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Old 01-11-2016, 01:42 PM   #841
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See thats the thinking of younger older people.

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See thats the thinking of younger older people.

When you get to be my age, you realize it isnt your patience that is waning. The problem is that stupid is growing exponentially.

Thats my story and Im sticking with it.....for as long as I remember I said it.



I have to admit, I liked that "younger older people" term.
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my legs were like two trees.. now they are kinda like jello....
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