Corny jokes - Page 39

homoe · 07-01-2018, 07:22 AM

homoe · 07-07-2018, 07:58 AM

homoe · 07-08-2018, 08:24 AM

homoe · 07-08-2018, 08:39 AM

homoe · 07-08-2018, 08:49 AM

homoe · 07-08-2018, 09:32 AM

Why was the strawberry crying?

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Because its parents were in a jam!

homoe · 07-11-2018, 07:12 PM

homoe · 07-14-2018, 11:17 AM

homoe · 07-18-2018, 07:35 PM

Mopsie · 07-21-2018, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gotoseagrl

Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses!
Waiter: You certainly do, this is a restaurant!

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pony!
Doctor: Don't worry, you're just a little hoarse!

Told my client these jokes this morning - she loved them!

(I randomly click on pages in here and read her jokes when she comes in to get her meds.)

homoe · 07-24-2018, 05:55 PM

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LeftWriteFemme · 08-02-2018, 12:53 AM

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homoe · 08-03-2018, 11:52 AM

homoe · 08-03-2018, 11:57 AM

Brisa · 08-03-2018, 05:06 PM

.....The phone rings and the wife answers. A pervert, breathing heavy says "I bet you have a tight ass with no hair." (more heavy breathing)
Woman replies, "Yes I do-he's watching TV--whom shall I say is calling?"

homoe · 08-03-2018, 09:34 PM

Orema · 08-08-2018, 12:06 PM

So, a moth goes into a podiatrist's office and starts pouring out her heart. She says, my wife doesn't understand me, my kids don't appreciate me, and my boss expects me to work morning, noon, and night! What am I to do?

The podiatrist says, you should see a psychiatrist. Why come here?

The moth says, the light was on.

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Brisa Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Female Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Beach Haven NJ Posts: 3,476 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 900 Thanked 933 Times in 442 Posts Rep Power: 5197530	Brisa .....The phone rings and the wife answers. A pervert, breathing heavy says "I bet you have a tight ass with no hair." (more heavy breathing) Woman replies, "Yes I do-he's watching TV--whom shall I say is calling?"

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