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Old 02-09-2010, 06:48 AM   #61
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Isnt it time for Day to let go of finding the damn lid and start soakin in it?
Will Madge help with the talons?

If you were a 2" ball where the hella would you be?
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Is Dude NOT wearing the delicious smelling Armani Code that I gifted her for Christmas but wearing BRUT instead???

Does the Church Lady prefer BRUT?
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Isn't Dude saving the Armani for "Good"? Perhaps he'll use it when the chicken coop is done as a celebratory measure?

Why do I think Dude is looking for the ignore feature now? What it something I said?
Did I not think of Dude smelling good for his future chickens as important?

Does Dude need an ignore 'button' to actually ignore?
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Will Madge help with the talons?

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Are YOU soaking in it yet?

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Old 02-16-2010, 09:26 AM   #66
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Don't I wish I was?
soakin in it?

Have I encountered a smell I like even more than brut (which is not at all for special occasions)?
Can we say coastal b e r m u d a?
ahhhh?
Did I really trash my jeep with hay worried about
these horses no one else feels like feeding?

Will somebody be calling the law again?
Will I need a bullet proof vest to take the skinniest one
on a walk around the corner to greener pastures, if nothing is done soon?
Is there anything sweeter than horse slobber on the front of your good coat?
Am I making a name for myself heah?
The bad kind?

Did someone re arrange the bedroom so the rain man within would have
something to bitch about?
Can we spin the bed and see how your insomnia is now?
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Did I laugh when I came across this thread? Will Naomi bring tea for folks like me who don't like coffee? Is it shocking that one says in Star Bucks Metropolis that they don't like coffee?

And does Naomi know how to make scones or peach cobbler, or catfish? Am I hungry? Am I conflicted because while I am thankful to have a job I don't want to go today?
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Is Dude the sweetest insomniac ever for feeding horses that no one else is?


Have I been neglecting mah Farms cuz I am bizzy fucking around on here?


Don't I have a brand new story to finish?


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Isn't it true that there really is one person for everyone?
Isn't it true that that one person would be worn out as hell after pleasing everyone because that's a lot of work?

Isn't it pleasing to find a new thread that seems a lot of fun?
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Where oh where is my lunch?
Should I leave a trail though the kitchen now or later?
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Should I leave a trail though the kitchen now or later?

Oooops...... was I admiring my new bedroom arrangement and forgot?
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Why do people press the elevator button several times in rapid succession when the button has already been pressed? And why would someone ask those of us waiting on the FIRST floor getting on the elevator if we will be going to the 5th floor? Did it take everything in me not to say, "nope, it's against our elevator charter"? And why do people look at the elevator light (the triangles that point up or down), and still ask which direction the elevator is going in before getting on? And why do people ask while in a building with ONLY 6 floors, and they are ON the 6th floor if you're going down? Have I answered no because the elevator was going up? Am I full of elevator questions?

And where is Naomi? Am I being bad and drinking a Monster drink because Naomi didn't bring any matcha green tea? And am I including this smile for no reason at all other than I saw it and I liked it? Is it because he is bald like me with face in a book? Did that just make me laugh? Does anyone else crack themselves up and others look at you like you are truly the personification of goofy? Does that happen to me a lot? Am I the goofy nerd boy who is also a gentle tiger and so many other things?
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Will I definitely stick around? And will I pass on the green tea with a hint of horse slobber? Did that just cause the British blood in me to curdle? What curdled blood look like anyway? Can it curdle? Isn't it scary where my brain goes sometimes?

And does Day sell smiley icons out of the trunk? Does Day walk around going, "Pssst! over here! got some smiley icons for you. They're the real thing!"?

And where is Jenny? Should I have a complex because she has not been in here? Didn't I take a good shower today?
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Does Mr. Daywalker think June and I dont communicate very well with merely verbage, although admittedly we're not nearly as expressive as some others.... Will I personally, do my absolute best to utilize the smiley list in each and every post as often as possible from this day forward (or when they locate a big haired TEXAS girl smiley)..../I]
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Will having smiley icons in my signature satisfy the Daywalker? Does Daywalker walk at night and become Nightwalker? If a night walker falls do they become a night crawler?
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Did I hear my name somehow? Am I the right Jenny?

How did I not know that June-y was addicted to Burt's Bees? I wonder if she knows I am addicted to Alba Cocoa Butter Lotion? Is it possible that it makes me smell like cupcakes?

Does June-y remember that this is how I first me her? In the Question thread way back in 2005?
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Is there a Grape Crush, or just an Orange Crush?


Anyone ever tasted Jones' Soda ~ Crushed Melon?


Is Crush gonna be mah word of the day, or just the hour?







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Is it crazy that I just thought of Hosting a
Live Thread in our backyard this Spring?



Would I like to tape it, raw and uncensored?
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Do you think it has potential to be a Youuuutooob hit?


Will there be a lawn mowing contest afterward?




Is this really just an evil scheme to get our yards mowed?





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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? And how do we know that Jack was a boy? And why would they be going up a hill to get water? How do we know that they weren't going to get something else? And how did Jack fall? Did Jack trip over that invisible something like what makes people trip on a rug? Did Jane trip Jack? And what kind of crown was it? Was it a dental crown? Is crown code for something else? Is it possible that I asked these kinds of questions as a kid and drove my mom who was a saint and the not so saintly teachers nuts?

And why would I reach for a Monster energy drink after 8 pm??? Where is Naomi? Shouldn't someone bring some cinnabons (sp)? How about some chocolate chip cookies?
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