I Wish I Had A Dollar For Every Time........ - Page 4

tuffboi29 · 12-21-2010, 11:16 PM

I smashed a finger while working on a car.

Then again with my luck..I wouldn't smash them nowhere near as often.

Kenna · 12-21-2010, 11:33 PM

...........busted or sliced my knuckles on a manifold or slipped the wrench off the plug hidden on the back side of the engine in a car where the engine sits sideways and you can't see what you're doing when you're changing the plugs (I loved my Impala but hated how that engine was designed)

Blade · 01-04-2011, 08:04 PM

someone interrupts me when I am doing a project.

cane · 01-06-2011, 05:28 AM

I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone ask me about my gender.

Scorp · 01-06-2011, 06:13 AM

Every damn hair ball my cat pukes up on the new carpet....

girl_dee · 01-06-2011, 06:36 AM

that I said "never"

StillettoDoll · 03-29-2011, 08:47 PM

I wish i had a dollar every time I picked up poop from my 4 dogs!
And there toys and washing pet beds too !

Greyson · 03-29-2011, 08:56 PM

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I doubted myself and then I remembered......

Starbuck · 04-21-2011, 06:39 PM

For every time my shoes come untied! I swear, I'm as bad as a 10 year old!

justkim · 04-21-2011, 06:43 PM

Anyone has ever said... I Promise...

AtLast · 04-21-2011, 09:12 PM

I Wish I Had a $....

for every time my dog lost a new ball at the dog park!

BoDy*ShOt · 04-21-2011, 09:18 PM

...i catch someone perving my boobs.

Gemme · 04-22-2011, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoDy*ShOt

...i catch someone perving my boobs.

Think of how much you could have if you had it for ALL the times folks have perved your boobs, whether you caught them or not.

Miami · 04-22-2011, 08:38 PM

I wish I had a dollar for every time my upstairs neighbor decided to re-arrange her furniture at three in the morning!

StillettoDoll · 07-13-2011, 07:24 PM

I wish I had a dollar every time I bought a useless lotto ticket.

bigbutchmistie · 07-13-2011, 07:27 PM

I wished I had a dollar for everytime I heard a femme I crushed on say, I see you only as a friend.

I wished I had a dollar for everytime I swore to myself I'd learn to keep my mouth shut.

DoReMiFemme · 07-13-2011, 07:50 PM

I wish I had a dollar for every time I lost the damn earbuds for my iPhone.

Kenna · 07-13-2011, 07:59 PM

I wish I had a dollar for every time I had a dud fortune cookie

tapu · 07-13-2011, 08:51 PM

I wish I had a dollar for every time... I had a penny.

little man · 07-14-2011, 05:07 AM

i wish i had a dollar for every time i said/thought "i wish.*

12-21-2010, 11:16 PM	#61
tuffboi29 Member How Do You Identify?: Queer..in the queer deffinition of the queer meaning of the queer word... Preferred Pronoun?: Mr. SuperTuff Relationship Status: Things happen... Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 483 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 894 Thanked 684 Times in 293 Posts Rep Power: 93006	I Wish I Had A $ For Every Time.. I smashed a finger while working on a car. Then again with my luck..I wouldn't smash them nowhere near as often. __________________ "Today we would pass through the scenes of our youth like travelers. We are burnt up by hard facts; like tradesmen we understand distinctions, and like butchers, necessities. We are no longer untroubled - we are indifferent. We might exist there; but, should we really live there?" ~Erich Maria Remarque "All Quiet on the Western Front" http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4605968_n.jpg

01-04-2011, 08:04 PM	#63
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,414 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	someone interrupts me when I am doing a project. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

01-06-2011, 05:28 AM	#64
cane Member How Do You Identify?: male identified butch Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2010 Location: Sweden Posts: 294 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 119 Thanked 357 Times in 122 Posts Rep Power: 1030324	I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone ask me about my gender. __________________ "Vivamus, mea Lesbia, atque amemus"

01-06-2011, 06:13 AM	#65
Scorp Italian Stallion How Do You Identify?: DNA Usually... Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In a van, down by the river.. Posts: 2,702 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,557 Thanked 4,714 Times in 1,263 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I wish I had a dollar for... Every damn hair ball my cat pukes up on the new carpet....

03-29-2011, 08:47 PM	#67
StillettoDoll Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Lady Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 2,824 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,779 Thanked 3,868 Times in 1,479 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I wish i had a dollar every time I picked up poop from my 4 dogs! And there toys and washing pet beds too ! __________________

12-21-2010, 11:33 PM	#62
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,195 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	...........busted or sliced my knuckles on a manifold or slipped the wrench off the plug hidden on the back side of the engine in a car where the engine sits sideways and you can't see what you're doing when you're changing the plugs (I loved my Impala but hated how that engine was designed)

01-06-2011, 06:36 AM	#66
girl_dee Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: dee Relationship Status: Hitched up Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Livin’ the Dream Posts: 24,079 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 30,560 Thanked 54,845 Times in 13,915 Posts Rep Power: 21474873	that I said "never"

03-29-2011, 08:56 PM	#68
Greyson Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Transmasculine/Non-Binary Preferred Pronoun?: Hy (Pronounced He) Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 6,589 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,132 Thanked 8,153 Times in 2,006 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I wish I had a dollar for everytime I doubted myself and then I remembered...... __________________ Sometimes you don't realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness. - Susan Gale

04-21-2011, 06:39 PM	#69
Starbuck Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Oklahoma City Posts: 2,436 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,378 Thanked 2,148 Times in 756 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I Wish I Had a $.... For every time my shoes come untied! I swear, I'm as bad as a 10 year old! __________________ To forgive is to set the prisoner free, And then discover the prisoner was you.

04-21-2011, 06:43 PM	#70
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04-21-2011, 09:12 PM	#71
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,827 Times in 3,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I Wish I Had a $.... for every time my dog lost a new ball at the dog park!

04-21-2011, 09:18 PM	#72
BoDyShOt Member How Do You Identify?: Queer. Femme. Preferred Pronoun?: girl ones Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Twin Cities Posts: 1,020 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,460 Thanked 2,096 Times in 532 Posts Rep Power*: 21474853	i wish i had a dollar for every time... ...i catch someone perving my boobs. __________________ ...not your average betty.

04-22-2011, 08:38 PM	#74
Miami Member How Do You Identify?: Gentlemyn Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Miami, Florida DUH! Posts: 135 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8 Thanked 79 Times in 45 Posts Rep Power: 876	I wish I had a dollar for every time my upstairs neighbor decided to re-arrange her furniture at three in the morning! __________________ To be broken hearted does NOT mean to be broken, simply to be prepared for the healing.

07-13-2011, 07:24 PM	#75
StillettoDoll Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Lady Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 2,824 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,779 Thanked 3,868 Times in 1,479 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I wish I had a dollar every time I bought a useless lotto ticket. __________________

07-13-2011, 07:27 PM	#76
bigbutchmistie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Since You Need A Label. Butch Relationship Status: Still Dreaming Of My Happily Ever After Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Arlington Texas Posts: 4,009 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,950 Thanked 5,364 Times in 1,941 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I wished I had a dollar for everytime I heard a femme I crushed on say, I see you only as a friend. I wished I had a dollar for everytime I swore to myself I'd learn to keep my mouth shut.

07-13-2011, 07:50 PM	#77
DoReMiFemme Member How Do You Identify?: Femme. Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Hey Lady! Join Date: May 2011 Location: The Desert, CA Posts: 206 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 486 Thanked 531 Times in 159 Posts Rep Power: 14218584	I wish I had a dollar for every time I lost the damn earbuds for my iPhone.

07-13-2011, 07:59 PM	#78
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,195 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I wish I had a dollar for every time I had a dud fortune cookie __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

07-13-2011, 08:51 PM	#79
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I wish I had a dollar for every time... I had a penny. __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

07-14-2011, 05:07 AM	#80
little man Member How Do You Identify?: mister Preferred Pronoun?: he Relationship Status: hard to hold Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where the road goes on forever and the party never ends Posts: 1,003 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 169 Thanked 1,535 Times in 437 Posts Rep Power: 13709164	i wish i had a dollar for every time i said/thought "i wish.* __________________ i gots pitchers here i'm a rambling man i ain't ever gonna change i got a gypsy soul to blame and i was born for leaving --zac brown band (colder weather) Last edited by little man; 07-14-2011 at 05:11 AM.