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Old 01-01-2013, 04:52 PM   #601
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I don't know that i'm getting older . . . so there
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when someone asks''"can you read this I forgot my glasses" and you reply.."I cant read it either I forgot mine" then you look for someone younger to read it for you ..after you hold what ever it is you were reading 2 feet from your face
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Old 01-01-2013, 09:44 PM   #604
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When the music at the New Years Party is too loud.
Or don't know who half the acts were on Rockin' New Years. We were watching the ball drop in New York and mom knew more of the acts than I did lol
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Or don't know who half the acts were on Rockin' New Years. We were watching the ball drop in New York and mom knew more of the acts than I did lol
We had friends over for New Years Eve, and we had the same problem! LOL

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you know your getting older when,,you want to move to Vegas to retire,,NOT for the entertainment ..but because the dry heat helps your bones not hurt !
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Your email fills with advertisements for all manner of age defying lotions and potions. How do they know?
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we talked about this the other night,,when u dont respond to the AARP mailers ,and they stop..cause now they think your dead
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Your email fills with advertisements for all manner of age defying lotions and potions. How do they know?

I was asking the same question "How do they know?" when I got my first invitation to join ARRP. What I find in my mail is marketing for Life Insurance, Long Term Care and in my email spam, Viagra advertisements.
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I was asking the same question "How do they know?" when I got my first invitation to join ARRP. What I find in my mail is marketing for Life Insurance, Long Term Care and in my email spam, Viagra advertisements.
I been getting burial insurance...0-0
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Damn. I better get over to Gagful one of these days and see what sort of pictures they have.
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we talked about this the other night,,when u dont respond to the AARP mailers ,and they stop..cause now they think your dead
Now THAT's funny ! LOL
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"At #divasclub ... so shitfaced lol #ipoopglitter #faghag #cosmolife"

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and when the recital and reception/schmooze is over, it's just before 10 and you both decide to go home instead of out for a drink because church pews = lower back pain.

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When it is suppose to be a night of dinner and then going to the bar....

And it ends up dinner..going home to change into comfies..and then going to the movies instead because you don't want to be in a crowd!
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