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Old 08-25-2011, 09:54 AM   #6501
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Me to a coworker who is about my size: "Oooh Penningtons has a sale on bras coming up, did I tell you already?"
Coworker: "Who does?"
Me: "Penningtons" (a fairly well known plus-size clothing store in our area)
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Me: blink, blink "oh..." "well... alrighty then"

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Old 08-25-2011, 03:50 PM   #6503
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*sigh* Some days, there are just no words.

Blink Blink, for sure. My Late HusButch, taught me, yes taught me, how
comfortable bras were that fit properly. Now her reason for teaching me this were self serving, but....lesson learned
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My body is on my mind. Stress is on my mind. Stress is making my body rebel. So.... I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of ... OK, not Oz. ... Phooey!
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After the Reunion, I'm taking 30 days before I even begin to think about next year's party.
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The Muscular Dystrophy Telethon sucks this year. Getting rid of Jerry Lewis??? WTF?????

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Old 09-05-2011, 07:12 PM   #6507
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I wanted to play some Pogo.com tonight.... but the good girl in me says I must get to bed early because of work tomorrow. Dammit.
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Old 09-05-2011, 08:35 PM   #6510
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How shocked people get when they push my asshole button and I go off on them. Dont ever mistake my kind, gentle nature for someone you can walk over or use So liars, game players, etc.. You have been forewarned

How I have grown over the years, and it took alot of "taking" things for me to put a stop to it.

How I am making positive changes in my life. And am looking forward to a positive future. And yes that means changing my job.

I am loving eating right. I havent had a soda in I dont know when. I feel better. Not tired all the time.
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I am going on hour #15 at my job.

Went in this morning at 7am and got off work just after 7pm. Went to dinner and came home to more work issues and have been sitting at this desk for a couple of hours now.

Normally, I would whine and moan about working such long hours and being exhausted. I'd probably be really stressed out tonight because I have at least 3 more hours worth of work ahead of me.

Tonight, though, I will pause and say "thanks" for my job. I have a great job in a struggling economy. I am compensated, rewarded, and treated with respect by my bosses and coworkers. I am interested in my job and most of all, I am GOOD at my job.

Last week, I received the third promotion in 2 years.

This was supposed to be a part-time "I don't give a shit" job. It was supposed to be no responsibility, no stress, no upward movement. It was supposed to just be a "thing" I did.

When I went full-time 6-months into the job, I realized that it was not a job but a career. A career getting PAID to geek out!

I am thankful for working with smart, mostly-evolved people who "get" me. I am thankful for the stability of my company.
I am thankful for being able to learn the shit I always thought I wasn't smart enough to learn.
I am thankful for a comfortable work environment.
I am thankful for a short commute.
I am thankful for the flexibility to come in and leave when I want to, to work from home when I want to, and to take off pretty much when I want to.

It makes the long hours and occasional weekends worth it. It wasn't supposed to be something that I loved but I am so very thankful that's what it turned out to be. <3
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There is a huge amount of change I am going to have to absorb in the next few weeks. Just the latest in a long line of change I have had to deal with at my job in the last two years, especially the last year. I am not on the winning side of this change, and that really saddens me and worries me. I just hope I can ride it out and find something new soon. I used to love my job. I have spent the last 9 years as a media relations professional. A media spokesperson. A mouthpiece, as they call it in my field. But now that is changing. I keep trying to tell myself it's a blessing. It is not the change that freaks me out. I am a highly trained crisis communicator. I usually handle change quite well. It's just the feeling I get of being robbed of something I truly love. But this the career path I chose. And I have to deal with it. Sorry if this is obtuse. Just still finding it hard to discuss.

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Did I mention that I had to drive back to my job at around 1am and am still here working?
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Did I mention that I had to drive back to my job at around 1am and am still here working?
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Old 09-07-2011, 02:51 AM   #6516
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My son started his first day of middle school today...and part of me wanted to snatch him off the school bus and run away with him. Gotta keep telling myself "Let go momma bear, he's growing up". Sigh...I don't have to LIKE it though, right?
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My son started his first day of middle school today...and part of me wanted to snatch him off the school bus and run away with him. Gotta keep telling myself "Let go momma bear, he's growing up". Sigh...I don't have to LIKE it though, right?
lol I remember my kids first day of preschool... I thought she would be upset...hell no,she turned and was like bye..all waving at 2.. I was upset and was like WTF... no tears :P
Now 4th grade she busts out with stuff im like ...where did she pick that up at :O
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Monogamy might be killing my sex drive.
She'll positively freak-the-fuck-out if I say this out loud.

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