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Old 11-25-2011, 02:42 PM   #6721
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How do all those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
I wonder about that when I'm laying in the bath and every Autumn the bathroom lightshade always needs cleaning from the Summer infestation. How do they get in the house with all the insect repellent herbal satchets I have and 5 cats?! I'm often praised on having a bug free house, lol!
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Old 11-25-2011, 03:00 PM   #6722
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I was trying on some clothes this afternoon, in a department store. The 4 full length mirrors and the ultra bright flourescent tubed lighting. My first thought as I stood there in my bra and panties and black thorlo socks was how washed out my skin color was. No wonder people lay in those tanning beds.

Then the shocker silver roots! I pay all that money for a color specialist to inter-twine three colors of light brown to blonde into my own medium brown hair, but there is no stopping the silver. I don't think I ever noticed
it like this before. Suddenly, I didn't like any of the clothes I was trying on
because I wasn't liking my hair.

My hair is all one length now. It took two painful years to grow out. It may also be the longest it's been in the last 25 years. Maybe it's time for a radical color change to a great shade of silver. Just not blue.
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Old 11-25-2011, 03:25 PM   #6723
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I am wondering how I will ever get this splinter out of my right butt cheek.

I was wood working on the back patio - such a beautiful day outside. I was having so much fun ... and now this! Scooted on my butt across a plywood panel and it's in deep. Damn! It only hurts when I sit down.

I am trying to figure out who I am going to ask to help me. I cannot remove it myself. Can't get to it, already tried.

I am so tired ... and this splinter has made me cranky!

Thinking a nap will help me right about now ... maybe the good fairy who removes splinters will visit me while I sleep. LOL! (wishful thinking)
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I am wondering how I will ever get this splinter out of my right butt cheek.

I was wood working on the back patio - such a beautiful day outside. I was having so much fun ... and now this! Scooted on my butt across a plywood panel and it's in deep. Damn! It only hurts when I sit down.

I am trying to figure out who I am going to ask to help me. I cannot remove it myself. Can't get to it, already tried.

I am so tired ... and this splinter has made me cranky!

Thinking a nap will help me right about now ... maybe the good fairy who removes splinters will visit me while I sleep. LOL! (wishful thinking)
Having grown up around horses and worked on a dairy, and having the rear that I do...I have had more than one splinter in my butt.

A long soak in a hot bath with Epsom salts will help it work its own way out....seriously.

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Wondering if the little dog really does read my mind sometimes... would certainly explain how she always knows it's bath time or time for her nails to be trimmed before I even get off the couch ... hmmm ...
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Was thinking about the name with which I was almost bestowed on the day of my birth. Had I been named 'Marina'...rather than Lisa...would I have grown to be a different person?

Should I have been given a more 'girly' name...might I have evolved into a 'girly' girl? Or would I simply have been butch with a silly name for a butch? (apologies to all butches named 'Marina'...I am sure you are all wonderful butch 'Marinas')
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I'm going to buy a new car (well, ok a 2010 but new to me!) next week-end... am thinking either a Dodge Charger or a Dodge Nitro.... anybody have an opinion on either? PM me if you.... I will appreciate any feedback!
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You made me Laugh Out Loud. I have often wondered that myself.

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Had the funniest thing happen last night...... I was bent over pulling up my pant leg in the bar, showing part of my tattoo. Next thing I know a woman smacked me on the ass! Total stranger.... All I could do was laugh. Got to say that was a first for me.
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Really, I am completely facinated with this whole studded tire thing....
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Plenty of those here in Buffalo,lol.
The two snowiest states I've lived didn't allowed chains or studs. I have a 4 wheel drive vehicle so I don't either one is necessary for me...love the sound they make though.
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