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Old 12-23-2009, 07:02 PM   #601
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Its not actually an insult, just not done since all gratuities are always included. I tipped in Iceland for exceptional service and they were quite happy to accept with a smile. (I was hanging with icelanders and double checked the custom first ).

gorgeous country - i want to go back!
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Hendrix
Joplin
Cobain
Morrison
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Hitler was a strict vegetarian
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Declaration of Independance was written on Hemp paper
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On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
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Alexander the Great was an epileptic
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In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
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Hugh Hefner & George W. Bush are Cousins
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Bingo is the name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box
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A pregnant goldfish is called a Twit
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Nicole kidman is scared of butterflies

The $2 statement is incorrect. The flag is either Canadian one or the Ontario Flag. http://www.snopes.com/business/money/redensign.asp
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I just saw a Dos Equis (sp?) commercial (it's beer) whose main character was "the most interesting man in the world"......that in itself made me giggle.....but as the voice was describing him, one of the things he said was, "He once had an awkward moment just to see how it felt".........

OMG! I laughed so hard!!!! Isn't that a hoot!??!
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I just invented teleportation in my mind...

(yes some may call it wishing, imagination, or pretend....but I am as close to where I wanna be as I can get atm) lol

Oooo and made a fabulous dinner....

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It fucking IRKS me that my 16 year old daughter smokes. Of course, I smoked between the ages of 12 and 18. Karma is a biotch.
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I'm sick of being sick. It's been over a week and I am tired of blowing my nose. I'm tired of coughing, and tired of feeling like poopies.

On the lighter side of things ... I can crash on the couch and watch the DVD set of Mel Brooks movies I got for Christmas. A little Madeline Khan always makes me feel better.

".... putting on the riiiiitz"

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I have two beloved pets and one is a giant goldfish.
I bought him for ten cents out of the feeder tank at the pet store five or six years ago and he's grown into a monster fish.

I call him Hoover because he sucks up rocks all day and spits them out. He goes on rock spitting benders where all I'll hear is the pow-pow-pow of rocks hitting the glass like Space Invaders.
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is it me or when bing crosby sings "white christmas" he looks and sounds like he not only wants to die, he wishes someone would fuckin shoot him?
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OMG! I laughed so hard!!!! Isn't that a hoot!??!
Those commercials have been on for years, but have made a comeback lately. He's the original guy too.

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I'm sick of being sick. It's been over a week and I am tired of blowing my nose. I'm tired of coughing, and tired of feeling like poopies.

On the lighter side of things ... I can crash on the couch and watch the DVD set of Mel Brooks movies I got for Christmas. A little Madeline Khan always makes me feel better.

".... putting on the riiiiitz"

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I'd hate to see what you would do if you were sick for a month.

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The weather has drastically changed. We are back up in the high 60's. Now, don't get too excited. The temp. is going to drop back down next weekend, and snow is back in the big picture. Crap. Just what I want to do is shovel more of the white stuff all weekend long.
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