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Old 02-04-2013, 12:41 PM   #941
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Still laid up in the hospital....day #4 and no end in sight. I'm hooked up to IV bags of high-impact antibiotics, fluids, breathing treatments and the like. I am tired.....so tired. They come in at all hours of the day and night, changing IV bags, sticking me for labs, taking all sorts of body fluids for specimens. I've apparently got something bad......most probably from work.

And, to top it ALL off.......

Here comes the Infectious Disease Specialist.

WTF??????

~Theo~.......has something bad.
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Th end to my relationship of almost a year with these words..." I love you very much and I want you in my life but I can't do a relationship any more right now because there is just too much." Then followed up with who knows...maybe we can try this again in the future.
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"Well, where's your fucking pacifier? Maybe that will stop all that fucking noise!"
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I got to work early today...to avoid the snow AND to get here early enough to grab my paycheck and go get it cashed (SINCE my agency failed to tell me that my direct deposit form that I submitted THREE WEEKS ago was not the right form for their payroll) only to find that I have NO paycheck....

They called my employer (and didn't bother calling me) and said I crossed something out and they didn't understand it. I handed in the time sheet personally. The woman looked at it. NEVER said a word about it having an issue.

SO...he said they said it will be in today's mail (it wasn't) or tomorrows. I doubt there WILL be mail tomorrow. And the agency was closed today due to the weather. SO...now it will PROLLY be Monday before I even see my paycheck. Heck, it will probably be Sunday before I even get home...sigh...
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they dont have direct deposit, cinn ?
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they dont have direct deposit, cinn ?
They do, but I gave them our bank form...and they wanted me to fill out THEIR payroll form in addition....and they managed to lose the form i gave them to begin with...so now I have to print another...and my bank info is just floating around...and it will be ANOTHER 2 weeks till I actually HAVE direct deposit

But I was more irked that they never called me in that 3 week time. I had to stop by and find out what was going on.... thank god Teddy is less patient than me....he told me it had been too long...I was like... Oh give them time to get it done lol
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Seeing people being treated unjustly!!! I can't stand back and watch...blah!!! Putting my big girl panties on and sticking up for them. That is the right thing to do!
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I need to mourn alone thats who I am and my phone ringing and ringing. I dont get mad often but im ready to tear my phone out the wall but maybe its better to just turn it off (lol)
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smooshed my toes when I dropped a big can of tomato sauce on them. However, the lovely shade of purple looks good with my toe nail polish.
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We have a potluck at work ever so often. The same people NEVER contribute but are the first to get into the food. It irks me. One lady even has the nerve to complain about dishes she.doesn't like.
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Oh well.. I will turn her room into my workout room. Yay!
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I was getting Valentine's Day balloons...and this woman who was leaving the store got the VERY LAST of the Teddy Bear mylar balloons! She had like 6 of them! I wanted one sooo badly for Teddy and when I asked, they said she had taken all of them....
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