The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

[Arwen]

The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary staff is proud to announce the opening of their new offices here on the Planet. As before, please suggest a word or situation that you feel needs defining. The The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary staff will search the archives, their souls, their shoes' soles, and all other available resources to provide a definition.

Past definitions will be posted here so that you can see how this works. Thank you for your time and attention to our grand opening.

[Arwen]

Threadstalking (Thred stal king) verb origin English from the Latin Stalkere, to watch

1) The act of going into someone's profile and hitting "see all posts by" and reading them. Sometimes compounded by publicly respondind to posts. Other times by sending PM's

Can be a hobby. Can also be a psychotic ex.

[Arwen]

Snarkimosity (snark eh moss it tee) n from the Greek Snarkea to bitch

1) Medical condition found in those who have had it up to here. Often seen in threads that will end up being Peached at some point.

2) A desire to speak one's mind without filter.

See also snarker, snarkee

[Ebon]

Originally Posted by Arwen

Threadstalking (Thred stal king) verb origin English from the Latin Stalkere, to watch

1) The act of going into someone's profile and hitting "see all posts by" and reading them. Sometimes compounded by publicly respondind to posts. Other times by sending PM's

Can be a hobby. Can also be a psychotic ex.

Thanks for telling me how to do this. muahahaha

[Arwen]

CFM (Cee Eff Emm) acronym from the Femmenese "To Make Him Sweat"

The acronym, CFM, stands for Come Fuck Me which alludes to the badonkadonk nature of this clothing item. Individuals of the femme persuasion who know the effect of this particular shoe are known by the sway of their hips.

CFM's are a piece of essential clothing for individuals of the femme persuasion. Some individuals of the butch persuasion have admitted to this staff member that CFM's are essential for them as well only not on their own foot.

Simply put, a CFM is a shoe with a heel. But there is more, so much more, that goes into classifying a shoe as a CFM. The heel must be over 2.5" in height. The body of the shoe needs to point and arch the foot in a "ouch that's got to hurt" manner and straps are a good thing in CFM's.

Many individuals of the butch persuasion try to evince invulnerability to the CFM, but often give themselves away by the glazed look in their eye along with the drooling.

Other names for CFM's are "Jesus shoes" as in "throw your legs up to Jesus" and "Sweet Holy Mother Of God" which is often what the individual of the butch persuasion will say when he sees an individual of the femme persuasion in 5" stiletto heels coming towards him.

[Arwen]

Thingie (thengh ee) n. From Basque "obscure"

A thingie is not, as some dear individuals of the butch persuasion seem to believe, a non-item. Thingies are very real.

Thingies are a bit confusing if you are not an individual of the femme persuasion because thingies change.

Often an individual of the femme persuasion is presented with an unfamiliar term such as socket wrench or monkey wrench or phillips head wrench. This causes a misfire in the brain of the individual of the femme persuasion called a "replaceiotis".

This misfire removes all unfamiliar terms and replaces it with the comfort zone word, thingie.

Hence, "Honey hand me that crescent wrench" is better phrased "Honey, hand me that thingy that has the moon thingie on the end." Those individuals of the butch persuasion who comprehend this replacement misfire will find themselves getting exactly what they want.

Now then, when an individual of the butch persuasion is asked, "Sweetheart, have you seen that thingy I need for my hair?" the correct response is, "Baby, your hair looks just fine."

Should the individual of the butch persuasion suspect in any way that the individual of the femme persuasion might be riding the pony soon, the only correct answer is, "Can I get you a glass of wine and some chocolate?"

Any attempts to decipher exactly what thingie the individual of the femme persuasion is seeking at that point could result in the butch losing something he is very attached to--permanently or strapped on.

Note: Stereotypes have been employed to mock. If you are not able to laugh at yourself, please go bye-bye,thanks and have a nice day.

[Arwen]

Whatchit (wah chit) n. From Butchesque "man scan"

A whatchit is not, as some dear individuals of the femme persuasion seem to believe, a non-item. Whatchits are very real. Whatchits have legs and can get up and move around.

When an individual of the butch persuasion stands in the doorway of any given room and looks from the left side to the right side (or the right side to the left side) in 15 seconds or less and says, "Babe? I can't find the whatchit" the individual of the femme persuasion is urged not to roll her eyes. Instead, the individual of the femme persuasion should gently ask, "Where else have you not looked, dear?"

Asking the individual of the butch persuasion to describe said whatchit is a waste of time for the individual of the femme persuasion or the best butch buddy. That answer always sounds something similar to "You know... about this big and you use it to open/close/find/remove/fix things."

is also not a recommended facial expression.

Note: Stereotypes have been employed to mock. If you are not able to laugh at yourself, please go bye-bye,thanks and have a nice day.

[Arwen]

Drama Llama (Drah Mah Lah Mah) n originally from Basque, DramadarieanAlpsGoat


1) Beast of burden that causes its rider to wail and shout and gnash their teeth. Repetition can also be seen when riding a Drama Llama

2) Drama Llama poo is useful for making threads flame and Peaches grow.

NOTE: Not recommended for the uninitiated

[Arwen]

Impeach (EM PEECH) aka "OH HOLY HELL I'VE SCREWED THE POOCH ON THIS ONE" n From the Enochian SORRYWONTDOTHATAGAIN

1) To be publicly wrist slapped by She Who Must Be Obeyed. Often occurs just after riding the Drama Llama one too many times. Can be fatal.


Please note: This refers to something that does not happen on this Planet but is here for archival purposes.

[Arwen]

FelinaPolaroidaphile (Fee Line Ah Po' Lah Royd File) n Latin in origin

1) One who can not control the impulse to snap a shot of their .... cat... and post it on the forums

See also, FelinaPolaroidalookeelou

[Arwen]

Dramadery (DRAH-MAH-DAY-REE) noun. A person who can live for months on the psychological angst generated from a single act of drama. Most often recognizable by the single large hump on their back, caused by carrying the weight of the world's abuse and misunderstanding on their poor overburdened shoulders
Clue-By-Four (klew bi fore) n. From the Carpenteria DANGBIGSTICK

1) Object to be applied when all else has failed.

example: "I tried to let hym know I wasn't interested, but I had to use the Clue-By-Four and spell it out for hym."

2) alternative usage; When you suddenly get something you weren't understanding.

See also - lighbulb moment


Original definition by KrystleH

[Arwen]

Diva (Dee vah) n from the Femme DivineWomanAmI

1) A Femme who knows her own worth and is not afraid to speak her mind, her heart and her soul.

2) Sometimes a real pain in the rear but always worth the time.

[Arwen]

Troll (Trole) sometimes n, sometimes v From the Saxon troller, to drag

1) n. A person who goes into a thread specifically to ride the Drama Llama. Usually instantly recognizable by the dromedary hump on their back. Prone to flame-outs and poor me sessions intermittently. Should be avoided at all costs.

example: That troll stirred up everyone with a rumor.

2) v. To cause drama for the sake of causing drama. See negative attention is still attention

example: OffRoadButch called Arwen on her trolling in the "Not a Poodle" thread.

[Arwen]

LURKER (lurh kurh) n From the Latin lurkero, to hide in the shadows

1) a) One who is not confident that their words will be heard.
b) One who fears being ridiculed.
c)One who is shy and may just need to be told where the safe threads are.
d) One who prefers to watch.

example: It is nearly impossible to be a good lurker on the Island Of Dreams


Please note: Island of Dreams is a thread from another site. An Island of Dreams thread does exist on the Planet but is different.

[Arwen]

U haul syndrome (YOU Hawl Sin Drome) n. Medical Term

1) A medical condition that more people need to suffer from. Symptoms include wanting to talk more, needing more time, not rushing into things.

Often conflicts with the NeedAUHaul syndrome.

Often causes rashes and fleas and excessive licking

example: She wanted to move in on the 2nd date which caused my UHaul Syndrome to flare up. The doctor got me some datebegone and I felt better almost immediately

[Arwen]

SOB (sob) n an anacronym for Someone Over Board

1) An individual who is over the top and doesn't stand down even when given every chance in the book.

Alternative, Some Odd Butch

1) An individual of the butch persuasion who exhibits bizarre behaviour that causes femmes to gather in small clusters

[Arwen]

Player (plai ah) n, From the Latin RottenScumous

1) A person who lives by the following rules:

1. Pay her/hym alot of attention up front.
2. Let everyone know you are interested in her/hym.
3. Be jealous and possessive.
4. Do this for about a week maybe two at the most.
5. Stop calling
6. Act as if you don't know her/hym
7. Start at step 1 with another femme/butch

[Arwen]

Badonkadonk (bah donk ah donk) n. From the Butch bodaciousbabealert

1) The nodding movement one of the butch persuaions's head makes when one of the femme persuasion who catches hys eye goes by. Often accompanied by mild drooling and incoherency.

example: gD went badonkadonk when Arwen's dress nearly fell off at the Bash

[Arwen]

FLAME (flayme) n or v From the Latin flamius to light something on fire

1) n. The act of searing someone with your words whether they needed it or not. Often found with the Drama Llama riders and Trolls. Sometimes out of control during Mercury retrogrades. Can be avoided by using the unsubscribe button or the little x in the upper right hand of the browser screen

See Impeach 'cause if you Flame, you are gonna get to know allll about being Peached!

[Arwen]

Loser (loo suhr) n. From the Greek Lossia to give away something good

1) Someone who used to date me.
2) Someone who used to date sweet_oc_grrl
3) An inDUHvidual who thinks they really are all that and talk about themselves until it is time to let you talk about them (kudos to the lovely MountainGirl aka SuperFemme for this funny line!)