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Old 12-05-2015, 07:04 PM   #681
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So I'm in wal-mart enoying a little Christmas shopping..when I hear a whirring noise getting close really FAST..i look just in time to see a woman at least twice my size in a metal electric cart going full speed..just about to SLAM into me. I have just enough time to hold up my hand in the "stop" position and say "NOOOOOOO!!!!' She slams right into me at full speed and pins me against the metal shelving. She nervously fumbles and tries to back up and instead goes forward and squashes me MORE into the metal shelving. I cannot breathe and the PAIN!!! ODG!! I scream "Get OFFF OF MEE!!!!" Finally, she gets it backed off of me and claims it malfunctioned as the handles fell off the dang thing..I have to chuckle at this scenario now..But it wasn't too funny at the time. LOL
Was it a butch woman in the cart at least???? (laughing here)
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So I'm in wal-mart enoying a little Christmas shopping..when I hear a whirring noise getting close really FAST..i look just in time to see a woman at least twice my size in a metal electric cart going full speed..just about to SLAM into me. I have just enough time to hold up my hand in the "stop" position and say "NOOOOOOO!!!!' She slams right into me at full speed and pins me against the metal shelving. She nervously fumbles and tries to back up and instead goes forward and squashes me MORE into the metal shelving. I cannot breathe and the PAIN!!! ODG!! I scream "Get OFFF OF MEE!!!!" Finally, she gets it backed off of me and claims it malfunctioned as the handles fell off the dang thing..I have to chuckle at this scenario now..But it wasn't too funny at the time. LOL
I am sorry that you were hurt but your story made my laugh and laugh.
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So it is..right now I'm just people watching...and someone's car alarm went on....now it went off.
Hurry up honey,ahhh,Saturday night munchies.
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Old 12-05-2015, 07:40 PM   #684
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Tessa......please tell me you were not in the ice cream aisle!
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Had dinner at the old fashioned soda shop. Had the best peppermint shake!

Chased it with a cap of cough syrup...yucky!
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So...home all day doing the usual laundry blah blah blah...I decide to get myself all leathered out and had a blst. Danced my ass off all by myself. Of course I did have a few.. .but what fun!
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NH, nope, worse...I was squashed into the metal shelves at the feminine hygiene products aisle...They store them on a back wall in a strange spot.

And Homo..I wish I could say she had been butch but alas - I couldn't get that lucky!

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NH, nope, worse...I was squashed into the metal shelves at the feminine hygiene products aisle...They store them on a back wall in a strange spot.

And Homo..I wish I could say she had been butch but alas - I couldn't get that lucky!

This story is becoming too hilarious! You are so funny! I am laughing and laughing.
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Just finishing up my Christmas Cards and reading, nothing to exciting! What the rest of y'all up to??
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Just finishing up my Christmas Cards and reading, nothing to exciting! What the rest of y'all up to??
Hey buddy, I am just relaxing in my recliner with the kitties. There is some Christmas fun in the village near by but I didn't want to go by myself.

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Getting ready for company arriving tomorrow night! Thank god they are NOT staying here!

Chad, perhaps we should hold a "cooking party", an event where everyone brings an item to cook and share, sounds like a plan to me! If we're lucky, there might even be leftovers
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I am in buddy! All I need is my grill and smoker. Luckily I have a truck!
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Happy Saturday night! I am resting after all the holiday festivities. A cocktail and movie is all I need tonight.

Of course if Valerie Bertinelli wants to stop by and make snacks I would be cool with that.

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Yes really it's Saturday but for some reason it seems like a Sunday!

Not doing much, staying close to home, perhaps a little online shopping using the Amazon gift cards I received! Pretty exciting stuff hey..hehehehe

What are the rest of you's doing this Saturday night? Inquiring minds want to know
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I had a wonderful Saturday day...got stuff done around the house and then took the dogs for a nice walk in Chimney Rock...

I came home and made myself a nice dinner and I'm relaxing with a sappy movie...it was a wonderful day..
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Saturday night - I am home tonight. I plan to work on chores and watch TV. It is cold and rainy here so I am pleased to be home with the kitties.

It does feel like Sunday.
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It does feel like Sunday, which is making tomorrow feel already like bonus Sunday.
I'm reading a good book, doing a little bit of paperwork for work stuff, hanging out with the teenager. We might get into day four of an ongoing Monopoly game soon. A friend called to see if I wanted to go see an acoustic set at a pub nearby but that would have meant getting dressed, so, no.
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