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#8901 |
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Stone Bisexual Femme with a heavy twist of Lime Relationship Status:
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Do you ever wonder what kind of questions cruise ship pursers are asked? I've never been on a cruise (I suffer sea sickness easily) and wanted to find out a few things about such affairs. Here's what I found (I googled this subject this morning):
"Could you call the ships captain to stop the waves? I am getting seasick." As you probably might guess, I won't be going on a cruise anytime soon. * LOL * (or not). |
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#8902 |
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Queer Femme Relationship Status:
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<----- Thirteen days smoke-free.
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My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness. Continue to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart. - Maya Angelou |
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#8903 |
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#8904 |
Practically Lives Here
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I want to thank you for your FORWARDing of the educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.
I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel. I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose. Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public toilet. I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS for the email about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone. I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers. I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer. AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life. I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down. I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica ,Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan . THANKS TO YOU I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big blacksnake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt. AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up a dime coin dropped in the car park because it was probably placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over. I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off. If you don't FORWARD this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back,causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician . . Oh, and by the way..... A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet. NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY!!!!! |
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![]() FULL DISCLOSURE: It’s not really Adele singing, but a well-timed voice over. Still, we nominate this as share-worthy! Watch: Adele Serenades Newt Gingrich At The Grammys |
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#8907 |
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#8908 |
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Gaea "Building a lifetime together one day at a time" Courage: the willingness to risk who you are for who you want to be and what you have for what you want You're not who your past says you are, you are who you choose to be today moving forward. |
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#8909 |
Senior Member
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A Lady..Femme..Free Spirit with a touch of survivalist woman in me. Preferred Pronoun?:
Spiritual Warrior..She Ra..Baby Doll, or anything close..ha! Relationship Status:
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Dang I love this Thread..lol
Thanks for all the smiles.
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#8910 |
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#8911 |
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multi-faceted gem, femme, submissive babygirl if the chemistry is there. Preferred Pronoun?:
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working on myself Join Date: Sep 2010
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Don't judge me by my past..I don't live there anymore A lady who knows the ropes..will never be bound. ~Mae West |
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#8912 |
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#8913 |
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I need to put this on a t-shirt.
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#8914 |
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A Lady..Femme..Free Spirit with a touch of survivalist woman in me. Preferred Pronoun?:
Spiritual Warrior..She Ra..Baby Doll, or anything close..ha! Relationship Status:
In perfect love and perfect trust I believe that will be directed..for now Just friends in my life. ![]() Join Date: Mar 2010
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Believe what people show you the first time. It will keep you in balance, and will show you truth! ~*~ Author unknown ~*~ When negative thoughts come to mind, Let them die stillborn. Speak and do posotive in any situation, And watch your dreams grow and flurish. If you can't say anything posotive, Zip it up. Do not give birth to that which you do not want to see grow. See it, Believe it, Own it, Have it! ~*~ Lady Pamela ~*~ |
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#8915 |
Member
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Self possessed Aquarian Preferred Pronoun?:
Don't call me baby~ Relationship Status:
Deliciously single and loving it. Join Date: Apr 2010
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#8916 |
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#8917 |
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#8918 |
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#8919 |
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#8920 |
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