Corny jokes - Page 31

Kobi · 04-17-2016, 06:34 AM

Kobi · 04-26-2016, 09:38 AM

easygoingfemme · 04-26-2016, 09:48 AM

Wrang1er · 04-26-2016, 12:23 PM

How did the thread get to school?

The spool bus!

Kobi · 05-01-2016, 09:06 AM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 05-11-2016, 07:13 AM

An oldie but a goodie.

Jesse · 05-16-2016, 08:58 PM

What's green & fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree onto you?
.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..........................................A pool table! Hey, the OP did ask for corny!

Stone-Butch · 05-16-2016, 10:21 PM

ONLY TWO BABIES ARE IN THE NURSERY AND WHEN THE NURSE GOES OUT THE ONE BABY LIFTS UP HIS HEAD AND IN BABY TALK SAYS HELLO NICE TO SEE YOU I AM A LITTLE BOY BABY. THE OTHER BABY LIFTS UP, LOOKS OVER AND SAYS, HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU TOO, I'M A LITTLE GIRL BABY. FIRST BABY SAYS EHY HOW DO I KNOW FOR SURE YOU ARE A LITTLE GIRL BABY. THE BABY LOOKS AROUND , PULLS DOWN HER BLANKET, PULLS UP HER NIGHTIE AND SAYS SEE......................... PINK BOOTIES

Jesse · 05-17-2016, 12:26 AM

How do trees get on the internet?......................they log in!

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-01-2016, 08:54 AM

Wrang1er · 06-01-2016, 10:19 AM

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate!

ksrainbow · 06-03-2016, 09:30 PM

What do you call a grumpy cow? Moo-dy!

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? Laughing stock!

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A Moo-sician!

Ks-

ksrainbow · 06-03-2016, 09:34 PM

There are these two country farmers milking their cows.

While the one farmer is milking, a fly zooms into the cows ear. The
cow starts jumping around, shaking its head and mooing. He tries to
steady the cow and suddenly it settles down. He looks down and sees the
fly swimming in the milk pail.

He turns to his friend and asks “Golly, how’d that fly get down there so
fast?”

His friend replies…

“IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE UDDER!”

Ks-

Orema · 07-18-2016, 03:20 AM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 07-20-2016, 08:27 AM

1. What do you call an out of control photographer? A loose Canon

2. You can tell if your gold jewelry is fake by leaving the room and listening to see if talks crap about you to the other jewelry.

3. Taking things literally can lead to confusion, but at the end of the day, 11:59.

femmeandstrong · 07-20-2016, 05:12 PM

here is one I made up after reading a biography about Louis XVI...

what did king Louis XVI say on busy days ?

a: "YOU JUST CAN'T GET AHEAD ( a head ) around here ! "

original corny goofy silliness from FAS

gotoseagrl · 07-21-2016, 05:28 PM

Why did the fish have a bad report card?

Because all his grades were under "C"

What kind of medicine did the bed take?

Pill-Os (Pillows)

Smiling · 07-21-2016, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy_Go_Lucky

2. You can tell if your gold jewelry is fake by leaving the room and listening to see if talks crap about you to the other jewelry.

Hahahahahahaha@number 2.

Ahhh; reminds me of when I was a 15 year old, blinging, gold and diamond-encrusted tiara. It was a crazy time for all of us.

lol, wow; some of these jokes are really weird in here. I like that.

ksrainbow · 07-21-2016, 07:39 PM

On a shopping trip to the city, a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece
jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally,
the puzzle was finished.

“Look what I’ve done, Jess,” he said proudly to a visiting neighbor.

“That’s surely somethin’, Willard. How long it take you?”

“Only two weeks.”

“Never done a puzzle myself,” Jess said. “Is two weeks fast?”

“Darn tootin’,” Willard said. “Look at the box. It says, ‘From two
to four years.'”

Wrang1er · 07-28-2016, 07:46 AM

What does a nosey pepper do?

Get jalapeno business!

05-11-2016, 07:13 AM	#606
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05-17-2016, 12:26 AM	#609
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Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,043 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	I love popsicle stick jokes! Where does the catcher sit for dinner? Behind the plate!

06-03-2016, 09:30 PM	#612
ksrainbow Member How Do You Identify?: Valued Relationship Status: UNO Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Kansas Posts: 773 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,759 Thanked 2,197 Times in 573 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Cows is Kansas... What do you call a grumpy cow? Moo-dy! What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? Laughing stock! What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A Moo-sician! Ks-

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ksrainbow Member How Do You Identify?: Valued Relationship Status: UNO Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Kansas Posts: 773 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,759 Thanked 2,197 Times in 573 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Cows in Kansas... There are these two country farmers milking their cows. While the one farmer is milking, a fly zooms into the cows ear. The cow starts jumping around, shaking its head and mooing. He tries to steady the cow and suddenly it settles down. He looks down and sees the fly swimming in the milk pail. He turns to his friend and asks “Golly, how’d that fly get down there so fast?” His friend replies… “IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE UDDER!” Ks-

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ksrainbow Member How Do You Identify?: Valued Relationship Status: UNO Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Kansas Posts: 773 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,759 Thanked 2,197 Times in 573 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Puzzled... On a shopping trip to the city, a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished. “Look what I’ve done, Jess,” he said proudly to a visiting neighbor. “That’s surely somethin’, Willard. How long it take you?” “Only two weeks.” “Never done a puzzle myself,” Jess said. “Is two weeks fast?” “Darn tootin’,” Willard said. “Look at the box. It says, ‘From two to four years.'”

07-28-2016, 07:46 AM	#620
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