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Old 11-24-2011, 05:43 PM   #41
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Last year I got alllll kind of little presents...This year I get a lump of coal.
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Old 11-24-2011, 07:07 PM   #42
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[COLOR="Blue]Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents.
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dayummm I'm so glad I didn't get the baby OR the shredder...lmao
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Old 11-24-2011, 07:49 PM   #43
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Well - one cute, soft, cuddly puppy...
And a very soiled Christmas stocking.

Like I need another dawg.....
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Well, i saw this thread on the front page and thought....oh goodie what a fun thread!!!!!


Then i looked a little closer and saw i am the one that started this dad gum thing myself last year. Oh how soon we forget.

After reading from page one i see that i was not successful getting the baby i wanted last year.

So i'll pass on trying again.

However, it does give me an idea to go start another one with an annoying game for Christmas just so i can forget about it next year.

Hooray!!!!!
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I've already gotten my Christmas present, a one Karat channel diamond ring.

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dayummmmm gal...what did ya do to get that....niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
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You've either been really really good this year...
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What I want wont fit on the house(a pool table) but I needed a extension for my pool stick wich is somewhere between Mullers and my house about now.A winning lotto ticket would be nice,dosent even have to be a big one.
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Old 11-25-2011, 04:27 AM   #51
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Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Puppy
Well - one cute, soft, cuddly puppy...And a very soiled Christmas stocking.

Great! The Puppy will be another snuggle toy for three of my cats who are half Maine-Coon. They are the size of small-ish dogs and are complete love-sponges and affection-buckets, lol!
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Thinkin I might not even have a stocking this year!!! LoL
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No stocking here but it would probably have coal in it...LOL
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Well - one cute, soft, cuddly puppy...
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Think Chihuahua or Yorkie - Poppi - Next Christmas heheheheh
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Well, I always hang stockings, even one for me, but, only the fur kids seem to get something in theirs....

Phooey! I really should start dating again .....
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A few original vintage baseball photographs (NY Giants 1920, NY Ginats 1929, NY Yankees 1931, NY Yankees 1943) that are being sent from the US to my parents' house in Northern Ireland, where I'll be spending christmas.

2 or 3 Holland Esquire shirts.

Box of two of Butlers chocolates.


However, my best present at Christmas will be returning to Belfast for 8 days to spend quality time with my family and to catch up with my friends, sharing laughter and memories of times gone by.
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Another Pasta press (I’m not supposed to know about it or the food processor that goes with. They……..errr, were in my line of sight as I went into the cupboard I wasn’t supposed to, until they were moved – I misplaced the memory of being told……..Oooops! LOL!). I wore the lasts ones out from over use, lol! ……..Hey! At least it can’t be said I never use them……..umm…….. unlike the curling tongues I was bought 5 Christmas’ ago and have only used once as my hair wouldn’t hold the curls even with styling mousse, lol!
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Your stocking will be filled with a baby

Santa needs to get his act together bc I sure am no baby mama! Lol
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Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents


You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year.
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