|
08-19-2011, 08:08 PM
|
#7281 | |
|
Guest
|
Quote:
Dogs have masters, cats have staff! |
|
|
| The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to For This Useful Post: |
|
08-19-2011, 08:11 PM
|
#7282 |
|
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
Posts: 6,627
Thanks: 10,972
Thanked 21,384 Times in 4,808 Posts
Rep Power: 21474858   |
|
|
|
| The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to dixie For This Useful Post: |
|
08-20-2011, 06:35 AM
|
#7283 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
confused Relationship Status:
YEEHAW!!! 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Here
Posts: 131
Thanks: 51
Thanked 141 Times in 56 Posts
Rep Power: 602026 |
All these kittens make me warm and fuzzy inside. You now know my weakness.
__________________
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window~Author Unknown Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. ~Author Unknown Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. ~Author Unknown  |
|
|
|
| The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Jeep For This Useful Post: |
|
08-20-2011, 06:53 AM
|
#7284 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
femme Relationship Status:
The glass slipper shattered and I can't stop staring at the shards.
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Canada
Posts: 204
Thanks: 930
Thanked 223 Times in 92 Posts
Rep Power: 6576866 |
Leaving for vacation. Try not to burn the place down while I'm gone. :P
__________________
All the diamonds in this world that mean anything to me are conjured up by wind and sunlight sparkling on the sea. -Bruce Cockburn- |
|
|
|
| The Following User Says Thank You to Janny For This Useful Post: |
|
08-20-2011, 12:32 PM
|
#7285 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
. 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: .
Posts: 1,858
Thanks: 2,258
Thanked 2,574 Times in 889 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 |
|
|
|
|
|
08-20-2011, 12:44 PM
|
#7286 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
femme Relationship Status:
Married 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Seattle
Posts: 655
Thanks: 465
Thanked 701 Times in 253 Posts
Rep Power: 3646036 |
I hope my chicken enchiladas come out right!!!
Dinner party later and I'm nervous 
|
|
|
|
|
08-20-2011, 03:08 PM
|
#7287 |
|
In memory of
How Do You Identify?:
self proclaimed ruler of nekid monday's Preferred Pronoun?:
Hey you.. Relationship Status:
busy.. 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: over there~~>
Posts: 398
Thanks: 712
Thanked 803 Times in 255 Posts
Rep Power: 10433810 |
i am fascinated by the "secrets i never told" website
__________________
DREAMS.... It is good to have an end to journey towards, but it is the journey that matters in the end. Ursula Le Guin |
|
|
|
| The Following User Says Thank You to Dreams For This Useful Post: |
|
08-20-2011, 04:25 PM
|
#7288 |
|
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Usually "Hello" Relationship Status:
Married and Bound to Tommi's kaijira (Ts_kaijira )  Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Suthun.... California that is. Across the ridge from Laguna Beach.
Posts: 8,151
Thanks: 13,621
Thanked 21,335 Times in 5,969 Posts
Rep Power: 21474860  |
» Online Users: 213
68 members and 145 guests 
|
|
|
|
|
08-20-2011, 05:20 PM
|
#7289 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?:
I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status:
Still loving my Mare ;) 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 4,683
Thanks: 1,343
Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts
Rep Power: 21474855 |
Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,"kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her "kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks over,lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food. The hillbillies' buddy says "ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it".....
.gif "Say What?")
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
08-20-2011, 05:28 PM
|
#7290 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
Princess Relationship Status:
Single, but sociable 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Mount Airy, NC
Posts: 4,226
Thanks: 14,554
Thanked 9,668 Times in 2,484 Posts
Rep Power: 21474856 |
Shhhhhh
you don't see me - I'm at work randomly posting but I'm invisible 
__________________
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Marcel Proust Turns whatever happens to you into a positive...  |
|
|
|
|
08-20-2011, 05:30 PM
|
#7291 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?:
I Relationship Status:
Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Maine
Posts: 1,654
Thanks: 1,324
Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851 |
Up until Silas, the dog I have now, I named all my pets Rudy. Cats, dogs, a snake, Bettas.
I really regret breaking the pattern with Silas because he is such a Rudy. 
__________________
Really? That's not funny to you? |
|
|
|
|
08-20-2011, 05:31 PM
|
#7292 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?:
I Relationship Status:
Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Maine
Posts: 1,654
Thanks: 1,324
Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851 |
I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
__________________
Really? That's not funny to you? |
|
|
|
| The Following User Says Thank You to tapu For This Useful Post: |
|
08-20-2011, 05:32 PM
|
#7293 | |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?:
I Relationship Status:
Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Maine
Posts: 1,654
Thanks: 1,324
Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851 |
Quote:
oh, okay. this is your boss but i won't tell anyone else that you're here.
__________________
Really? That's not funny to you? |
|
|
|
|
|
08-20-2011, 09:48 PM
|
#7294 |
|
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
Posts: 6,627
Thanks: 10,972
Thanked 21,384 Times in 4,808 Posts
Rep Power: 21474858 |
|
|
|
|
| The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to dixie For This Useful Post: |
|
08-20-2011, 09:58 PM
|
#7295 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Human Preferred Pronoun?:
left of right Relationship Status:
right of left Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: ]centered[
Posts: 321
Thanks: 587
Thanked 514 Times in 184 Posts
Rep Power: 2132875 |
|
|
|
|
|
08-20-2011, 10:06 PM
|
#7296 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Soft Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She, her Relationship Status:
Unavailable 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Oklahoma City
Posts: 2,436
Thanks: 3,378
Thanked 2,148 Times in 756 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 |
Cuz my heart is in Oklahoma and I aint...
Duran Duran - Leave A Light On
So come the evening I'm out on the dunes Looking for a token, something to prove All I remember is more than a flame In my fantasy, fire Whatever I've done to receive Whatever I need to redeem Whatever you say Even if I wait a lifetime I know, I swear If you leave a light on, if you leave a light on for me I'll come there You can leave a light on for me In comes the morning I'm stood in my track Looking at the reasons for me to head back So unexpected, the kindness you've shown That I will not forget it I know, I swear If you leave a light on, if you leave a light on for me I'll come there You can leave a light on for me You breathe the will into the weak And coach the cage bird to fly free You ease the lost cause out of me With your sweet hand to bring me home I'm not alone, oh, oh, oh I know, I swear If you leave a light on, if you leave a light on for me I'll come there You can leave a light on for me I know, I swear If you leave a light on, if you leave a light on for me I'll come there You can leave a light on for me
__________________
To forgive is to set the prisoner free, And then discover the prisoner was you. |
|
|
|
|
08-20-2011, 10:22 PM
|
#7297 |
|
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Her, etc Relationship Status:
Single 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Canada
Posts: 7,767
Thanks: 9,029
Thanked 13,024 Times in 4,784 Posts
Rep Power: 21474859 |
__________________
"When you fall off the wagon ... clutch the sides of it until you get a better grip!" 
|
|
|
|
| The Following User Says Thank You to Leigh For This Useful Post: |
|
08-21-2011, 07:48 AM
|
#7298 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?:
I Relationship Status:
Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Maine
Posts: 1,654
Thanks: 1,324
Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851 |
Wow, I just figured out that I can post dozens, nay hundreds, of photos in the gallery now! Let's see.... Who should they be of?
__________________
Really? That's not funny to you? |
|
|
|
| The Following User Says Thank You to tapu For This Useful Post: |
|
08-21-2011, 12:38 PM
|
#7299 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Relationship Status:
Single 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Outside
Posts: 2,299
Thanks: 3,828
Thanked 7,622 Times in 1,655 Posts
Rep Power: 21474852 |
Evian bottled water, Your name is 'naive' spelled backwards.. I see what you did there!
__________________
Unfinished Business & Open to Serendipity
|
|
|
|
| The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to VintageFemme For This Useful Post: |
|
08-21-2011, 12:46 PM
|
#7300 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Absolute Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
Toe curling :-)
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 2,382
Thanks: 1,792
Thanked 5,592 Times in 1,521 Posts
Rep Power: 21474854 |
According to the Museum of Sex, the vibrator was originally used as a medicinal treatment for female "hysteria" during the 19th century. The vibrator-induced orgasms helped doctors dissipate hysteria's anxiety-related symptoms.
Hooray for medicinal treatments!!! 
__________________
 無料のライブ
|
|
|
|
| The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to Duchess For This Useful Post: |
 |
| Tags |
| randomly, randomly post, stuff |
|
|
Linear Mode
