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Why do watermelons have big fancy weddings???
They cantaloupe.
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A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender says, "Dry?" The Germans says "Nein, just one."
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How do you fix a broken tomato?
Tomato paste.
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What do you get
when you cross a pair of pants with a dictionary? Smarty pants.
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