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Old 12-03-2011, 12:29 PM   #6801
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it's Saturday night and I am so comfy to stay home , not to have to put make up on , get dress and go out . When I am looking back ,I was always comfy the same way , I even avoided in the past some dates since I didn't want to get all doll up . I don't think this has to do anything with age . I actually dislike make up and for the past six months I put make up on twice for business purposes .

It simply feels good to be comfy . I am happy that I am not obligated to please my partner , I need to stay single . I am tired of be pleasing someone with very little in return . My next date will be in my jump suit with glasses on and they can take it or leave it .
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Went holiday shopping before work today at a local store hosting a wine tasting. Yay, wine before breakfast! *lol* Got some great deals for family and friends and self (yay, me), tasted a LOT of different wines AND ... had a lovely buzz going when I wandered into the office later this afternoon. What's on my mind is, it's a shame drinking at work is frowned upon... it SO improves my attitude at having to be here on a Saturday.
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Just thinking about my future, where I want to get away to in April and will be meeting someone special or will I be taking someone special with me.
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My youngest child's Mom's cancer is back, again. 3rd time for her to go though chemo.

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How to make pretty centerpieces with a mason jar centered on a mirror the main focal point.. Saw this image below and thought something similar with blue and purple flowers would be nice, like perhaps silk flowers? Hmm.. Still have to manage a tealight somewhere!

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i went to a bar the other eve and met two femmes.. we decided to go get a bit to eat and some coffee.. i one my bike they in thier car stopped at a red light the feem on the passenger side jumps out an onto my bike..lil shocked but i road on the the restraunt.. during this time the femme behing me was feeling all up between my legs an stuff.. um i was wearing my "proper pac/soft pac".. she wispered in my ear.."aww how cute your wearing your baby shoes" ok so is that what femmes call a soft pac? cause there is nothing baby about me.. and it made me wonder sence that time..
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Yesterday, one of my employees asked me if it was frustrating to have to answer so many questions each day. I explained to her that it was a lot like being on a game show, without the fancy cars or cash prizes.
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it's Saturday night and I am so comfy to stay home , not to have to put make up on , get dress and go out . When I am looking back ,I was always comfy the same way , I even avoided in the past some dates since I didn't want to get all doll up . I don't think this has to do anything with age . I actually dislike make up and for the past six months I put make up on twice for business purposes .

It simply feels good to be comfy . I am happy that I am not obligated to please my partner , I need to stay single . I am tired of be pleasing someone with very little in return . My next date will be in my jump suit with glasses on and they can take it or leave it .
You know what happens when you're wearing a jump suit.

It's been years since I wore makeup. Nobody at work seems to care. Now, when I try to put it on, I look like a clown.
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i went to a bar the other eve and met two femmes.. we decided to go get a bit to eat and some coffee.. i one my bike they in thier car stopped at a red light the feem on the passenger side jumps out an onto my bike..lil shocked but i road on the the restraunt.. during this time the femme behing me was feeling all up between my legs an stuff.. um i was wearing my "proper pac/soft pac".. she wispered in my ear.."aww how cute your wearing your baby shoes" ok so is that what femmes call a soft pac? cause there is nothing baby about me.. and it made me wonder sence that time..
I have never heard a soft pac referred to as "baby shoes" before, that is definitely a new one for me, i just call it like it is- sexy!
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I have never heard a soft pac referred to as "baby shoes" before, that is definitely a new one for me, i just call it like it is- sexy!
lol i didnt know if i should be mad about it or not!! if ya call my pac cute ill be pissed, if ya call my bike cute ill be pissed,, just confussed the hell outta me but it wouldnt be the first time a femme confused me .
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I was in Sam's club yesterday and I was next in line (all I had was chick peas) Some non english speaking man went into a rage while checking out. His voice became louder and louder and louder. His body language was arms flinging and finger pointing. The customer service supervisor came over and locked down the register immediately and removed the two employees the rage seemed to be directed at. They walked swiftly thru the tire department and I never saw them again. The service desk announced something over the intercom and many store associates came to the front of the store. I watched the cashiers punch in some codes on the registers and back away from the little space they work in. The store was totally silent except for this man who was SCREAMING (no exaggeration) my heart began to race. I put the chick peas down and got the hell out of that line. Many people were doing that. I was moving towards the back of the store and I noticed two Sam's employees at each of the emergency exits. Soon, the noise level returned to what a store sounds like. I left and bought nothing. what the hell just happened.
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