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smouldering · 12-18-2011, 08:55 AM

Inked_Trinity · 12-18-2011, 11:22 AM

Inked_Trinity · 12-18-2011, 02:40 PM

msW8ing · 12-18-2011, 03:22 PM

One winter morning a husband and wife in Cornerbrook were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through."The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Damn honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice, that all men who are married to blonde women exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

smouldering · 12-18-2011, 04:55 PM

smouldering · 12-18-2011, 04:56 PM

sara-bera · 12-18-2011, 07:15 PM

Inked_Trinity · 12-18-2011, 07:45 PM

Inked_Trinity · 12-19-2011, 07:19 AM

Honey · 12-19-2011, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

yeaaah...I KNEW I liked you ! Naked twister...it adds to any holiday get together !!!

Honey · 12-19-2011, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

And FYI,...you are sooo twisted !! I totally want to know who you are !!

Inked_Trinity · 12-19-2011, 08:53 AM

asphaltcowboi · 12-19-2011, 10:08 AM

ok so no im not going to run my red truck threw the mud!! im keeping her clean!! "for dates an stuff" at least until i get a decent dating car.. ugh.. my black truck is my mud runner .. till i get her all dolled up too.!! lol so dont even dare me to run the red one threw !! not gonna happen!

msW8ing · 12-19-2011, 02:48 PM

msW8ing · 12-19-2011, 02:49 PM

smouldering · 12-19-2011, 05:19 PM

smouldering · 12-19-2011, 05:21 PM

puddin' · 12-19-2011, 06:31 PM

so i'm tryin' to decide what type o' brine i wanna use on da turkey fo' mah annual christmas day lunch fo' da residents at work?!!

Gemme · 12-19-2011, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Honey

yeaaah...I KNEW I liked you ! Naked twister...it adds to any holiday get together !!!

Oh, no.

I do NOT want nor need to see my Aunties and Uncles playing Twister of ANY kind, especially naked.

Alurra · 12-19-2011, 10:34 PM

12-18-2011, 08:55 AM	#8421
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	__________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare

12-18-2011, 11:22 AM	#8422
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12-18-2011, 02:40 PM	#8423
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-18-2011, 03:22 PM	#8424
msW8ing Member How Do You Identify?: multi-faceted gem, femme, submissive babygirl if the chemistry is there. Preferred Pronoun?: lady Relationship Status: working on myself Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lewiston, Idaho Posts: 920 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,700 Thanked 2,497 Times in 654 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA One winter morning a husband and wife in Cornerbrook were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through."The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Damn honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice, that all men who are married to blonde women exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?" __________________ *Don't judge me by my past..I don't live there anymore* A lady who knows the ropes..will never be bound. ~Mae West

12-18-2011, 04:55 PM	#8425
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12-18-2011, 04:56 PM	#8426
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12-18-2011, 07:15 PM	#8427
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12-18-2011, 07:45 PM	#8428
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12-19-2011, 07:19 AM	#8429
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12-19-2011, 08:53 AM	#8432
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12-19-2011, 10:08 AM	#8433
asphaltcowboi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Relationship Status: HAPPY Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ..... Posts: 1,509 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,367 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,042 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	ok so no im not going to run my red truck threw the mud!! im keeping her clean!! "for dates an stuff" at least until i get a decent dating car.. ugh.. my black truck is my mud runner .. till i get her all dolled up too.!! lol so dont even dare me to run the red one threw !! not gonna happen! __________________

12-19-2011, 02:48 PM	#8434
msW8ing Member How Do You Identify?: multi-faceted gem, femme, submissive babygirl if the chemistry is there. Preferred Pronoun?: lady Relationship Status: working on myself Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lewiston, Idaho Posts: 920 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,700 Thanked 2,497 Times in 654 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	__________________ *Don't judge me by my past..I don't live there anymore* A lady who knows the ropes..will never be bound. ~Mae West

12-19-2011, 02:49 PM	#8435
msW8ing Member How Do You Identify?: multi-faceted gem, femme, submissive babygirl if the chemistry is there. Preferred Pronoun?: lady Relationship Status: working on myself Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lewiston, Idaho Posts: 920 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,700 Thanked 2,497 Times in 654 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	__________________ *Don't judge me by my past..I don't live there anymore* A lady who knows the ropes..will never be bound. ~Mae West

12-19-2011, 05:19 PM	#8436
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12-19-2011, 05:21 PM	#8437
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12-19-2011, 06:31 PM	#8438
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12-19-2011, 10:34 PM	#8440
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