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Old 07-12-2011, 03:42 PM   #7041
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5 Deadly terms used by a woman..1. FINE..this is the word women use to end an argument, when they know they are right and you should be quiet. 2..NOTHING..means something and you need to be worried.. 3..GO AHEAD..this is a dare, not permission..DO NOT DO IT. 4..WHAT-EVER..is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU. 5.. THAT'S OK..she is thinking long and hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake......

I am sure this is posted on here somewhere...but I couldn't resist sharing again when a friend shared with me on FB!
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5 Deadly terms used by a woman..1. FINE..this is the word women use to end an argument, when they know they are right and you should be quiet. 2..NOTHING..means something and you need to be worried.. 3..GO AHEAD..this is a dare, not permission..DO NOT DO IT. 4..WHAT-EVER..is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU. 5.. THAT'S OK..she is thinking long and hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake......

I am sure this is posted on here somewhere...but I couldn't resist sharing again when a friend shared with me on FB!
So true , hahahahaha. Thanks wimsy.
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I get grossed out when I go to the bathroom at work and someone is in the "poop stall" talking on their cell phone while crapping.
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Why does the new Winnie the Pooh Movie Trailer make me feel all warm and fuzzy...Perhaps its the song??
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:27 AM   #7050
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Da Momma has been visiting going on 2 weeks now. I am tired of doing laundry, planning and cooking meals, and running out at 6 am for the morning paper.

It is also a bit annoying when she strides a half mile ahead of me on our walks. I'm 27 years younger....you'd think I could keep up with her pace

But, I love the company and how she insists on cleaning the house everyday. I might just have to keep her for that!
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i'm starving so to torture my self that much more, i'm slow cooking pork strip's in tomatoes, onion, crushed red pepper and an assortment of other spices..MMM..burrito city baby..
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I haven't figured this out yet:

You know how cold is supposed to contract, and heat expand? Well, how come when a container of liquid freezes, it expands sometimes clear out the top, or it puffs out because the lid is there?

Why would the liquid expand from the cold??
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Do you ever spend a day with your ex-lover? I do a lot. Sometimes I have the bittersweet thought, "Why did we ever part?" And sometimes I think, "jésuchrísto, get this babe OUT of my car."
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