the 7th inning stretch

Having former students ask for recommendations

the ability for a college professor to get free desk/exam copies of text books...

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Watching a little open circle if small bits of white paper twirl around in circles within circles in the breeze. It was like a living mosaic -this single entity made of up 100s of little parts, dancing across the sidewalk.
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The thought of your granddaughter and her princess items and wondering if she might like to be called princess pretty pants someday.

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- the day with Him, our amazing love, living in reality - and my deep, non stop happiness - this day has been full of fun, excited conversation, i'm a gitty, chattery girl and SO ready to fly there to Him in 19 days (almost 18 days now) and He's such a special, genuine and loving soul - and i'm so blessed for being His girl..♥ & appreciate Him more & more everyday! loveYouMrMtn - be there S O O N !!
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A conversation that I had with a 6 year-old boy I had just met. Asking questions to gather information...

Me: I bet your favorite food is chicken nuggets with ranch dressing.

Him: NO! (he then approaches me with his arms crossed and is staring at me shaking his head and we are eye level as I am sitting down in a kid's chair)

Me: Oh my goodness. What is it then?

Him: Chicken nuggets with sweet and sour barbecue sauce, you silly head!

Me: Ohhhh! (slap my hand on my forehead) How did I not know that?

Him: Because you are a nut.
The kid has good taste.

Who in their right mind puts ranch on chicken nuggets?

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Just found out Don Henley is playin here oct 14th. He is one of my all time fav. Singers. I'm totally pumped. I'm gonna get tickets as soon as I get home tonight!!! <3
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It was in my SIL's office - - which was on today's cleaning list!
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A from my YaYa this morning. She is an amazing, witty nut case like me... I am proud to have you as my YaYa... I wish we would have met years ago...
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Ivan thinks he's being slick and hiding from the world today, and that would probably be, but for his little left foot poking out from behind the vines on the back wall. The other giveaway on his position is the fact that he's almost directly under the ledge where Myra is sleeping.

I've always said that, if you want to know where Ivan is, just find Myra and trace about a 3-4 inch radius around her, and that's where you'll find him. He's absolutely crazy about that girl!!

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he replied with:


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