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Old 04-18-2012, 03:52 PM   #641
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The girl who has a permanent smirk and sounds like she's making a heavy breathing phone call
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Old 04-18-2012, 04:00 PM   #642
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The classes that are supposed to be offered during summer semester are not being offered now. Sooo...I'm now lucky to be able to have just ONE class during summer.
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Old 04-18-2012, 04:01 PM   #643
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Comeing back from the grosery store and finding out my mayo and cheese sause didnt make into the buggy,I had to go back and get new ones..free of corse as the store baggs and carries the stuff to the car.
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And this.On monday when I was going to rehab I went in the side entrance insted of the frunt of the building,not far from there is the smokeing area for anyone who still smokes.As I passed a couple of employees of the hospitial made some really nasty fag comments as I walked by,I wasnt in the mood to deal with such jerks cause I was late already getting there.When I finaly got in to the rehab clinic lo and be hold two of the ashats were working in that department.Nothing was said by either of us untill one was assinged to my case that day and refused to assist the rehab tech( I think he was new and in some sort of training program) any how the tech told him to go to the office and wait for him..so while I was doint my exersise the boss came in.I can only gess at what was said to the kid but I do know I got an appology from the head of rehab and the kid and friends got walking papers on the spot.
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Arrow Grrr...

When people are so transparently manipulative that it comes across as just plain pathetic and weak...*sigh*....ok, rants over.
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Last minute cancellations, unless you are sick my time is just as important as yours
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Stupid red tape and big brother complex of a local property manager. Argh!!!

Seriously? I have references. Decent credit. And I've only ever gotten a few traffic tickets... DAMMIT, I'm not a terrorist! I swear, these aren't bombs under my shirt! I just want to rent an apartment!! ... Though, if it's this much trouble. Maybe I don't want to rent THEIR apartment. *sigh*

... *sincerely mad pout going on here, y'all*
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Old 04-20-2012, 06:13 PM   #649
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A daft dude who has relapsed and was acting out all sorts of shite in the meeting tonight.

He was a wonderful example to the rest of us there. I hope he comes back to the fold again.
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It's 4/20, blah blah, everyone who cares is getting high...

... but this is a non-smoking building, and the foyer was practically dewy with the result of everyone's recreational puffing. I got a contact high walking up the stairs and a splitting headache.

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I don't appreciate taking time out of my morning to listen to somebody and be there for them when they're upset, and as soon I need to talk to them about something, they're completely unreachable. Everyone unloads on me and then fucks right off when I need them.
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What pissed you off today?

I go to the Dariy Queen to buy a Hot Fudge Sunday. The girl says "That will be $4.17." I hand her $10.00. She hands me back .83 cents. I say "I gave you a Ten." She looks at me with that question mark over her head look and then it seems like a light bulb went off and she says "Oh Yeah!" and goes back to the register and comes back with three singles. I say again a little louder (ok a lot louder haha) "I handed you a ten dollar bill!!" She again has the question mark face look and looks at the three singles I have not taken and goes back in the register for awhile. By this point I am very loud when I say. You owe me $5.83. She then comes back with my five. This is our High School education in it's finest!!!!!
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What pissed me off today? Easy, my damn depression getting the best of me! Go away grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Having to spend half my day cleaning up my coworker's mess from yesterday. The bonus? I get to do it again on Saturday.

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sooooo sry gemme ..i faced the same thing w.my staff.. except i have 6 ppl to clean up after not a happy camper lol
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People who flip me off when driving. I'm innocent!!!!!
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more like what isnt pissing me off today
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my mechanic is on his way out of state... I only have a 3 day weekend in this county....uggg, guess next week the rattle at 60 mph will rattle the fillings in my teeth again
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another fox, after my poor hens!

at least i had my pants on this time . Bastard!
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What pissed you off today?

I go to the Dariy Queen to buy a Hot Fudge Sunday. The girl says "That will be $4.17." I hand her $10.00. She hands me back .83 cents. I say "I gave you a Ten." She looks at me with that question mark over her head look and then it seems like a light bulb went off and she says "Oh Yeah!" and goes back to the register and comes back with three singles. I say again a little louder (ok a lot louder haha) "I handed you a ten dollar bill!!" She again has the question mark face look and looks at the three singles I have not taken and goes back in the register for awhile. By this point I am very loud when I say. You owe me $5.83. She then comes back with my five. This is our High School education in it's finest!!!!!

Yup sadly this is so true of today. When i worked at the resort back when the kids would always slide the money to me for me to count for their purchase, i would slidddddeeee it back and make them count out what they owed me. Then make them stand there while we counted out the change together. Money counting lessons at a campground counter, pretty sad.

Also when i went back to college a few years ago i was appalled (and so was the professor) to see how many kids and just graduated college and had no idea how to do long division, or subtraction, one kid goes "what is this borrowing you keep talking about"



So that pissed me off for the education system !
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