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Old 07-16-2010, 08:21 PM   #61
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Electronic sign outside of Walgreens, at a busy intersection:

8:20 pm
100 degrees

I was soooo glad I didn't have to cross that street and go to Walgreens!!!

It's one of those signs that also advertises the sales, so the very next thing that flashed on it said "Box fans, $19.99." How appropriate, lol!
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This Carolina heat melted my Gummy Bears!!!!

Too bad it didn't COOK all these damn spiders and turn them to ash before I have to face my arachnophobia to get the house wiring fixed.
So... when it was over 100 last week, I had a stash of starburst on the floor of the go-kart (my lil runabout car).

Even in that heat, they are STILL perfect lil squares.

I think they get added to the twinkie/roach/nuclear survivor list.

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It is so hot that as soon as
I towel off after my shower,
I am soaking wet again!
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It's so hot, the sweat Melts off me!!
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It's hot enough to melt your skin if you step on asphalt bare footed. I actually saw this on the news the other night. A man took out across the road and got sever burns on his feet.

Also it was so hot here today I saw a tree chasing a dog!
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Tomorrow it will be 92* with a dew point of 78*.
I don't know whether to breathe or swim.
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Dear Kansas,

When did you change your name, and why wasn't I notified 72 hours in advance?

I spend my days with my skin as wet as if I had just gotten out of the shower, and I wear clothes as wet as if they had just come out of the washer. I cannot breathe when I go outside and my dining room is back up to 84 degrees, even with four fans, an air cleaner, and two air conditioners running non-stop.

You lured me in with a summer so cool and rainy it out-Seattled Seattle. You then teased me with Autumn signs in July and August. For three summers, you sheltered me with storms and clouds and lovely coolness. And now that I am settled in, Kansas, you have pulled a bait-and-switch on me? From out-Seattling Seattle, you expect me to accept out-Floriding Florida?

I call false advertising, Kansas! I cry foul!

Give me my money back.

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Default It's hot enough to melt...

...my GPS holder/thingy right off the window...
...also warped my Harrah's reward points card that was dangling off the rearview mirror...LOL

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My body LOVES the heat. It was 95 degrees here in Austin today and it didn't even phase me. I must finally be becoming a Texan.......

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It's never too hot for me. I'm packing the cooler for the lake , me and a friend are going to ride the jet ski all day.
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...my GPS holder/thingy right off the window...
...also warped my Harrah's reward points card that was dangling off the rearview mirror...LOL
LOL! I know what you mean. My EZPass (toll-payer) thingy fell off my window months ago, so I bought some industrial strength velcro stuff which worked for about 2 weeks... now it's melted off again. But not before sliding down the windshield and leaving a thick trail of glue .. .yippee.

I'm also a Harrah's reward card holder, but I keep mine safe in my purse LOL

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To quote a skit from Monty Python "It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum..."
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Today was HOT ENOUGH TO MELT MY MAPLE FUDGE!!
too bad it takes more burn time to melt it off my hips!!



Ummm, the more I think about it....I guess I could turn that burn time into fun time?


*headed to kitchen to get more Maple Fudge*
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It is so hot... I saw a tree shaking a dog on the way home from work
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The heat index here where I live in Florida said 105.

I usually walk around the lake accross the street from my work
durning my lunch break and this is what I saw today.

It is hot enough that the ducks that are in the lake are panting for breathe.

The turtles were so dry I think they melted to the rocks around the lake.

It is hot enough that I didn't think I would make it around the lake.
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Considering the heat wave in the southeast, the Carolina's have been in the 90's for the last 13 straight days. It is to be 111 in Phoenix. So sticking with the thread topic.

How hot is it? What's melting?

It's hot enough to melt......or hot enough to melt my.....
It's hot enough to turn my little flock of chickens into rotisserie!!
It's hot enough to melt my bottle of sunscreen I'd left on the porch!!
And you know it's hot when you see several wasps drinking from the bird bath!!
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It's 95* with the humidity about 70%mlike breathing water when I go out, we also have a 40% chanch of more rain.
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Next week is might get up to the mid 90s here in north london! Yes, really! Normal summer weather is around 82. Its a huge deal when it hits 88 here.
I hate the heat!!! Ugh I hate the summer!!!! I miss my a/c!
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It's hot enough that the chickens are panting!
Thankfully we have a cold front coming in and it is only suppose to be 90 today.
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