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Do you prefer rug or rope burns?
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#8622 |
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Is that what those scars are on my ankles?
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#8623 |
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Isn't is fortunate your pants are usually down at your ankles covering that?
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Isn't that what you pointed out when you hiked up your skirt to show me your rug burns? Have you heard of knee pads?
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Do they worry when you pull out the knee and elbow pads in the bedroom and realize you're not getting ready to rollerblade?
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Did you just realize they were missing from your drawer?
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So how did drawer cleaning go the other day?
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Did you steal the clover clips? Didn't I send those to recycling? How often do you dumpster dive?
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Don't I dumpster dive every time you open the bedroom door?
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Am I surprised that you're admitting publicly that every time I open your bedroom door their is a reason to dive for cover? I thought you wanted this to be our little secret?
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Do you wonder why I always show up at your house in my Orkin outfit and fumigation gear?
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Didn't I tell you that I'm not into your brand of role play?
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Doesn't it say a lot that you had to "pump" you up?
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Is that why you cheeks were so red and tired when I found you? From giving your inflatable date a different kind of "blow job"?
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WTF? How in the fuck could you think I didn't come prepared? Aren't I always prepared for a good "date"?
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Do I know what you want for Christmas?
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Who can compete with that?
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That is really the question, isn't it? Do you think this is the real story behind the big bad wolf and the three little pigs?
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So is jumbo-sized "just right" then?
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