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Inked_Trinity · 12-21-2011, 07:39 PM

Inked_Trinity · 12-22-2011, 09:58 AM

Top Ten Things That Upset Your Dog

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9.Dog sweaters. Hello ? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ?

Inked_Trinity · 12-22-2011, 01:25 PM

msW8ing · 12-22-2011, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDreadPirateRoberts

candycane hot cocoa is delicious! ....add 1-2 candycane hershey kisses to a cup of cocoa mix in the mug...and stir....mmmmm ...add whipped cream for an extra treat

I make chocolate covered candy canes for the kids just for this purpose..they love to stir their hot chocolate with them

willow · 12-22-2011, 03:35 PM

msW8ing · 12-22-2011, 10:57 PM

Rook · 12-23-2011, 08:21 AM

After visiting a very much packed Mall, mostly with a Line leading towards a Dubious lookin slightly slender Santa...
I looked to my brother and out came the following..

"This is the ONE Holiday where Parents will eagerly allow their children literally on the lap of an old Stranger that often reeks of Booze, with a cruddy attitude who'll give a kid a strange toy, after taking a picture with the kid, next to an even more dubious usually Tall looking elf."

Bro: "No different than halloween though, knockin on strangers houses, wearing costumes, asking for candy that later have to be checked for itty bitty shards of razors & poison pellets, remember?...."

Me: "We've officially become curmudgeon adults, right?"

Bro: "I plead the 5th..."-proceeds to grab m&m's from a quarter machine-

Enjoy the Holidays 'round the World Folks, whichever u may celebrate close to Heart...Chanukah, Christmas, Solstice, Yule, or Kwanzaa

tapu · 12-23-2011, 08:44 AM

my heat went out last night. it's 54 degrees in here. heat and hot water use one boiler, so we have no hot water either. this is friday. before christmas weekend. my landlord will be getting "someone" over here "in a coupla hours."

am i in a play? a really long, dark play? like a sartre play?

Alurra · 12-24-2011, 01:20 PM

Inked_Trinity · 12-24-2011, 05:34 PM

Gentle Tiger · 12-24-2011, 10:55 PM

Turtle · 12-25-2011, 03:31 PM

Dominique · 12-26-2011, 06:07 AM

the water is glass. I think I'll put it into the wall some place odd, and maybe frame it. I LOVE it!

Inked_Trinity · 12-26-2011, 07:32 AM

Andrea · 12-26-2011, 08:12 AM

About six weeks ago, we found a kitten on our driveway nearly starved to death. She was so sick and weak she couldn't walk.

Food and water, expensive vet visits, and daily medications have made her much healthier. In addition, we found out she isn't a kitten after all. She is a very petite 10 year old.

The problem (besides the fact we didn't need or want another cat)? She came into heat on Christmas eve.

I will be making Velcro a spay appointment as soon as the clinic opens today but in the meantime what do I do about her discomfort? Any advice is appreciated.

Inked_Trinity · 12-26-2011, 07:53 PM

Alurra · 12-26-2011, 08:15 PM

Canela · 12-26-2011, 08:25 PM

@Slick Willies, Westheimer and Montrose, gettin' ready to kick some butt in a minute.
I love Houston! Woohoo!

Honey · 12-27-2011, 03:20 AM

My Christmas was very "Unusual"...It started Friday evening when the neighbor I accidentally sent the dirty text to showed up at my house with a wagon full of wine and snacks !!!! Yeah....I could have tapped that if I wanted to !! ....I'm just sayin'.......

Inked_Trinity · 12-27-2011, 10:33 AM

12-21-2011, 07:39 PM	#8461
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12-22-2011, 09:58 AM	#8462
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Top Ten Things That Upset Your Dog 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9.Dog sweaters. Hello ? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-22-2011, 01:25 PM	#8463
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12-22-2011, 03:35 PM	#8465
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12-22-2011, 10:57 PM	#8466
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12-23-2011, 08:21 AM	#8467
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12-23-2011, 08:44 AM	#8468
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	my heat went out last night. it's 54 degrees in here. heat and hot water use one boiler, so we have no hot water either. this is friday. before christmas weekend. my landlord will be getting "someone" over here "in a coupla hours." am i in a play? a really long, dark play? like a sartre play? __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

12-24-2011, 01:20 PM	#8469
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12-24-2011, 05:34 PM	#8470
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12-24-2011, 10:55 PM	#8471
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12-25-2011, 03:31 PM	#8472
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12-26-2011, 06:07 AM	#8473
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12-26-2011, 07:32 AM	#8474
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-26-2011, 08:12 AM	#8475
Andrea Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Mature Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Her/She Relationship Status: I heart Rene Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 3,755 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,427 Thanked 14,984 Times in 3,028 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	About six weeks ago, we found a kitten on our driveway nearly starved to death. She was so sick and weak she couldn't walk. Food and water, expensive vet visits, and daily medications have made her much healthier. In addition, we found out she isn't a kitten after all. She is a very petite 10 year old. The problem (besides the fact we didn't need or want another cat)? She came into heat on Christmas eve. I will be making Velcro a spay appointment as soon as the clinic opens today but in the meantime what do I do about her discomfort? Any advice is appreciated. __________________ I am very spoiled! What we think about and thank about, we bring about! Today I will treat my body with love and respect. Last edited by Andrea; 12-26-2011 at 08:18 AM.

12-26-2011, 07:53 PM	#8476
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12-26-2011, 08:25 PM	#8478
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12-27-2011, 03:20 AM	#8479
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12-27-2011, 10:33 AM	#8480
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