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Old 08-06-2010, 09:15 AM   #621
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I really don't like having to clean up all the blood spots I left on the carpet (and tile, too!!!) last night after I cut my foot (and then walked around not knowing I was bleeding). I sure hope this bottle of stain remover works on dried blood, too, because I see I might have missed a couple of spots.

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Old 08-06-2010, 10:01 AM   #623
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I really don't like having to clean up all the blood spots I left on the carpet (and tile, too!!!) last night after I cut my foot (and then walked around not knowing I was bleeding). I sure hope this bottle of stain remover works on dried blood, too, because I see I might have missed a couple of spots.

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you can use your own spittle to get blood out, just your own though. it's an enzyme thing
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Dolls. You know, the kind they sell on QVC, or in the backs of ladies' magazines? The kind people collect and put in glass cabinets.

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when my old girl goes into another heat. She is also shedding too. Poor thing has to be really uncomfortable. (I could not spay her when she was younger because she doesnt do anesthesia well.)
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you can use your own spittle to get blood out, just your own though. it's an enzyme thing
Wow, that'd be a lot of spit I'd have to come up with.

I really, really got it all over the place and didn't even notice it until I'd walked all over.

In the health care business, we all know that hydrogen peroxide is great for getting blood out of fabrics. I've used hydrogen peroxide to get blood out of my scrubs on occasion, so I know that works pretty good. I don't want to take a chance of it bleaching the color out of my carpet.

Thanks for the suggestion, tho. I shall keep it in mind.

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Peroxide will get blood out. Do a test spot first as it will bleach out some fabrics.

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I really don't like having to clean up all the blood spots I left on the carpet (and tile, too!!!) last night after I cut my foot (and then walked around not knowing I was bleeding). I sure hope this bottle of stain remover works on dried blood, too, because I see I might have missed a couple of spots.

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Wow, that'd be a lot of spit I'd have to come up with.

I really, really got it all over the place and didn't even notice it until I'd walked all over.

In the health care business, we all know that hydrogen peroxide is great for getting blood out of fabrics. I've used hydrogen peroxide to get blood out of my scrubs on occasion, so I know that works pretty good. I don't want to take a chance of it bleaching the color out of my carpet.

Thanks for the suggestion, tho. I shall keep it in mind.

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Try this....

It works GREAT and I've never had it bleach out fabric or carpet. I've used it on my jeans (after soaking it a bit) and light tan carpet after cutting my hand bad.

In the spirit of the thread... I really don't like how the Carolina Orange Clay stains my nice jeans and my feet never seem to stay clean since I moved to the farm.
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having to be patient about it. To quote the infamous Veruca Salt, "I don't care how, I want it now!"
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cleaning hot (exploded) melted cheese from the microwave...
If this should occur in the future (hopefully not, though), take a small bowl of water filled about half full and nuke it for a minute or so. The condensation will loosen anything really stuck in there. It works great on expoded hardboiled eggs, which are horrible to clean.

I really don't like that it took me so long to finish my appointments today. I hated waiting!

Instant gratification girl wants it NOW, dammit!
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I guess it makes them feel better about themselves.


Daggers are cliche. People are always playing cloaks and daggers or stabbing people in the back with one. That's why I use Chinese stars.



I really don't like getting ointment in my eye. Owie!

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