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Inked_Trinity · 03-22-2012, 09:06 AM

Kobi · 03-22-2012, 10:57 AM

Hollylane · 03-22-2012, 11:12 AM

Morgan · 03-22-2012, 01:24 PM

always2late · 03-22-2012, 11:59 PM

It seems like every day, I hear or read of a new assault on a woman's right to choose...the latest of these outrages is a proposed bill that would make it criminal for a woman to seek an abortion without the signed PERMISSION of the man who impregnated her.

I have come to the conclusion that I need to run for office, and once there, propose a bill that would require all these idiots voting to limit or prohibit a woman's right to choose to wear a pregnancy "suit" for 9 months that would increase in weight every month. They would also have to drink ipecac at prescribed times to induce vomiting, and, at random intervals, be hit across the lower back with a baseball bat. At the end of the 9 months we would pick names out of a hat..and several of those lucky men would have to undergo abdominal surgery wherein an incision would be made and the muscles of the lower abdomen spread apart with steel forceps. It wouldn't be exactly like a c-section..but hey, why should we have all the fun? The men not chosen would just have to have their balls squeezed in a vise for the approximate time the average woman is in labor. And finally...all the men would then be given an infant they would be required to adopt.

That's my platform...vote always2late 2012!

Princess · 03-23-2012, 03:36 AM

UofMfan · 03-23-2012, 07:57 AM

Reebok 'Cheat On Your Girlfriend' Campaign Gets Pulled For Obvious Reasons

Kobi · 03-23-2012, 08:10 AM

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

dark_crystal · 03-23-2012, 10:44 AM

seen on Twitter this morning:

I Kissed a Girl and She Called Me out on Trying to Appropriate Lesbian Culture in Order to Attract Men #MakeABadSongBetter (@Ali_Davis )

lol

foxyshaman · 03-23-2012, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by always2late

It seems like every day, I hear or read of a new assault on a woman's right to choose...the latest of these outrages is a proposed bill that would make it criminal for a woman to seek an abortion without the signed PERMISSION of the man who impregnated her.

I have come to the conclusion that I need to run for office, and once there, propose a bill that would require all these idiots voting to limit or prohibit a woman's right to choose to wear a pregnancy "suit" for 9 months that would increase in weight every month. They would also have to drink ipecac at prescribed times to induce vomiting, and, at random intervals, be hit across the lower back with a baseball bat. At the end of the 9 months we would pick names out of a hat..and several of those lucky men would have to undergo abdominal surgery wherein an incision would be made and the muscles of the lower abdomen spread apart with steel forceps. It wouldn't be exactly like a c-section..but hey, why should we have all the fun? The men not chosen would just have to have their balls squeezed in a vise for the approximate time the average woman is in labor. And finally...all the men would then be given an infant they would be required to adopt.

That's my platform...vote always2late 2012!

Capital Idea My Dear... absolutely Capital!! If I was American, I would so vote for you.

Christy51274 · 03-23-2012, 12:54 PM

I am craving bleu cheese and Mexican food. Crap, I should eat.

justkim · 03-24-2012, 06:50 AM

justkim · 03-24-2012, 06:51 AM

Kobi · 03-24-2012, 06:57 AM

justkim · 03-24-2012, 07:01 AM

justkim · 03-24-2012, 07:27 AM

Kobi · 03-25-2012, 07:54 AM

Gemme · 03-25-2012, 09:51 AM

Turtle · 03-25-2012, 11:19 AM

UofMfan · 03-25-2012, 11:34 AM

03-22-2012, 09:06 AM	#9141
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03-22-2012, 10:57 AM	#9142
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03-22-2012, 01:24 PM	#9144
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03-22-2012, 11:59 PM	#9145
always2late Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: m'lady Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 2,000 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,231 Times in 1,462 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	It seems like every day, I hear or read of a new assault on a woman's right to choose...the latest of these outrages is a proposed bill that would make it criminal for a woman to seek an abortion without the signed PERMISSION of the man who impregnated her. I have come to the conclusion that I need to run for office, and once there, propose a bill that would require all these idiots voting to limit or prohibit a woman's right to choose to wear a pregnancy "suit" for 9 months that would increase in weight every month. They would also have to drink ipecac at prescribed times to induce vomiting, and, at random intervals, be hit across the lower back with a baseball bat. At the end of the 9 months we would pick names out of a hat..and several of those lucky men would have to undergo abdominal surgery wherein an incision would be made and the muscles of the lower abdomen spread apart with steel forceps. It wouldn't be exactly like a c-section..but hey, why should we have all the fun? The men not chosen would just have to have their balls squeezed in a vise for the approximate time the average woman is in labor. And finally...all the men would then be given an infant they would be required to adopt. That's my platform...vote always2late 2012! __________________ Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there ~ Rumi

03-23-2012, 07:57 AM	#9147
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03-22-2012, 11:12 AM	#9143
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03-23-2012, 03:36 AM	#9146
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03-23-2012, 08:10 AM	#9148
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03-23-2012, 10:44 AM	#9149
dark_crystal Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: jenny Preferred Pronoun?: babygirl Relationship Status: First Lady of the United SMH Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 5,445 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,532 Thanked 26,564 Times in 4,688 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	seen on Twitter this morning: I Kissed a Girl and She Called Me out on Trying to Appropriate Lesbian Culture in Order to Attract Men #MakeABadSongBetter (@Ali_Davis ) lol __________________

03-23-2012, 12:54 PM	#9151
Christy51274 Junior Member How Do You Identify?: 100% High Femme, Submissive Preferred Pronoun?: Call me whatever you please. Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Maryland (Somewhere near Baltimore) Posts: 77 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 246 Thanked 246 Times in 57 Posts Rep Power: 3494134	I am craving bleu cheese and Mexican food. Crap, I should eat. __________________ *“We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.” ~ Winston Churchill ~*

03-24-2012, 06:50 AM	#9152
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03-24-2012, 06:51 AM	#9153
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03-24-2012, 06:57 AM	#9154
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03-24-2012, 07:01 AM	#9155
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03-24-2012, 07:27 AM	#9156
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03-25-2012, 07:54 AM	#9157
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03-25-2012, 09:51 AM	#9158
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03-25-2012, 11:19 AM	#9159
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03-25-2012, 11:34 AM	#9160
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