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Old 01-22-2010, 08:12 PM   #701
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Funny Gemme!! I'm feverish but I can still thread stalk people!
The dogs sleep in the kitchen at night. We have a gate we put across the door so they stay in there. At night I set up their big comfy bed and blankets. Once they are put to "bed" if one of us goes in the kitchen they get a little excited because they think it's time to get up.
Ahhhhhh.....it's becoming clear to me now. You are practicing the art of letting sleeping dogs lie. Got it!

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Why am I seeing dozens of the same advertisement for this asinine movie, Tooth Fairy with THE ROCK?!?!

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Old 01-22-2010, 08:53 PM   #702
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IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.



IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT..

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED..

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
* A JOB,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
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* CREDIT CARDS,
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* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT


Whats Up With That ???
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Old 01-22-2010, 09:02 PM   #703
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Glad you found us. It took me awhile to find them too. They all sneaked off without telling us.

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YAY!!! This must mean you got my mail.
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Old 01-22-2010, 11:08 PM   #705
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Glad you found us. It took me awhile to find them too. They all sneaked off without telling us.

It's ok cause I already yelled at them for it.

I was kind, I told her......late, but I did.
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Old 01-24-2010, 06:44 PM   #706
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Yes, everyone just kind of snuck off and wolfy gave me a heads up... lol...

what is on my mind:
I must finish cleaning the house and my car
How am I going to survive the next five days?
and sex...

It's great to see all my buddies again!
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Wishing I could take the pregnancy nauseated feeling away from the Mrs. so she wouldnt have to feel it .
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When am I going to stop having Kidney Stones? It has been one a day since Christmas. UGH!
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When am I going to stop having Kidney Stones? It has been one a day since Christmas. UGH!
jesus christ! i'd be screaming in pain from 30 kidney stones. how do you even manage to post?

i might stab my eye out if i had one kideny stone a day for thirty days.

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The kidney stones are coming from BOTH kidneys. I have been using a ball to squeeze when one passes. There is really nothing the doctor can do, or so she says. I am taking pain med. for it, but it just is so annoying. I have been collecting them. They are made of calcium mainly. So my diet has changed again. Oy. I have had 4 cat scans, blood work, and an MRI. I want to be put out of this misery like yesterday. It is just so painful.

On my mind now:

According to the news on msn - 1. Ted Haggard is now "free" of his gay compulsions. Is that what we have compulsions? Oy vey.

2. 2nd Pregnant Man is Scott Moore, 30, of California. He is married to his partner Thomas. They are expecting a boy next month, and plan on naming him Miles.
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