Butch Buyers Guide - Page 3

Hack · 10-05-2010, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

I was hoping to buy a butch, but this thread has been no help at all!

Oh, you know me.

And I'm very affordable.

Mister Bent · 10-05-2010, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Hack

Oh, you know me.

And I'm very affordable.

Is that code for "cheap?"

Hack · 10-05-2010, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Is that code for "cheap?"

Depends on how you want to play, big boy.

betenoire · 10-05-2010, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Is that code for "cheap?"

Mack do you think you could rent him out to me on occasion? I have some litter boxes that need scooping and I don't feel like it and Nick doesn't seem to care that I don't feel like it.

Mister Bent · 10-05-2010, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

Mack do you think you could rent him out to me on occasion? I have some litter boxes that need scooping and I don't feel like it and Nick doesn't seem to care that I don't feel like it.

Hm, I don't think this is the right model for you, this one's got some structural issues that might make scooping difficult.

betenoire · 10-05-2010, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Hm, I don't think this is the right model for you, this one's got some structural issues that might make scooping difficult.

Oh shit, I just noticed the hook hand!

I bet we could solder a scoop to the end of it though.

Inappropriate?

Hack · 10-05-2010, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

Oh shit, I just noticed the hook hand!

I bet we could solder a scoop to the end of it though.

Inappropriate?

I try to always be inappropriate.

betenoire · 10-05-2010, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hack

I try to always be inappropriate.

Fabulous. Since you're open to a few, um, improvements just leave it to me and Mack. We'll fix you up real good.

I'm thinking we could fuse stilts or maybe pogosticks to your feet so that you will be more useful for tasks that are up high.

So we've got stilt and/or pogo feet, and a litterscooper hand. We'll get back to you after we've conferenced for a bit about further updates to your, um, bodily breakdown.

rainintothesea · 10-15-2010, 05:08 PM

I also must confess to being grossly misled by the title of this thread.

rlin · 10-15-2010, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by rainintothesea

I also must confess to being grossly misled by the title of this thread.

i have back issues of consumer reports...just call at my page and make an appointment... i would be glad to show them to you...

suebee · 10-15-2010, 05:24 PM

Ooooooh! I'd call that a DREAM date!

rlin · 10-15-2010, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by suebee

Ooooooh! I'd call that a DREAM date!

you saying i must be dreaming????

rainintothesea · 10-16-2010, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by rlin

i have back issues of consumer reports...just call at my page and make an appointment... i would be glad to show them to you...

That's very generous of you, haha!

waxnrope · 10-25-2010, 09:52 AM

www.magnoliclothiers.com
I've searched everywhere for this style of flannel trouser. Eureka!
Perhaps this is wrong thread?

Gala · 05-07-2016, 06:45 PM

Hey just wondering, do any of you use a vibrator like a bullet underneath your strapon and if so which is your favorite?

Thanks

dykeumentary · 05-07-2016, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Jess

Do we have a fashion thread? Or can we use this space for that also?

Need to find some clothing sites that offer well rounded apparel. Casual, dress, etc for folks my age. I will wear some clothes that are fairly youthful, but at 46 , I don't tend to like a lot of today's styles.

"Pants on the ground, pants on the ground.. lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground"!

The girl says I need to stop shopping the clearance rack at Wally World or thrift stores... Any ideas folks?

When I need "date clothes" I go to Uniqlo. Their "slim" shirts and pants fit well and look fancy, but are affordable. They also can alter clothes right in the store.
I think dressing up is fun but I hate to shop.

ProfPacker · 05-07-2016, 09:03 PM

unfortunately couldn't fit in. just found the Outplay for butch bathing suits. Very cool. check them out

JDeere · 07-03-2016, 03:51 PM

If any of y'all have small feet or really small feet like mine, make sure you get fitted properly for cowboy boots, it makes a huge difference. I went from wearing a woman's 5.5 B to a kid's 3.5 D. Saved me some money.

Also does anyone have any suggestions as far as formal wear for us bigger butches and heavy chested bois?

JDeere · 08-27-2016, 10:58 PM

BUMP BUMP, where are the fashion guys at? lol

ClintB · 04-09-2017, 04:24 PM

Bump.

Honestly I dress like shit. Probably need a little more fort for nice date nights and a cousins wedding this summer.

Unfortunately I am plus sized and ...sigh... not the square body type I would like. I wear menswear... but piece that work are few and far between. Probably the reason I dress like shit... I hate shopping and will wear what ever I find to death.

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10-15-2010, 05:08 PM	#49
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10-25-2010, 09:52 AM	#54
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05-07-2016, 09:03 PM	#57
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07-03-2016, 03:51 PM	#58
JDeere Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Transgender Preferred Pronoun?: He/him/his Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 17,752 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 31,018 Thanked 28,845 Times in 9,708 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	If any of y'all have small feet or really small feet like mine, make sure you get fitted properly for cowboy boots, it makes a huge difference. I went from wearing a woman's 5.5 B to a kid's 3.5 D. Saved me some money. Also does anyone have any suggestions as far as formal wear for us bigger butches and heavy chested bois?

04-09-2017, 04:24 PM	#60
ClintB Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, questioning Preferred Pronoun?: Interested in your opinion Relationship Status: Downtrodden Join Date: Apr 2017 Location: Traveler Posts: 68 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6 Thanked 254 Times in 65 Posts Rep Power: 2362244	Bump. Honestly I dress like shit. Probably need a little more fort for nice date nights and a cousins wedding this summer. Unfortunately I am plus sized and ...sigh... not the square body type I would like. I wear menswear... but piece that work are few and far between. Probably the reason I dress like shit... I hate shopping and will wear what ever I find to death.