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NJFemmie · 12-31-2009, 10:08 AM

I have like ... tons of PTO time I need to take before February - I could be off of work today. But NOOOOOOO .... I came in knowing damn well my car would slide all over the freakin' place because it HATES SNOW.

I could be home, warm, cuddled up, watching movies, playing wii, or napping with the Boo.

Three more hours.... just three more hours.....

Queerasfck · 12-31-2009, 11:50 AM

I'd like to tap that tonight.........

Gemme · 12-31-2009, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

Turasultana, in honor of you, hard at work today whilst others lolly-gag around doing nothing or things like staying in bed, drinking hot coffee, eating donuts I give you sad trombone. Feel free to use it anytime.

Dammit!

I, as another NYE worker, decided to take a peek.

Phooey.

IrishGrrl · 12-31-2009, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FeminineAllure

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell.

He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and

set about nailing it to a post on the edge of

his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the

post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked

down into the eyes of little boy.

"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your

puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat

off the back of his neck, "These puppies come

from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then

reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a

handful of change and held it up to the farmer.

"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take

a look?"

"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out

a whistle.. "Here, Dolly!" he called.

Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran

Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain

link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the

dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy

noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.

Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably

smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat

awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward

the others, doing its best to catch up...

"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the

runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said,

"Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able

to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence,

reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his

trousers.

In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down

both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made

shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir,

I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone

who understands."

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and

picked up the little pup

Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.

"How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge,"

answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love.."

The world is full of people who need someone who

understands..

Dammit!!! I'm crying again!!!

apretty · 12-31-2009, 07:34 PM

tonight we watch, 'a woman under the influence'.

we're on the best of the 70s kick.

plus, champs cocktails and good cheeses and bread. swooon.

JakeTulane · 12-31-2009, 07:43 PM

What ever happened to common courtesy and manners?

apretty · 12-31-2009, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeTulane

What ever happened to common courtesy and manners?

i know! i know! --they went the way of common sense!

Mister Bent · 12-31-2009, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeTulane

What ever happened to common courtesy and manners?

They died with Cary Grant.

Queerasfck · 12-31-2009, 09:49 PM

Chester can read!

Gemme · 12-31-2009, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

They died with Cary Grant.

I miss Archibald. He was the epitome of debonaire.

*sigh*

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

Chester can read!

I don't care who you are, that's just adorable.

apretty · 12-31-2009, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

Chester can read!

he writes, too.

..."every dog loves a fascist" --he wrote that, really he did!

suebee · 12-31-2009, 10:45 PM

It's past midnight in my time zone, and this poor ole needs to go to bed. Happy New Year everyone! WHY is ther no New Year's smilie? Hmmmmm?

Rook · 01-01-2010, 12:13 AM

I swear....
I was buzzing on meds, musing with my relatives after much new years Loving Huggies, if someone fucking punched Dick Clark....and he spit nuts and bolts, sporting a red eye? I'd sit back and mumble "figures"

morningstar55 · 01-02-2010, 06:52 AM

mawning.......... everyone well another new yrs eve and day has came and went...Its a new year a chance to start fresh in what ever you chose to do in your life. Ok .. now did yesterday feel like a sunday to any one......... or is it just me?? heh

suebee · 01-02-2010, 08:09 AM

My kitties smell so nice.....I wish they made fabric softener called "Georgie and Gracie".

hpychick · 01-02-2010, 11:46 AM

(X) Gone on a blind date
( ) Watched someone die
(X) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(X) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Hawaii
( ) Been to Europe
( ) Been to South America
( ) Been to Central America
( ) Been to Asia
( ) Been to Australia
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been on a helicopter
( ) Been on a cruise ship
( ) Visited all 50 states
(X) Been lost in a neighborhood I knew
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
(X ) Gone to Washington D.C.
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang karaoke
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made a prank phone call
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Gone ice-skating
(X) Been skinny dipping outdoor
( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
(X)Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
( ) Been deep sea fishing
( ) Driven across the United States
( ) Been in a hot air balloon
( ) Been sky diving
(X) Gone snowmobiling
( ) Lived in more than one country
(X) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(X) Seen a falling star and made a wish
( ) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
( ) Seen the Statue of Liberty
( ) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
( ) Traveled by train
(X) Traveled by motorcycle
(X) Been horse back riding
( ) Ridden on a San Francisco cable car
(X) Been to Disney World or Disney Land
(X) Believe in the power of prayer
( ) Been in a rain forest
(X) Seen whales in the ocean
(X) Been to Niagara Falls
( ) Ridden on an elephant
( ) Ridden a camel
(X) Swam with dolphins
( ) Been to the Olympics
( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China
( ) Saw and heard a glacier calve
( ) Been spinnaker flying
( ) Been water-skiing
(X) Been snow-skiing
( ) Been to Westminster Abbey
( ) Swam in the Mediterranean

weatherboi · 01-02-2010, 01:01 PM

I never noticed the Wii fitness trainer having a pony tail. Think I am gonna switch over to the female trainer.

Diva · 01-02-2010, 09:50 PM

I just need to claim dibs on 2010.......it's MY year....sorry.....it just IS......

suebee · 01-03-2010, 12:26 AM

So have you SEEN that game in the arcade - turbocharged penguins? I couldn't play it anymore than a couple of times. I felt so bad for the little penguins!

Eddie · 01-03-2010, 01:03 AM

I went to check my email just now and had a new message, which was from my local Burning Man group. The subject line read "Anyone have spandex and lasers for an event". While I knew what it was for, my friend sitting next to me saw the line and gave me the WTF look. I smiled and said "I do love my kinky freaky Burners".

12-31-2009, 10:08 AM	#641
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,424 Times in 2,978 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I have like ... tons of PTO time I need to take before February - I could be off of work today. But NOOOOOOO .... I came in knowing damn well my car would slide all over the freakin' place because it HATES SNOW. I could be home, warm, cuddled up, watching movies, playing wii, or napping with the Boo. Three more hours.... just three more hours..... __________________

12-31-2009, 11:50 AM	#642
Queerasfck Senior Member How Do You Identify?: still ballin' Relationship Status: Triple X Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: west side Posts: 2,544 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,716 Thanked 6,496 Times in 1,638 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Yes please I'd like to tap that tonight......... __________________ http://www.advertisingarchives.co.uk...28750fb328.jpg

12-31-2009, 09:49 PM	#649
Queerasfck Senior Member How Do You Identify?: still ballin' Relationship Status: Triple X Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: west side Posts: 2,544 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,716 Thanked 6,496 Times in 1,638 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Oh my! Chester can read! __________________ http://www.advertisingarchives.co.uk...28750fb328.jpg

12-31-2009, 10:45 PM	#652
suebee Member How Do You Identify?: TOWANDA! Preferred Pronoun?: Queen Bee Relationship Status: Good 'n married. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Eastern Canada. But if I make a wrong turn at the lights I get stopped by a border guard. Posts: 1,499 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,355 Thanked 2,759 Times in 820 Posts Rep Power: 16450091	*It's past midnight in my time zone, and this poor ole needs to go to bed. Happy New Year everyone! WHY is ther no New Year's smilie? Hmmmmm?* __________________ "Compassion, in which all ethics must take root, can only attain its full breadth and depth if it embraces all living creatures and does not limit itself to mankind." -Albert Schweitzer

01-01-2010, 12:13 AM	#653
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,183 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I swear.... I was buzzing on meds, musing with my relatives after much new years Loving Huggies, if someone fucking punched Dick Clark....and he spit nuts and bolts, sporting a red eye? I'd sit back and mumble "figures" __________________

12-31-2009, 07:34 PM	#645
apretty Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: sea shell Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: san diego Posts: 1,687 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,927 Thanked 4,377 Times in 1,015 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	tonight we watch, 'a woman under the influence'. we're on the best of the 70s kick. plus, champs cocktails and good cheeses and bread. swooon.

12-31-2009, 07:43 PM	#646
JakeTulane Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Mr. Prickly Porcupine Preferred Pronoun?: Butch - Hy, Hym, Hys Relationship Status: She has softened My quills Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Permanently Banned 8/8/2011 Posts: 4,880 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,221 Thanked 5,264 Times in 2,732 Posts Rep Power: 0	What ever happened to common courtesy and manners?

01-02-2010, 06:52 AM	#654
morningstar55 Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme,she Preferred Pronoun?: she,her, Relationship Status: very single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: western NY Posts: 3,809 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,280 Thanked 4,241 Times in 1,845 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	mawning.......... everyone well another new yrs eve and day has came and went...Its a new year a chance to start fresh in what ever you chose to do in your life. Ok .. now did yesterday feel like a sunday to any one......... or is it just me?? heh __________________ -------------------------------------------- life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who dont, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance take it... if it changes your life let it.

01-02-2010, 08:09 AM	#655
suebee Member How Do You Identify?: TOWANDA! Preferred Pronoun?: Queen Bee Relationship Status: Good 'n married. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Eastern Canada. But if I make a wrong turn at the lights I get stopped by a border guard. Posts: 1,499 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,355 Thanked 2,759 Times in 820 Posts Rep Power: 16450091	*My kitties smell so nice.....I wish they made fabric softener called "Georgie and Gracie".* __________________ "Compassion, in which all ethics must take root, can only attain its full breadth and depth if it embraces all living creatures and does not limit itself to mankind." -Albert Schweitzer

01-02-2010, 11:46 AM	#656
hpychick Member How Do You Identify?: Feminine with a hammer Preferred Pronoun?: Girly Stuff Relationship Status: Jesse's Girl. She asked! I said yes! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minneapolis! Or as I like to call it - Many Happiness! Posts: 1,364 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,387 Thanked 1,417 Times in 499 Posts Rep Power: 15817344	(X) Gone on a blind date ( ) Watched someone die (X) Been to Canada ( ) Been to Mexico (X) Been to Florida ( ) Been to Hawaii ( ) Been to Europe ( ) Been to South America ( ) Been to Central America ( ) Been to Asia ( ) Been to Australia (X) Been on a plane (X) Been on a helicopter ( ) Been on a cruise ship ( ) Visited all 50 states (X) Been lost in a neighborhood I knew (X) Been on the opposite side of the country (X ) Gone to Washington D.C. (X) Swam in the ocean (X) Cried yourself to sleep (X) Played cops and robbers (X) Recently colored with crayons (X) Sang karaoke (X) Paid for a meal with coins only (X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (X) Made a prank phone call (X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose. (X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue (X) Danced in the rain (X) Written a letter to Santa Claus (X) Been kissed under the mistletoe (X) Watched the sunrise with someone (X) Blown bubbles (X) Gone ice-skating (X) Been skinny dipping outdoor ( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch (X)Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans ( ) Been deep sea fishing ( ) Driven across the United States ( ) Been in a hot air balloon ( ) Been sky diving (X) Gone snowmobiling ( ) Lived in more than one country (X) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets (X) Seen a falling star and made a wish ( ) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser ( ) Seen the Statue of Liberty ( ) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle ( ) Traveled by train (X) Traveled by motorcycle (X) Been horse back riding ( ) Ridden on a San Francisco cable car (X) Been to Disney World or Disney Land (X) Believe in the power of prayer ( ) Been in a rain forest (X) Seen whales in the ocean (X) Been to Niagara Falls ( ) Ridden on an elephant ( ) Ridden a camel (X) Swam with dolphins ( ) Been to the Olympics ( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China ( ) Saw and heard a glacier calve ( ) Been spinnaker flying ( ) Been water-skiing (X) Been snow-skiing ( ) Been to Westminster Abbey ( ) Swam in the Mediterranean __________________ *~~greeting the world one cup of coffee at a time~~* http://www.waterfyi.com/wp-content/u...nn-300x168.jpg

01-02-2010, 01:01 PM	#657
weatherboi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Owned boy Preferred Pronoun?: Hey boy!!! Relationship Status: counting freckles slowly under Her direction!!! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: i have 2 sets of geographic coordinates!!! Posts: 6,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26,797 Thanked 12,558 Times in 2,992 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I never noticed the Wii fitness trainer having a pony tail. Think I am gonna switch over to the female trainer.

01-02-2010, 09:50 PM	#658
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,179 Times in 5,238 Posts Rep Power: 0	*I just need to claim dibs on 2010.......it's MY year....sorry.....it just IS......*

01-03-2010, 12:26 AM	#659
suebee Member How Do You Identify?: TOWANDA! Preferred Pronoun?: Queen Bee Relationship Status: Good 'n married. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Eastern Canada. But if I make a wrong turn at the lights I get stopped by a border guard. Posts: 1,499 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,355 Thanked 2,759 Times in 820 Posts Rep Power: 16450091	*So have you SEEN that game in the arcade - turbocharged penguins? I couldn't play it anymore than a couple of times. I felt so bad for the little penguins!* __________________ "Compassion, in which all ethics must take root, can only attain its full breadth and depth if it embraces all living creatures and does not limit itself to mankind." -Albert Schweitzer

01-03-2010, 01:03 AM	#660
Eddie Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Don't matter Relationship Status: Meh Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Why is it hot in here and what am I doing in this hand basket Posts: 151 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1 Thanked 68 Times in 27 Posts Rep Power: 219424	I went to check my email just now and had a new message, which was from my local Burning Man group. The subject line read "Anyone have spandex and lasers for an event". While I knew what it was for, my friend sitting next to me saw the line and gave me the WTF look. I smiled and said "I do love my kinky freaky Burners".